Teacup Café XVII - Page 8

jammi567 · 02-09-2007, 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Butterbeer

Throw down the tyrants Mr jams!

Sir Wolfsbane i name you -

arise Sir Jams!

Good Sir Jams for King!

Arise! Arise you most noble knights of truth, arise and raise your banners behind Good Sir Jams!

Yay! you all have to call me Sir Jams Wolfsbane now.

klatukatt · 02-09-2007, 04:35 AM

Arg! When did the war start? and who's side am I on?

Sane, I rely on you to tell me.

hectorberlioz · 02-09-2007, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by The last sane person

Even so, I see little use for hobbits as a main battle force, perhaps scouting, if you people could even manage to be quiet for more than three minutes and not go ADD as soon as you spot a mushroom.

...

sisterandcousinandaunt · 02-09-2007, 10:11 AM

are so rarely successful.

Picture hobbits in Super Mario Brothers.

hectorberlioz · 02-09-2007, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by brownjenkins in the Abortion thread

I think it's time for an impeachment. He's not the candidate I voted for any more.

Thats because you voted for the humour

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Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

You voted for Hector?? was he the only one running back in 04 ?

A lot of people voted for me who, knowing what they do now, would not have

...thats why I love politics.

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Originally Posted by klatukatt

I don't know who I voted for, but "apparently" I was "running" as some person's "vice-president" according to "Hector's" "memoirs."

That's how trustworthy Hector is.

Still, an impeachment would put too much strain on this board. I don't think it really matters. The election is next year, SUCK IT UP!

If I am correct, you use to be Katt_Gnome_Hobbit, and you were Finrod Felagund's VP.

sun-star · 02-09-2007, 04:16 PM

*tiptoes in*

Seems quiet... no wars going on...

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

A lot of people voted for me who, knowing what they do now, would not have

...thats why I love politics.

On the other hand, you get people who didn't vote for you but would have if they knew then what they know now. Like me

***Earniel*** · 02-09-2007, 04:25 PM

*puts on the kettle*

Is this war only against the Mirkwood elves, or any sort of elves?

I also should read posts before I post.

rohirrim TR · 02-09-2007, 05:09 PM

This just in Ninja will soon be joining the battle...We don't know who's side they are going to be on but they are joining the battle.

This news bulletin sponsored by http://www.askaninja.com/

jammi567 · 02-09-2007, 05:25 PM

yeah, i'm totally confused aabout who we're ment to be fighting, and who's on our side.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 02-09-2007, 05:27 PM

The important thing to remember is *I* am a non-combatant.

rohirrim TR · 02-09-2007, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jammi567

yeah, i'm totally confused aabout who we're ment to be fighting, and who's on our side.

thats ok, its all on your point of view right now the elves are the enemy, maybe later we'll make a treaty with them and orcs will be our enemy again...very orwellian...at that point Hector's term will almost be over and the Brendonians (who seem to be keeping a very low profile) will be slated to take over and provide you with their enemy who might be elves, or rebels, or orcs...whatevers handy really.

jammi567 · 02-09-2007, 06:11 PM

cool! can't wait. But ideay, i want everyone be be my allies.

me9996 · 02-09-2007, 07:17 PM

Well, this siege isn't getting on very fast so I might as well forge armour and stuff, some goof put a forge, anvil, heavy smithing hammer, and many steel bars in one of the suply wagons

klatukatt · 02-09-2007, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

If I am correct, you use to be Katt_knome_hobbit, and you were Finrod Felagund's VP.

Okay, whatever...

Looks like the war stalled out anyways.

and!!! on the 19th I get to finish my NINJA training!

Acalewia · 02-09-2007, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jammi567

*Roar!!!!!!!!* *Grabs the Wargs mouth and rips it apart*

Are we channeling Hellboy there?

Speaking of war, I'm watching.

klatukatt · 02-09-2007, 10:20 PM

mmmm, Hellboy...

that was an AWESOME movie

The last sane person · 02-10-2007, 12:22 AM

Katt, you are with me as per usual. And the war isn't stalled, we are just preparing to siege adn take their citadel if they dont pop out soon to come and sign the treaty.

klatukatt · 02-10-2007, 12:49 AM

Oh. Okay.

So um, who are we fighting against?

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 02-10-2007, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by The last sane person

*whacks Merry* None of that. I already said that we dont draft underage anybodies seeing as it is under MY jurisdicion and command you would be fighting under, though we go by the mannish standard of 18.

Even so, I see little use for hobbits as a main battle force, perhaps scouting, if you people could even manage to be quiet for more than three minutes and not go ADD as soon as you spot a mushroom. A spy? Well, same problem of keeping you lot on task. That being said....

*Takes Merry by the ear and steers her clear of the assembled forces.*

Get you back home to your parents with you and keep your fire crackers to your self. Go on! Get! *applies a light boot to the young hobbit's backside to motivate her*

Jawohl, Herr General.

What do you mean we get distracted easi.... Oh look! A mushroom!
*scedaddles*
(You spelled jurisdicTion wrong, btw.

)

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Originally Posted by sisterandcousinandaunt

Picture hobbits in Super Mario Brothers.

Happy thoughts, happy thoughts.

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Originally Posted by klatukatt

Oh. Okay.

So um, who are we fighting against?

Good question.

**Nurvingiel** · 02-10-2007, 02:11 AM

Don't fight in the Cafe, someone might break the crockery.

*walks off singing the "Break the bottles and bend the forks" song from The Hobbit*

02-09-2007, 10:11 AM	#144
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	This is why lotr crossovers are so rarely successful. Picture hobbits in Super Mario Brothers.

02-09-2007, 04:25 PM	#147
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	puts on the kettle Is this war only against the Mirkwood elves, or any sort of elves? I also should read posts before I post. __________________ We are not things. Last edited by Earniel : 02-09-2007 at 04:26 PM.

02-09-2007, 05:25 PM	#149
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	yeah, i'm totally confused aabout who we're ment to be fighting, and who's on our side. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

02-09-2007, 05:27 PM	#150
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	War is like that, jammi. The important thing to remember is I am a non-combatant.

02-09-2007, 06:11 PM	#152
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	cool! can't wait. But ideay, i want everyone be be my allies. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

02-09-2007, 04:35 AM	#142
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Arg! When did the war start? and who's side am I on? Sane, I rely on you to tell me.

02-09-2007, 10:20 PM	#156
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	mmmm, Hellboy... that was an AWESOME movie

02-10-2007, 12:22 AM	#157
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Katt, you are with me as per usual. And the war isn't stalled, we are just preparing to siege adn take their citadel if they dont pop out soon to come and sign the treaty. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

02-10-2007, 12:49 AM	#158
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Oh. Okay. So um, who are we fighting against?

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