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From smoking too much weed.
What caused Denethor to go crazy? |
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He got sick of waiting for Order of the Phoenix.
If Sam was travelling 5km per hour on a wagon going directly west, and Frodo was travelling 20km per hour on a magical broomstick, would there be candy? |
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It depends? Which direction was Frodo traveling on the broomstick, and would I have to use trigonometry to find when they would meet.
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The hobbits wear kilts, so no one knows if they have underwear or not.
How come the Old Took didn't get as old as Bilbo?
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casue he only had magic cuff links not a magic suit like bilbo
why did the dwarves leave moria
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Someone farted.
Why do the Elves live in the trees in Lothlorien? |
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Because the Dwarves stunk up the ground below.
Why wasn't Glorfindel in the FotR movie?
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Because Arwen locked him up in Galadriel's dressing room closet and he was never seen again.
Why wasn't Tom Bombadil in the FOTR movie?
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Because he was locked in the same closet as Glorfindel
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because it matches his nipple piercings.
Why did Narsil break so easily?
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I was made of rubber. (yes, I know what rubber is!)
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Shove a hobbit towards it as a distraction and run away!
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The language of llllllllllluv.
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burritos
why are dwarves so short?
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They didn't eat their veggies when they were growing up.
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finrod
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Luthien Tinuviel.
What was the Ring made of?
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Silly putty.
Who was the secret cross-dresser in Hobbiton? |
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the old gaffer.
What pub did the hobbits like to frequent? |
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Cheers!
How come the Balrog in Moria didn't fly to save his life?
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