Your Middle-Earth Personality - Page 8

Lady Midnight · 02-02-2002, 09:30 PM

Ummm no idea. I often get told I have an Elven look about me (my Celtic origins I think) but I'm not very tall and a little plump. I'm too tall and not plump enough to be a Hobbit (I don't have second breakfast). I was once a witch in RL actually so all in all I'd probably be some kind of cross-breed sorceress (good sorceress that is!)

Feraway Hawkbriar · 02-02-2002, 09:33 PM

And oooh the conversations you have...I'm sure.

" And what did you do today?"

" I ate nuts"

"I'm immortal with fabulous hair"

"I ate nuts"

Araethirion · 02-02-2002, 09:37 PM

LOL. Yeah, but we can use squirrels to spy on enemies.... **BEWARE THE SQUIRRELS!**

Feraway Hawkbriar · 02-02-2002, 09:42 PM

squirrels of doom?

Araethirion · 02-02-2002, 09:46 PM

Exactly.... using squirrels as their spies... GENIOUS, GENIOUS I TELL YOU! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! erm... I need to take my medication now

Feraway Hawkbriar · 02-02-2002, 09:51 PM

I KNEW THEY WERE THE SPIES OF THE ELVES!...them...and their...bushy...bushy...bushy....tails of.....dooooooooooom. O_O

OOH! I like medication. Seeee? all beings are equal in the light of pills ^_^. group huuuug.

luinilwen · 02-02-2002, 09:57 PM

hoobit *giggle*

nobody wants to be a dwarf! well i'm a girl and i don't want a beard so it's obviously not the choice for me.... *thinks* i think i'll climb on the bandwagon and say "elf." but not a woosy stay at home one. i'd love to be an archer - archery is lots of fun!

i bet luthien tinuviel has her own archery range and lives in a treehouse

Araethirion · 02-02-2002, 09:59 PM

Yes, pills are good. So are white rooms! I go there every Wednesday. I also wear this funny jacket... I don't think its in fashion but oh well! Plus I have to type with my back to the screen because the jacket has my hands in back... I'll ask one of the gaurd what its called. Ah, they said "straightjacket" hee hee. Funny name. Gandalf is Toucan Sam. "When in doubt, follow your nose!". O.o Where'd that come from? Oh well.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 02-02-2002, 10:36 PM

Crows are useful spies too! And squirrels are NOT rodents! ( I don't think they are anyway...) And the conversation would be more like this:
Me: What did you see?
Squirrel: Lots of orcs.
Me: Here, have some nuts.
Squirrel: Chirp
Or something along those lines. Elves rule! So there!
~A rather defensive elf of Mirkwood

Feraway Hawkbriar · 02-02-2002, 10:52 PM

yup, they ARE rodents. Ever seen the teeth?

emplynx · 02-02-2002, 10:57 PM

I would want to be a dwarf. They are the COOLEST!!!!!!
If I could choose a character I would be Pippin, I loved his accent.

Renille · 02-02-2002, 10:59 PM

I love the elves dearly, but I would LOVE to be a dunedain!

ragamuffin92 · 02-02-2002, 11:03 PM

I got this definition fron www.bartleby.com.
squirrell-"Any of various arboreal rodentsof the genus Sciurus and related genera of the family Sciuridae, having a long flexible bushy tail and including the fox squirrel, gray squirrel, and red squirrel."
(I didn't see any mention of black squirrels, like you have in Mirkwood.

)

Elvellon · 02-02-2002, 11:08 PM

-A conversation between an elf and a squirrel (quoting Feraway Hawkbriar)

Elf:" And what did you do today?"

Squirrel:" I ate nuts"

Elf: "I'm immortal with fabulous hair"

Squirrel: "I ate nuts"

-And now, something completely different, a conversation between an elf and a hobbit:

Elf:" And what did you do today?"

