04-10-2002, 07:38 PM | #141 |
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"Miss Jenkins! Melkor's putting fangs on my elf drawings!"
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
04-10-2002, 07:42 PM | #142 |
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"Miss Brown... Melkor keeps putting Ungoliant in my desk!"
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04-10-2002, 08:55 PM | #143 |
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ROFLOL!
"Alright class, get out your Lothlorien soil. Here I have a phial filled with the light of Galadriel. Let us now do an experiment in which... Hey, you, the Nazgul in the back of the room... stop cowering and come up to the blackboard! Uh-oh" *walks to back of room and pokes empy black cloak w/ pointer* to self: "Not another one -- how am I going to explain this one to the principal?" |
04-10-2002, 09:26 PM | #144 | |
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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04-10-2002, 09:41 PM | #145 |
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Ms Jenkins! Miss, miss.... Sauron just tried to steal my ring! Miss...."
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04-10-2002, 10:32 PM | #146 |
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Nyenyenyenyenye..
While you were all having a paperball fight, I gave Sauron's plastic decoder ring to our new janitor, Mr Cracker Doom.
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04-10-2002, 10:55 PM | #147 |
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"Aargh! It's not fair! Aragorn won't let me join his 'fellowship' club! He says he'll get girl germs... "
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04-10-2002, 11:07 PM | #148 |
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Probably heard on the campus speakers: "Mithrandir, Galadriel, and Elrond. It is with great pleasure that we announce that you passed your respective exams. Section Eldar has been moved to the West Wing. Please present yourselves to Mr. Cirdan for registration. Welcome folks to the new Academic School Age!"
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04-10-2002, 11:09 PM | #149 |
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ROFL!
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04-11-2002, 12:05 AM | #150 |
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::doesnt doubt u peeps think up material all day for the moot ::
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04-11-2002, 12:28 AM | #151 |
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*Aragorn and Legolas are in the cafeteria eating small lunches. Gimli sits next to them with a lunchbox the size of his head.*
Aragorn: Geez Gimli! You- *Merry and Pippin arrive with lunch boxes the size of my monitor.* Aragorn:... Never mind. *Eowyn looks for a lunch table. She spots the above mentioned one. She moves to sit down.* Gimli: Hey! This is the Fellowship Only table!
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04-11-2002, 12:50 AM | #152 |
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Fellowship only? That would be like a little boys' club. Could be called GROSS, Get Rid Of Slimy orcS
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04-11-2002, 01:18 AM | #153 |
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Look at my sig. Then look who didn't talk!
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04-11-2002, 03:04 AM | #154 |
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Class, please welcome your new substitute teacher.
"Good morning sir" "My name is Mr Pharazon. But you may call me Ar" Scribbles name on blackboard. "Goood mmorrinniing miiissstteer Ar-Pharazon!" "Good morning class. Time for roll-call." Takes out list from greasy back pocket. "Right, Mr Nine-Finger?" *Silence* "Mr Frodo Nine-Finger - are you here?" Looks around class over evil and also eerie looking glasses. "Continuing, is his brother, Sauron here?" "Yes sir." Mr Pharazon looks at Sauron. "Jeez! What happened to your eyeball, son!!??" |
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Teacher: Well it looks a bit inflamed. Maybe you should visit the schoolnurse miss Ioreth.
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04-11-2002, 05:13 AM | #157 |
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"But Miss Ioreth is a troll."
"Hurin Gobsmack, please take Sauron Nine-Finger to Miss Ioreth." "Yes ma'am." |
04-11-2002, 05:34 AM | #158 |
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Saruman: Miss, miss, can I go too? My head hurts.
Teacher: Not again, Saruman! You can stay right there, and don't you even think of using the voice on me! Saruman: This is not the child you are thinking of, he may go to the sick bay. Teacher: You are not the child I am thinking of, you may go to the sick bay....
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04-11-2002, 07:20 AM | #159 |
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So, Saruman Many-Coloured and Hurin Gobsmack accompanied Sauron The-Deciever to Ioreth, the nurse troll.
When Hurin entered to room, he shouted a war cry, and with his sword, lopped off her head. He did this only once. |
04-11-2002, 07:34 AM | #160 |
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We have a way, of wandering away from the thread, don't we?
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