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The fiery and fierce battle between Pip and Sam lasted only momentsfor Merry soon found some mushrooms. In a wild frenzy all three started eating Mrs. Maggots mushrooms.Sam said to relinquish his share pip and merry would have to climb to the top of the hill and to find lots of mad Baggin's jools to take home and give to the old gaffer. Having done this the gaffer went mad himself and chewed his toes. But they tasted of old jam and dirty hair with nasty toenails. Spitting on the ground Merry left the angry group of fighting hobbits, and rode to Meduseld. Pippin was jealous for he wished Merry could taste the gaffer's toenails in pink toejam made by Smuckers out in stores. they laced the finely smashed jam with alcoholic raisins and hid it at Bombadil's house in his boot. Tom soon began to run in circles like a Headless rubber chicken. For jam was his favorite vice! Suddenly, barrow-wights began to attack the lady Goldberry, but Tom Bombadil looking for toejam, pranced to the Goldberry's rescue by singing magical he gave her some toejam and hairy hobbit feet odor. The stench which caused her to faint was quite cruel to everyone involved. After they all dropped seeing the destruction the oder was an unbearable, foul and unimaginably revolting lime green green, putrid scent that was death to any mortal that inhaled the deadly fumes. However one mortal, by the name of Eothain the Pale, caught a sniff in Medulsed. Frodo , so that all things could eat jam and tell stories that make sense. But soon Frodo died of AIDS. But not really, in the end, FRODO LIVES!!! So living, he decided to take a vacation in the Gray Havens with a poodle named Cirdan the Shipwright a smart dog which constantly gnawed on Frodo's slippers and loved to annoy the hobbit so much that frodo leapt upon a table and began to sing: The Canadien Anthem while balancing on one foot. The crowd was asleep but awoke when the dog swallowed
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After they all dropped seeing the destruction the odor was an unbearable, foul and unimaginably revolting lime green green, putrid scent that was death to any mortal that inhaled the deadly fumes. However one mortal, by the name of Eothain the Pale, caught a sniff in Medulsed. Frodo , so that all things could eat jam and tell stories that make sense. But soon Frodo died of AIDS. But not really, in the end, FRODO LIVES!!! So living, he decided to take a vacation in the Gray Havens with a poodle named Cirdan the Shipwright a smart dog which constantly gnawed on Frodo's slippers and loved to annoy the hobbit so much that frodo leapt upon a table and began to sing: The Canadien Anthem while balancing on one foot. The crowd was asleep but awoke when the dog swallowed his pride and was willfully neutered, thus ending his weekend rampages with his lady friend. Flabbergasted, the audience gasped and cringed but soon their shock was abated, because Frodo interceded and warned them of deadly peril, for the Gaffer's young son, Sam, began to spam
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