Hobbit:" I ate a lot"

Elf: "I'm immortal with fabulous hair"

Hobbit: "I ate a lot”

So, why would anyone want to be a squirrel? …… err, hobbit?

Araethirion · 02-02-2002, 11:20 PM

*high fives Elvellon but misses* ow.

Good point! All hobits do are eat, sleep, party and.... wait.... that sounds good.... eek! I'm a traitor!!! *slaps self* WHEEEEEEE... Look at the birdes!

Also, Hobbit die young, somewhere in mid hundreds, I think... I forget, I read the books so long ago... anyway, Elves are immortal. Thats 1 for Elves and 0 for Hobbits.

Hobbits have daggars. Yawn. Boooooooring. Elves have bows. YEAH!!! Archery rox XD 2 for Elves 0 for Hobbits [[that ones more of an opinion though, so it may differ]]

Hobbits live underground or in small hills. Erm... very exciting. Yay, you get to lives where a whole lot of bugs can access your food. Elves live in trees, it takes longer for bugs to get up there, and the Elves'll prolly just get some bug spray when they notice. A large varity of creatures can visit and FIT into Elven houses, Elves, Wizards, and other tall creatures must bend over to get into Hobbit homes. Elves have homes fit for more social things. 3-2 for Elves, 0-1 for Hobbits.

Hobbits are short, they can't reach things high up. Elves are tall, they can reach things high up. To get thing lower, they just need to bend down to get it. Hobbits need ladders or stools. 4-3 for Elves, 0-1 for Hobbits.

Hobbits live in clear areas, which makes it easier to move around. Elves live in forest where its a bit hard to move around. 1-2 for Hobbits, 4-3 for Elves.

There are more, but at this point Elves are way in the lead, so they'll prolly keep beating Hobbits

Feraway Hawkbriar · 02-03-2002, 12:06 AM

nah nah nah! you DONT be dissn the crib!

Anyway..100 is long enough, why would anyone want to live forever? Why wait around for the sun to explode?

And height, eh...dont really care.

Makes it easier to do ....THIS!
*kicks Elvellon in the shin then runs for the nearest hole in the ground*

*nyeah*

FrodoFriend · 02-03-2002, 01:27 AM

Yeah! Go Feraway!

Elves are just so ignorant and barbaric that they have to fight all the time, that's why they have bows. They're hormones are out of control. Hobbits, on the other hand, are smart enough to want and maintain peace. Yes! Hobbits 1, Elves 0!

Hobbits have warm hobbit holes with large pantries. Elves have trees that lose their leaves in winter. At least they can spy on the neighbor's talan. Plus they have to climb out of the tree before going to the bathroom (I hope). Hobbits 2, Elves 0!

Elves have no sense of humor. Come on, show me one joke that an elf told in LotR! Just one! Hobbits are humorous and charming. Hobbits 3, Elves 0!

Elves live so long that they get tired of life and everyone gets tired of them. Hobbits have a nice, moderate lifespan. Hobbits 4, Elves 0!

I think it's pretty obvious who the dominant race is here . . .

Feraway Hawkbriar · 02-03-2002, 01:36 AM

Umm...FF?..chica...

Elves dont really try to go out fighting all the time...they CAN fight..that dosnt mean they like to.

Annd...they dont have big ass pantries cause they dont need to eat really all that much...

*sigh* I feel like such a traitor...but those are the facts..

FrodoFriend · 02-03-2002, 02:39 AM

Face it, Elf History is full of fighting. It's a fact. They've even fought amongst themselves!! The Kinslaying, hellooo?

Nah, seriously. Elves are really cool. I'm just a Hobbit person, that's all.

May Elves and Hobbits live in peace forever more!

Now let's take out those pesky Men . . .

