03-15-2002, 05:40 PM | #141 |
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Legolas: [fighting off Orcs] *thinking* Everybody is Kung Fu fighting! WAH! This elf is fast as lightening! YAH!
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03-15-2002, 10:19 PM | #142 |
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LOL!!!
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Wow my first post here in 2 weeks! Anyway... Gimli looking at Legolas after Aragorn asks them to "hunt some orc": "YES!" *thinking* Oh yeah, it's my line!
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03-16-2002, 01:17 AM | #144 |
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After Frodo was ill...and the hoobits are hugging each other!!!
Pippin: *thinking* MY PIPEWEED...MY PIPEWEED!!!! Merry: *thinking* HIS PIPEWEED...HIS PIPEWEED!!! Sam: *thinking* The ring...my precioussss...hehe...my prrreccioussss!!! Frodo *thinking* they love me..they really love me!!!
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03-16-2002, 01:32 PM | #145 | |
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03-16-2002, 03:40 PM | #147 |
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I believe the 'Waterfall' has something to do with a dream a member called FrodoFriend had, apparently she dreamt she had a dream that she met with Elijah Wood at a waterfall.
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03-16-2002, 11:48 PM | #148 |
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I didn't really dream that! At least, not while I was asleep.
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03-17-2002, 10:13 PM | #149 |
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Aragorn: [looking for athelas] *thinking* Where's The Last Quality Music House when you need it?
Elrond: "You are the Fellowship of the Ring!" [looking really pleased with himself] *thinking* Now, where's my Spoon at...? Frodo: [seeing the Eye] *thinking* AHH!!! MARTHA STEWART!!! Sam: [looking from the edge of the cliff at the end of the movie] *thinking* Is this the cliff Rogue Elf and Elijah fell over? Frodo: [looking from the same spot] *thinking* NO!!! Not this cliff again!!! Last edited by Rána Eressëa : 03-17-2002 at 10:20 PM. |
03-18-2002, 12:47 AM | #150 |
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Balrog: *roars and spreads huge, very obvious wings* Heh. This'll get all those Tolkienites riled up.
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03-18-2002, 01:44 AM | #151 |
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LOL! Good one, FF
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03-18-2002, 02:09 AM | #152 |
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Galadriel in the beginning: "The world is changing..."*thinking* And so is the plot...
"I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth, I smell it in the air..."*thinking* Not to mention my lines..<sigh>
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03-18-2002, 03:58 AM | #153 |
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LOL. Arathorn, that's good.
Galadriel: I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth *thinking: I feel I am saying Treebeard's line.* Okay, not very original, but just to continue what Arathorn started. . .
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03-18-2002, 11:41 AM | #154 |
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Elrond: Men?! Men are weak. {I hope no one remembers me in drag in Priscilla Queen of the Desert while I'm being butch!}
Elrond: You are called here to face the thrreat of Morrdorrr. {I said that sooooooooo cool!} Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand, Frodo. {Sauron has it right. Pity makes life more difficult.} Saruman: Your love for the Halflings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind... {Gandalf thinks: And your love for Isengard wine has clearly slowed your liver....} Saruman: We must join with Sauron. {{[I]Gandalf thinks: Sauron! That punk? Foo' still owe me twelve dollas!} Gandalf dancing at Bilbo's Birthday Party: {I dunno, a couple more mugs of wine and these hobbit girls are going to get real cute.....} Bilbo: "Mithril! Take it! Take it! As light as a feather, and as hard as dragon scales!" {Frodo thinks: And as smelly as a Dwarf's armpits! Why didn't he wash this thing? It's still got goblin and warg guts on it!}
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03-18-2002, 02:08 PM | #155 |
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Luckily you don't need much air to type, I'll be needing oxygen soon....
Saruman: The hour is later than you think.. Gandalf*Oh No, don't tell me I missed Buffy the vampire slayer! Galadriel: He has fallen into shadow.... thinking* that'll teach him to nick one of my dresses! Seriously... Balrog rises from the fire, sees Gandalf, starts chasing him thinking * It's was you wasn't it? You're the one that called my momma a winged balrog!* Legolas: It's not the eastern shore that worries me thinking * Those EW-fans are everywhere, I hope there are some of me too.. Oh better go comb my hair then...
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03-19-2002, 02:03 AM | #156 |
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Legolas: A shadow and a threat is growing in my mind.
Thinking: More importantly, I think I'm growing nose hair! Ahh! Where are my toenail scissors? Legolas: And you have my bow! Thinking: Beep beep. Identify target. May be prettier than me. Must keep an eye on. Over and out. Elrond: Welcome to Rivendell, Frodo Baggins. Frodo: *thinking* Thank Eru! At least it's not Arwen!
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03-19-2002, 10:48 AM | #157 |
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Galadriel: "In place of a dark lord you shall have a queen!...I've passed the test. I shall move on to the West and remain Galadriel"
Frodo: *thinking* That's it, I'm not talking to girls at 3 am.
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03-19-2002, 03:06 PM | #158 |
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when frodo is walking to the mirror of galadriel and the camera focoses on his feet
Frodo: I wonder how many other people put rogane on thier feet. I still look good right? if I'm not perfect i hope I'm atleast better than Legolas. in the beganing of the movie when frodo and gandalf r still on the cart Frodo: I'm glad your back gandalf *was ur nose always that big* Gandalf: so am i dear boy, so am I. *I shouldn't of come here. the hobbits r already really bugging me. i should of only settled for 20 lb. of pipe weed from bilbo 10 lb. is not enough for this in moria when gandalf is about to fall of the bridge Gandalf: Fly u fools *i shold of told bilbo to give me 30 lb. of pipe weed. this is not fair* |
03-19-2002, 04:33 PM | #159 |
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Outtakes pArt1: At Rivendell: Frodo: Where were you Gandalf? Gandalf: I had to get a new magic staff. You think these things grow on trees!!! CUT!!! Later: Elrond: Goodbye.... Mr. Underhill Frodo: My name is... FRODO! CUT!!! In Moria: (Fellowship is surrounded by Orcs) Gandalf (sings): It rainin' Orcs, halleuluah, it's rainin' Orcs! CUT!!! In Orthanc: Saruman: That's funny. The last time I looked into the palantir the eye wasn't brown. Hey, anybody see an old guy dressed all in grey... beard down to here... he was just here a minute ago. (slips in eagle dropppings) CUT!!! Barad Dur: Sauron: I wonder in I should put a few Orcs around the Cracks of Doom... just in case. NAHHH
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03-20-2002, 06:43 AM | #160 |
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LOL everyone!!!
Gandalf: Fly you fools!!!
Frodo: *we can't fly Gandalf...we don't have wings* *to the others* *poor guy...I think he's a little confused!!!* Pippin *hehe...Gandalfs stoned!!!*
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