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Ruinel · 06-16-2003, 11:17 PM

From smoking too much weed.

What caused Denethor to go crazy?

Sheeana · 06-16-2003, 11:21 PM

He got sick of waiting for Order of the Phoenix.

If Sam was travelling 5km per hour on a wagon going directly west, and Frodo was travelling 20km per hour on a magical broomstick, would there be candy?

Ruinel · 06-16-2003, 11:39 PM

It depends? Which direction was Frodo traveling on the broomstick, and would I have to use trigonometry to find when they would meet.

Do Hobbits wear underwear? And if so... what kind?

***Jonathan*** · 06-17-2003, 04:24 AM

The hobbits wear kilts, so no one knows if they have underwear or not.

How come the Old Took didn't get as old as Bilbo?

Ararax · 06-17-2003, 09:45 AM

casue he only had magic cuff links not a magic suit like bilbo

why did the dwarves leave moria

Ruinel · 06-17-2003, 01:38 PM

Someone farted.

Why do the Elves live in the trees in Lothlorien?

Anglorfin · 06-17-2003, 02:19 PM

Because the Dwarves stunk up the ground below.

Why wasn't Glorfindel in the FotR movie?

Dreran the Green · 06-17-2003, 02:37 PM

Because Arwen locked him up in Galadriel's dressing room closet and he was never seen again.

Why wasn't Tom Bombadil in the FOTR movie?

Salquënòrëwen · 06-17-2003, 02:53 PM

Because he was locked in the same closet as Glorfindel

Why did Borimir want the ring so much?

Anglorfin · 06-17-2003, 03:22 PM

because it matches his nipple piercings.

Why did Narsil break so easily?

Radagast The Brown · 06-17-2003, 03:23 PM

I was made of rubber. (yes, I know what rubber is!)

What do you do when you see a sleeping dragon?

Lady of Rohan · 06-17-2003, 04:40 PM

Shove a hobbit towards it as a distraction and run away!

What language to hobbits speak (what language do most hobbits speak)?

Ruinel · 06-17-2003, 08:11 PM

The language of llllllllllluv.

What type of food did Galadriel give the Fellowship before leaving Lothlorien?

Ararax · 06-17-2003, 08:39 PM

burritos

why are dwarves so short?

Ruinel · 06-17-2003, 09:13 PM

They didn't eat their veggies when they were growing up.

What was Aragorn's father's name?

Ararax · 06-17-2003, 09:21 PM

finrod

what was aragorn mothers name

Elf Girl · 06-17-2003, 09:41 PM

Luthien Tinuviel.

What was the Ring made of?

Sheeana · 06-17-2003, 10:53 PM

Silly putty.

Who was the secret cross-dresser in Hobbiton?

Ruinel · 06-17-2003, 11:09 PM

the old gaffer.

What pub did the hobbits like to frequent?

Anglorfin · 06-18-2003, 03:48 AM

Cheers!

How come the Balrog in Moria didn't fly to save his life?

06-17-2003, 04:24 AM	#144
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06-17-2003, 09:45 AM	#145
Ararax Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NEW JERSEY! Posts: 375	casue he only had magic cuff links not a magic suit like bilbo why did the dwarves leave moria __________________ Woah Deep

06-17-2003, 02:19 PM	#147
Anglorfin Alasailon Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: college Posts: 861	Because the Dwarves stunk up the ground below. Why wasn't Glorfindel in the FotR movie? __________________ "and then this hobbit was walking, and then this elf jumped out of a bush and totally flipped out on him while wailing on his guitar." "Anglorfin was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of anger; his eyes were bright and keen, and his voice like music; on his brow sat wisdom, and in his hand was great skill."

06-17-2003, 02:37 PM	#148
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	Because Arwen locked him up in Galadriel's dressing room closet and he was never seen again. Why wasn't Tom Bombadil in the FOTR movie? __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

06-17-2003, 02:53 PM	#149
Salquënòrëwen Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Tennessee Posts: 290	Because he was locked in the same closet as Glorfindel Why did Borimir want the ring so much? __________________ Hahaha...ah, no.

06-16-2003, 11:17 PM	#141
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	From smoking too much weed. What caused Denethor to go crazy?

06-16-2003, 11:21 PM	#142
Sheeana Lord of the Pants Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,382	He got sick of waiting for Order of the Phoenix. If Sam was travelling 5km per hour on a wagon going directly west, and Frodo was travelling 20km per hour on a magical broomstick, would there be candy?

06-16-2003, 11:39 PM	#143
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	It depends? Which direction was Frodo traveling on the broomstick, and would I have to use trigonometry to find when they would meet. Do Hobbits wear underwear? And if so... what kind?

06-17-2003, 01:38 PM	#146
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	Someone farted. Why do the Elves live in the trees in Lothlorien?

06-17-2003, 03:22 PM	#150
Anglorfin Alasailon Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: college Posts: 861	because it matches his nipple piercings. Why did Narsil break so easily? __________________ "and then this hobbit was walking, and then this elf jumped out of a bush and totally flipped out on him while wailing on his guitar." "Anglorfin was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of anger; his eyes were bright and keen, and his voice like music; on his brow sat wisdom, and in his hand was great skill."

06-17-2003, 03:23 PM	#151
Radagast The Brown Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Israel Posts: 6,975	I was made of rubber. (yes, I know what rubber is!) What do you do when you see a sleeping dragon? __________________ Lalala... poof! AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide Last edited by Radagast The Brown : 06-17-2003 at 03:27 PM.

06-17-2003, 04:40 PM	#152
Lady of Rohan Doughy Elf Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,006	Shove a hobbit towards it as a distraction and run away! What language to hobbits speak (what language do most hobbits speak)?

06-17-2003, 08:11 PM	#153
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	The language of llllllllllluv. What type of food did Galadriel give the Fellowship before leaving Lothlorien?

06-17-2003, 08:39 PM	#154
Ararax Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NEW JERSEY! Posts: 375	burritos why are dwarves so short? __________________ Woah Deep

06-17-2003, 09:13 PM	#155
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	They didn't eat their veggies when they were growing up. What was Aragorn's father's name?

06-17-2003, 09:21 PM	#156
Ararax Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NEW JERSEY! Posts: 375	finrod what was aragorn mothers name __________________ Woah Deep

06-17-2003, 09:41 PM	#157
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Luthien Tinuviel. What was the Ring made of? __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

06-17-2003, 10:53 PM	#158
Sheeana Lord of the Pants Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,382	Silly putty. Who was the secret cross-dresser in Hobbiton?

06-17-2003, 11:09 PM	#159
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	the old gaffer. What pub did the hobbits like to frequent?

06-18-2003, 03:48 AM	#160
Anglorfin Alasailon Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: college Posts: 861	Cheers! How come the Balrog in Moria didn't fly to save his life? __________________ "and then this hobbit was walking, and then this elf jumped out of a bush and totally flipped out on him while wailing on his guitar." "Anglorfin was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of anger; his eyes were bright and keen, and his voice like music; on his brow sat wisdom, and in his hand was great skill."

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