Eruviel Greenleaf · 02-03-2002, 03:34 AM

Hear, hear, FrodoFriend. May Hobbits and Elves live in peace like we are meant to, and forget our differences

And do something about those men! Although, leave peace until after I defend our side (the elves) once more...
~Elves fight when they have to, and not because they are violent and barbaric. And we are "wisest, fairest of all races" stress on the "wisest."
~Elves do have a sense of humor, although their brand of humor differs greatly from the (somewhat simple) minds of hobbits.
~100 years may seem long to a mortal such as yourself, but to an elf, it is nothing. And when we tire of life on Middle-earth, we can always sail across the sea and enjoy ourselves in the Undying Lands. Hobbits just die. Another point for elves!
~Archery is cool
~Archery is very cool
~Archery is very very cool. Okay, you get the point.
~It's very nice having fabulous hair. It really is. See, look how great my hair is.
~Being tall is nice. (this comes from a rather short person)
And thanks, Araethirion. For a moment I thought you had betrayed our side!

*tries to high five Areathirion and Elvellon and misses both* Go elves! Erm, yeah. Now let's all be friends.

02-02-2002, 09:30 PM	#141
Lady Midnight Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: only after 11pm and in an altered state of conciousness Posts: 176	Ummm no idea. I often get told I have an Elven look about me (my Celtic origins I think) but I'm not very tall and a little plump. I'm too tall and not plump enough to be a Hobbit (I don't have second breakfast). I was once a witch in RL actually so all in all I'd probably be some kind of cross-breed sorceress (good sorceress that is!) __________________ Owner of Shining Realms BBS, http://pub27.ezboard.com/bshiningrealms62508 Mod of Mirkwood forum at: http://pub28.ezboard.com/bmiddleearth99434 Self Proclaimed Lady Of General Messages, Minx of the 'Moot and semi-retired Official Flirt Of The Slipstream, Discipula Lenta and Warrior Priestess of the Wayists. Queen of Dramatic Tension in many RPs. In the process of setting up a new SF/Fantasy based fanzine. I want Fanfic, short stories, poetry, filks, reviews, artwork, anything you've got really but most of all IDEAS!!!!. You write it I'll take a look at it. At the moment I can't pay for submissions but all contributors will recieve a complimentary copy and I am confident that I will be able to pay one day. Please PM me if you have anything. Never but never buy a computer from TIME. If you want to know why please ask. Andromeda fans check out: http://www.slipstreambbs.com/

02-02-2002, 09:33 PM	#142
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	And oooh the conversations you have...I'm sure. " And what did you do today?" " I ate nuts" "I'm immortal with fabulous hair" "I ate nuts" __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

02-02-2002, 09:37 PM	#143
Araethirion Hobbit Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mirkwood! Ok, ok... California. What's the difference? Errr... nevermind. Posts: 35	LOL. Yeah, but we can use squirrels to spy on enemies.... BEWARE THE SQUIRRELS! __________________ ~Araethirion FRODO LIVES!!

02-02-2002, 09:42 PM	#144
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	squirrels of doom? __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

02-02-2002, 09:46 PM	#145
Araethirion Hobbit Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mirkwood! Ok, ok... California. What's the difference? Errr... nevermind. Posts: 35	Exactly.... using squirrels as their spies... GENIOUS, GENIOUS I TELL YOU! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! erm... I need to take my medication now __________________ ~Araethirion FRODO LIVES!!

02-02-2002, 09:51 PM	#146
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	I KNEW THEY WERE THE SPIES OF THE ELVES!...them...and their...bushy...bushy...bushy....tails of.....dooooooooooom. O_O OOH! I like medication. Seeee? all beings are equal in the light of pills ^_^. group huuuug. __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

02-02-2002, 09:57 PM	#147
luinilwen Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sydney AUSTRALIA Posts: 368	hoobit giggle nobody wants to be a dwarf! well i'm a girl and i don't want a beard so it's obviously not the choice for me.... thinks i think i'll climb on the bandwagon and say "elf." but not a woosy stay at home one. i'd love to be an archer - archery is lots of fun! i bet luthien tinuviel has her own archery range and lives in a treehouse

