Most Wanted 'Mooters - Page 8

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 05-01-2003, 01:20 PM

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I know how to deal with Ruinel, I'm married to her after-all.

I want a divorce.

Ruinel · 05-01-2003, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by Sister Golden Hair
I want a divorce.

No, no, no, no!!!!!!!!! I'm trying to get you two together!!! Aiiii!!!! You're not sticking me with him!!!

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 05-01-2003, 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
No, no, no, no!!!!!!!!! I'm trying to get you two together!!! Aiiii!!!! You're not sticking me with him!!!

Well, you don't get the real Finrod cause your a two timer. I get him. You get Jona-thong.

Ruinel · 05-01-2003, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by Sister Golden Hair
Well, you don't get the real Finrod cause your a two timer. I get him. You get Jona-thong.

He's 2 months shy of being legal... whatcha trying to do, put me in jail!

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 05-01-2003, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
He's 2 months shy of being legal... whatcha trying to do, put me in jail!

Living through all the long ages of Middle-earth, what's two months? You can wait for him.

Ruinel · 05-01-2003, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by Sister Golden Hair
Living through all the long ages of Middle-earth, what's two months? You can wait for him.

True, but you know it wouldn't work out... he's Atani and I'm Elf... yes, he's young now, and we'd have a good time together while he's... agile and vigorous... but he's just going to grow old in such a short time. There I'll be changing his diaper and spoon feeding him his pudding. And then what? He'll die, that's what, and I'll just be stuck here alone pining for him and his little thong. How sad.

Elf Girl · 05-01-2003, 05:23 PM

Ruinel, Ruinel, it doesn't look like you are making any attempt to resist the power of The Thong. *waves finger at Ruinel, even though Ruinel is roughly two Ages older than her*

Aralyn · 05-01-2003, 05:41 PM

Elf Girl! Ruinel is your elder not to mention a hell of a good fighter,
Check out all threads where she is threatened

Elf Girl · 05-01-2003, 05:44 PM

Hmph. She's still not resisting the power of The Thong.

Aralyn · 05-01-2003, 05:47 PM

And you Elf Girl? Surely you have some dark secret?
Nothing as bad as the Thong most likely, eh Ruinel?

Elf Girl · 05-01-2003, 05:50 PM

Nope. No dark secrets here. The only thing dark about me is recounted in my Long Sad Story, available by PM to those who have read the Sil.

Aralyn · 05-01-2003, 05:53 PM

*hurriedly* Me neither. Nope no dark secrets
*runs off to make sure room is padlocked*
Okay so one time I had a glass of wine. But that's not dark.
Just stupid

Ruinel · 05-01-2003, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by Aralyn
Elf Girl! Ruinel is your elder not to mention a hell of a good fighter,
Check out all threads where she is threatened

Yes, I saved myself and several from a beating by Wayfarer in the Swimsuit Thread.

That boy needs a good spanking.

Nay, Elf Girl... I am resisting... though it is difficult. The Thong has powers beyond the Elves. Only the Valar have the power to thwart the evil of The Thong. Alas, Gandalf himself could not save me from it without Their help. Yet, I am still strong and I shall go down fighting to the end!!!!

jerseydevil · 05-01-2003, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
Yes, I saved myself and several from a beating by Wayfarer in the Swimsuit Thread. That boy needs a good spanking.

Nay, Elf Girl... I am resisting... though it is difficult. The Thong has powers beyond the Elves. Only the Valar have the power to thwart the evil of The Thong. Alas, Gandalf himself could not save me from it without Their help. Yet, I am still strong and I shall go down fighting to the end!!!!

Sure you keep telling yourself that.

Nothing can save you - nothing. It's only a matter of time.

Elf Girl · 05-01-2003, 06:05 PM

Alas for Ruinel. Perhaps if she were to like cats, the power of The Thong would be thwarted. *hint hint*

Ruinel · 05-01-2003, 06:09 PM

Elf Girl: As I have always said, "I like cats, they taste just like chicken."

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Originally posted by JerseyDevil
Sure you keep telling yourself that. Nothing can save you - nothing. It's only a matter of time.

No, no, no... must... resist... the power... of ... The Thong... *breaks out in a cold sweat*... Ruinel... is .... good... she-Elf... *begins to shake and quiver* .... DO NOT TEMPT ME FURTHER!!! ACK!!! *falls to the floor in a heap and passes out*

Aralyn · 05-01-2003, 06:09 PM

or dogs *even bigger hint*

(cats are cool to but for debate's sake it'll be dogs)

Aralyn · 05-01-2003, 06:11 PM

Don't worry Ruinel if it get's too bad Elf Girl and I will help. See we can resist the evil powers of The Thong.

And this is SO off topic.

But that makes it good!

jerseydevil · 05-01-2003, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
No, no, no... must... resist... the power... of ... The Thong... *breaks out in a cold sweat*... Ruinel... is .... good... she-Elf... *begins to shake and quiver* .... DO NOT TEMPT ME FURTHER!!! ACK!!! *falls to the floor in a heap and passes out*

Shaking and quivering? You sure that isn't from jonathan?

