02-23-2003, 03:19 PM | #141 |
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~You grow a long grey beard and wear a pointy hat all the time and carry a long staff,
~insist on riding horses bare-backed even though you fall of and nearly break your back everytime, ~Have plastic surgery for POinty ears, (I know these arn't good!) |
02-23-2003, 05:09 PM | #142 |
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Nurvingiel
[B]No, it's okay, it's good to be obsessed with LotR. Is it ok to get plastic surgery to make my ears pointy. roflol!!!! |
02-23-2003, 06:06 PM | #143 |
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1. You read all of Return of the King even the index at least 12 times.
2. Or you and your friends move around the playground in a circle trapping a few people at atime in the circle and say, " Well you have walked into a trap, your fellows from Hobbiton did the same, and one is dead and the rest are prisoners. Lay down your weapons! Then go back twenty paces and sit down. Any who try to break out will be shot!" then shout out as two of your friends fall to the ground and act like you shoot two of the prisoners. Guilty and Guilty
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02-23-2003, 08:04 PM | #144 |
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You want to get a PS2 just so you can play all of the LOTR games.
YES!!! I GOT A PROMOTION!!!! And Merlin, I'm guilty of #1.
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02-23-2003, 08:39 PM | #145 |
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you guys r making us feel so unobsesed!!! we dont have a costume..or plastic surgery, or a banner for RotK...
we do have some other things tho...and we're trying to get lotsa pics for our walls...but you guys are all so much more obsessed! poo... :: pouts and wonders how much plastic surgery for pointy ears costs ::
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And this is what I have said, so you shall shut up if you are opposed for I am Iluvatar and you must obey me..for I know all that is, was, and will be and you don't!! HAH just kidding, I only wish I was Eru...power is good..except I would get corrupted so know...and why am I writing all of this randomness that's popping into my head that you don't give a rat's tail about.....?? |
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Well, Pimpernel, you do say "us" and "we". Maybe you are obsessed, eh my precious?
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02-25-2003, 06:33 PM | #147 |
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Here is one:
You ignore the fact that your air is being cut off by reading your LOTR All-In-One hardcover laying down. - Celebriel |
02-26-2003, 12:15 AM | #148 | |
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anyway, WE IS OBSESSED!!!! yayayayayayayay!
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And this is what I have said, so you shall shut up if you are opposed for I am Iluvatar and you must obey me..for I know all that is, was, and will be and you don't!! HAH just kidding, I only wish I was Eru...power is good..except I would get corrupted so know...and why am I writing all of this randomness that's popping into my head that you don't give a rat's tail about.....?? |
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02-26-2003, 12:40 AM | #149 |
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I have recently taken to clinging to walls and saying mysteriously: "Their pace is quickened, they have caught our scent".
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02-26-2003, 03:00 AM | #150 | ||
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Shouldn't you be clinging to the floor?
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02-26-2003, 06:06 PM | #151 |
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How about when you can't get through the day without singing one of gollum's little songs at least twenty times and -get this- You sit there imagining that all the millions of tiny black dots on the plastic chair in front of you are an army of orcs and if you sway from side to side you can actually see them moving. Yes Miranda that was what i was doing an Monday while you were writing whatever it was you were writing!
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02-26-2003, 06:09 PM | #152 | |
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02-26-2003, 06:13 PM | #153 |
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I don't need cardboard cutouts to prove i'm obsessed - just ask the girl i sit next to in maths - shes had the full blast of my weirdness poor thing!!!
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02-26-2003, 09:59 PM | #154 |
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My contribution...
You know you're obsessed when you choose one of the main character as your husband/wife. Then you choose a home. Then you pick the names of your kids. Then you plot your own deaths to be as romantic as they can be. *Sigh*
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02-26-2003, 10:03 PM | #155 |
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I hope you all know I am sarcastic, it may be a little difficult to tell, as I am told.
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02-26-2003, 10:21 PM | #156 |
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I am back, I just adore this thread.
I hiss at anyone who dares reach for my copy of LOTR (aka my bible). I refer to my enemies as "filthy humans".
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02-26-2003, 10:59 PM | #157 |
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you have all the dates of LotR (found in the appendices) in your calendar
you dress in black on the death days of any LotR character (Feb. 26 Boromir dies) you have a 'memorial service' on the death day of any character's death (they're not characters btw, they're real!!! ) you plan a party for the day the precious is destroyed (Mar. 25) you refer to the One Ring as the precious -pimpernel (im guilty of all of those )
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And this is what I have said, so you shall shut up if you are opposed for I am Iluvatar and you must obey me..for I know all that is, was, and will be and you don't!! HAH just kidding, I only wish I was Eru...power is good..except I would get corrupted so know...and why am I writing all of this randomness that's popping into my head that you don't give a rat's tail about.....?? |
02-27-2003, 08:46 PM | #158 | ||
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When Safeway has a Two Towers/Kraft Dinner promotional display, you request that they give you the 5ft. tall cardboard Gandalf so you can put it in your room. (You live in a decent sized university dorm.)
Guilty of above. Actually, I was going to give it to my boyfriend because it would be cool at house parties, and due to local space restrictions.
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02-27-2003, 10:28 PM | #159 |
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You're obsessed...
...when you feel like weeping because you heard Kraft put Gandalf in the aisle of a Safeway to promote buying their mac 'n' cheese.
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02-28-2003, 12:07 AM | #160 | |
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You know you are obsessed when you re-arrange the lyrics to Good Charlotte's "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" to sympathize with the extras in Helm's Deep...
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