02-02-2002, 09:59 PM	#148
Araethirion Hobbit Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mirkwood! Ok, ok... California. What's the difference? Errr... nevermind. Posts: 35	Yes, pills are good. So are white rooms! I go there every Wednesday. I also wear this funny jacket... I don't think its in fashion but oh well! Plus I have to type with my back to the screen because the jacket has my hands in back... I'll ask one of the gaurd what its called. Ah, they said "straightjacket" hee hee. Funny name. Gandalf is Toucan Sam. "When in doubt, follow your nose!". O.o Where'd that come from? Oh well. __________________ ~Araethirion FRODO LIVES!!

02-02-2002, 10:36 PM	#149
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Crows are useful spies too! And squirrels are NOT rodents! ( I don't think they are anyway...) And the conversation would be more like this: Me: What did you see? Squirrel: Lots of orcs. Me: Here, have some nuts. Squirrel: Chirp Or something along those lines. Elves rule! So there! ~A rather defensive elf of Mirkwood __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

02-02-2002, 10:52 PM	#150
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	yup, they ARE rodents. Ever seen the teeth? __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

02-02-2002, 10:57 PM	#151
emplynx Self-Appointed Lord of the Free Peoples of the General Messages Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,214	I would want to be a dwarf. They are the COOLEST!!!!!! If I could choose a character I would be Pippin, I loved his accent.

02-02-2002, 10:59 PM	#152
Renille Elven Lady of Speed-posting Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the cheese state Posts: 988	I love the elves dearly, but I would LOVE to be a dunedain! __________________ Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.)

02-02-2002, 11:03 PM	#153
ragamuffin92 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: New York State Posts: 309	Oh, Eruviel... I got this definition fron www.bartleby.com. squirrell-"Any of various arboreal rodentsof the genus Sciurus and related genera of the family Sciuridae, having a long flexible bushy tail and including the fox squirrel, gray squirrel, and red squirrel." (I didn't see any mention of black squirrels, like you have in Mirkwood.) __________________ FRODO LIVES!! (sung to the tune of "My Boyfriend's Back") Now, Gandalf's back, and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) Soon, Barad-dur is gonna be a pile of rubble (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back)

02-02-2002, 11:08 PM	#154
Elvellon Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lindon Posts: 637	-A conversation between an elf and a squirrel (quoting Feraway Hawkbriar) Elf:" And what did you do today?" Squirrel:" I ate nuts" Elf: "I'm immortal with fabulous hair" Squirrel: "I ate nuts" -And now, something completely different, a conversation between an elf and a hobbit: Elf:" And what did you do today?" Hobbit:" I ate a lot" Elf: "I'm immortal with fabulous hair" Hobbit: "I ate a lot” So, why would anyone want to be a squirrel? …… err, hobbit? __________________ **************************************** "None are more hoplessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Reality is just an illusion, albeit a very persistent one - Albert Einstein The Caffeine Mantra It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Brazil that the thoughts aquire speed, The hands aquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion... Elvellon Erelion