You have it REAL bad.

Elf Girl · 05-01-2003, 06:14 PM

No, no. We are discussing why Ruinel is on the most-wanted list.

Ruinel, look at the picture of my kitty in the (off-topic) SGH thread and tell me she isn't adorable.

05-01-2003, 05:23 PM	#147
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Ruinel, Ruinel, it doesn't look like you are making any attempt to resist the power of The Thong. waves finger at Ruinel, even though Ruinel is roughly two Ages older than her __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

05-01-2003, 05:41 PM	#148
Aralyn FloraAzul Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Anywhere as long as there is a library in a one mile radius of here Posts: 751	Elf Girl! Ruinel is your elder not to mention a hell of a good fighter, Check out all threads where she is threatened __________________ Atheism: A Non-Prophet Organization Yet many shall be amazed when they see Him-yes even far off foreign nations and thier kings; they shall stand dumb-founded, speechless in his prescence. For they shall see and understand what they had not seen before-Isaiah 52:15a Civil War- 498,332 dead WWI-116,708 dead WWII-407,316 dead Korean War-54,246 dead Vietnam War-58,665 dead Persian Gulf-372 dead War on The Unborn=35,000,000 dead and counting

05-01-2003, 05:44 PM	#149
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Hmph. She's still not resisting the power of The Thong. __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

05-01-2003, 05:47 PM	#150
Aralyn FloraAzul Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Anywhere as long as there is a library in a one mile radius of here Posts: 751	And you Elf Girl? Surely you have some dark secret? Nothing as bad as the Thong most likely, eh Ruinel? __________________ Atheism: A Non-Prophet Organization Yet many shall be amazed when they see Him-yes even far off foreign nations and thier kings; they shall stand dumb-founded, speechless in his prescence. For they shall see and understand what they had not seen before-Isaiah 52:15a Civil War- 498,332 dead WWI-116,708 dead WWII-407,316 dead Korean War-54,246 dead Vietnam War-58,665 dead Persian Gulf-372 dead War on The Unborn=35,000,000 dead and counting

05-01-2003, 05:50 PM	#151
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Nope. No dark secrets here. The only thing dark about me is recounted in my Long Sad Story, available by PM to those who have read the Sil. __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

05-01-2003, 05:53 PM	#152
Aralyn FloraAzul Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Anywhere as long as there is a library in a one mile radius of here Posts: 751	hurriedly Me neither. Nope no dark secrets runs off to make sure room is padlocked Okay so one time I had a glass of wine. But that's not dark. Just stupid __________________ Atheism: A Non-Prophet Organization Yet many shall be amazed when they see Him-yes even far off foreign nations and thier kings; they shall stand dumb-founded, speechless in his prescence. For they shall see and understand what they had not seen before-Isaiah 52:15a Civil War- 498,332 dead WWI-116,708 dead WWII-407,316 dead Korean War-54,246 dead Vietnam War-58,665 dead Persian Gulf-372 dead War on The Unborn=35,000,000 dead and counting

05-01-2003, 06:05 PM	#155
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Alas for Ruinel. Perhaps if she were to like cats, the power of The Thong would be thwarted. hint hint __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

05-01-2003, 06:09 PM	#157
Aralyn FloraAzul Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Anywhere as long as there is a library in a one mile radius of here Posts: 751	or dogs even bigger hint (cats are cool to but for debate's sake it'll be dogs) __________________ Atheism: A Non-Prophet Organization Yet many shall be amazed when they see Him-yes even far off foreign nations and thier kings; they shall stand dumb-founded, speechless in his prescence. For they shall see and understand what they had not seen before-Isaiah 52:15a Civil War- 498,332 dead WWI-116,708 dead WWII-407,316 dead Korean War-54,246 dead Vietnam War-58,665 dead Persian Gulf-372 dead War on The Unborn=35,000,000 dead and counting

05-01-2003, 06:11 PM	#158
Aralyn FloraAzul Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Anywhere as long as there is a library in a one mile radius of here Posts: 751	Don't worry Ruinel if it get's too bad Elf Girl and I will help. See we can resist the evil powers of The Thong. And this is SO off topic. But that makes it good! __________________ Atheism: A Non-Prophet Organization Yet many shall be amazed when they see Him-yes even far off foreign nations and thier kings; they shall stand dumb-founded, speechless in his prescence. For they shall see and understand what they had not seen before-Isaiah 52:15a Civil War- 498,332 dead WWI-116,708 dead WWII-407,316 dead Korean War-54,246 dead Vietnam War-58,665 dead Persian Gulf-372 dead War on The Unborn=35,000,000 dead and counting

05-01-2003, 06:14 PM	#160
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	No, no. We are discussing why Ruinel is on the most-wanted list. Ruinel, look at the picture of my kitty in the (off-topic) SGH thread and tell me she isn't adorable. __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

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