04-14-2002, 05:51 AM | #141 |
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Yeah
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04-14-2002, 05:53 AM | #142 |
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Half Dwarf, half creationist.... bit incompatible that!
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04-14-2002, 06:22 AM | #143 |
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half dwarf half incoherence
Half dwarf half non-omnipotent Half dwaf half unjustified Half dwarf half nonsensical drivel plus also one true fact somehere that nobody knows |
04-14-2002, 06:34 AM | #144 |
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One *true* fact? That's being optimistic!! More like, lets take the Laws of thermodynamics, in particular, the second one, and present it into the arguments in a completely nonsensical fashion (which we don't understand), whilst erstwhile in fact meaning to use information entropy, which is completely different from entropy mentioned in the second law of thermodynamics. And then patronising you, by praying for you. Ergh.
Half Dwarf, half injustifiability.
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04-14-2002, 06:43 AM | #145 |
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My pet bane - when someone tells me they're going to pray for me......
....actually, that makes me laugh, most of the time....aaah well.... Half dwarf half incongruent |
04-14-2002, 06:46 AM | #146 |
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Yeah, well, when people are stalking you for your name, so they can pray for you, it's a bit scary....
Half Dwarf, half derived. Half Dwarf, half beach ball. half dwarf, half trowel. Half Dwarf, half crown. Half Dwarf, half insanity...
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04-14-2002, 06:54 AM | #147 |
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04-14-2002, 06:59 AM | #148 |
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Half Dwarf, half Homer Simpson.
Half Dwarf, half nuclear power plant. Half dwarf, half weird mexican guy in a bumble bee suit. Half Dwarf, half Mr. Burns... Now, where's the button?
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04-14-2002, 07:11 AM | #149 |
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04-14-2002, 07:16 AM | #150 |
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Half dwarf, half Moria.
Half dwarf, half Orthanc. Half dwarf, half motorway patrol. gerroff gerroff gerroff.... dang it.
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04-14-2002, 07:29 AM | #151 |
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Half dwarf half cracked mirror (with dwarf reflection)
Stupid scanner is broken. We have one downstairs, but it is locked in one of the offices. Will email pics to you on Monday... |
04-14-2002, 07:43 AM | #152 |
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Will one day get pics, in the distant future, when the earth has been taken over by scanners with megalomaniac powers that will kill all those with less brain facilities than a toad, ie, those who believe in the proverbial pink unicorn.
Half Dwarf, half stoopid broken scanner.
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04-14-2002, 09:48 PM | #153 |
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*Box shuffles onscreen*
Half Dwarf, half box. *Scuttles offscreen. BoP's muffled voice can be heard presently:* I don't care!! I'm NOT coming out of my box, dammit.
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04-15-2002, 02:58 AM | #154 |
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Half-dwarf half orangutan
Half dwarf half cosmonaught (in space, flying around space station...) |
04-15-2002, 04:35 AM | #155 |
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*Yawn*
*Stretch* *Yawn some more* I LOVE orangs, they're so gentle, and soltary... erm.... c'mon brain, co-operate enough to think of a half dwarf combo.... half dwarf, half hulk hogan. Boy, have I been wreaking havoc on the threads today....
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04-15-2002, 08:45 AM | #156 |
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Half dwarf, half passionate love affair...
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04-15-2002, 08:52 AM | #158 |
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04-15-2002, 09:04 AM | #160 |
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Uh oh.... it's seeped into the PG forum....
Half dwarf, half farty sound effects.
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