02-02-2002, 11:20 PM	#155
Araethirion Hobbit Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mirkwood! Ok, ok... California. What's the difference? Errr... nevermind. Posts: 35	high fives Elvellon but misses ow. Good point! All hobits do are eat, sleep, party and.... wait.... that sounds good.... eek! I'm a traitor!!! slaps self WHEEEEEEE... Look at the birdes! Also, Hobbit die young, somewhere in mid hundreds, I think... I forget, I read the books so long ago... anyway, Elves are immortal. Thats 1 for Elves and 0 for Hobbits. Hobbits have daggars. Yawn. Boooooooring. Elves have bows. YEAH!!! Archery rox XD 2 for Elves 0 for Hobbits [[that ones more of an opinion though, so it may differ]] Hobbits live underground or in small hills. Erm... very exciting. Yay, you get to lives where a whole lot of bugs can access your food. Elves live in trees, it takes longer for bugs to get up there, and the Elves'll prolly just get some bug spray when they notice. A large varity of creatures can visit and FIT into Elven houses, Elves, Wizards, and other tall creatures must bend over to get into Hobbit homes. Elves have homes fit for more social things. 3-2 for Elves, 0-1 for Hobbits. Hobbits are short, they can't reach things high up. Elves are tall, they can reach things high up. To get thing lower, they just need to bend down to get it. Hobbits need ladders or stools. 4-3 for Elves, 0-1 for Hobbits. Hobbits live in clear areas, which makes it easier to move around. Elves live in forest where its a bit hard to move around. 1-2 for Hobbits, 4-3 for Elves. There are more, but at this point Elves are way in the lead, so they'll prolly keep beating Hobbits __________________ ~Araethirion FRODO LIVES!!

02-03-2002, 12:06 AM	#156
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	nah nah nah! you DONT be dissn the crib! Anyway..100 is long enough, why would anyone want to live forever? Why wait around for the sun to explode? And height, eh...dont really care. Makes it easier to do ....THIS! kicks Elvellon in the shin then runs for the nearest hole in the ground nyeah __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

02-03-2002, 01:27 AM	#157
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Yeah! Go Feraway! Elves are just so ignorant and barbaric that they have to fight all the time, that's why they have bows. They're hormones are out of control. Hobbits, on the other hand, are smart enough to want and maintain peace. Yes! Hobbits 1, Elves 0! Hobbits have warm hobbit holes with large pantries. Elves have trees that lose their leaves in winter. At least they can spy on the neighbor's talan. Plus they have to climb out of the tree before going to the bathroom (I hope). Hobbits 2, Elves 0! Elves have no sense of humor. Come on, show me one joke that an elf told in LotR! Just one! Hobbits are humorous and charming. Hobbits 3, Elves 0! Elves live so long that they get tired of life and everyone gets tired of them. Hobbits have a nice, moderate lifespan. Hobbits 4, Elves 0! I think it's pretty obvious who the dominant race is here . . . __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-03-2002, 01:36 AM	#158
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	Umm...FF?..chica... Elves dont really try to go out fighting all the time...they CAN fight..that dosnt mean they like to. Annd...they dont have big ass pantries cause they dont need to eat really all that much... sigh I feel like such a traitor...but those are the facts.. __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

02-03-2002, 02:39 AM	#159
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Face it, Elf History is full of fighting. It's a fact. They've even fought amongst themselves!! The Kinslaying, hellooo? Nah, seriously. Elves are really cool. I'm just a Hobbit person, that's all. May Elves and Hobbits live in peace forever more! Now let's take out those pesky Men . . . __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-03-2002, 03:34 AM	#160
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Hear, hear, FrodoFriend. May Hobbits and Elves live in peace like we are meant to, and forget our differences And do something about those men! Although, leave peace until after I defend our side (the elves) once more... ~Elves fight when they have to, and not because they are violent and barbaric. And we are "wisest, fairest of all races" stress on the "wisest." ~Elves do have a sense of humor, although their brand of humor differs greatly from the (somewhat simple) minds of hobbits. ~100 years may seem long to a mortal such as yourself, but to an elf, it is nothing. And when we tire of life on Middle-earth, we can always sail across the sea and enjoy ourselves in the Undying Lands. Hobbits just die. Another point for elves! ~Archery is cool ~Archery is very cool ~Archery is very very cool. Okay, you get the point. ~It's very nice having fabulous hair. It really is. See, look how great my hair is. ~Being tall is nice. (this comes from a rather short person) And thanks, Araethirion. For a moment I thought you had betrayed our side! tries to high five Areathirion and Elvellon and misses both Go elves! Erm, yeah. Now let's all be friends. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! Last edited by Eruviel Greenleaf : 02-03-2002 at 03:53 AM.

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