The Venting Thread!! - Page 76

Andúril · 11-20-2002, 07:39 AM

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BoP:
Room for a third party in that Lay?

Why, ofcourse! How could I have left you out?

The Lay of Lizra and Anduril and BoP (notice Anduril sandwiched in the middle...)

Lizra wished she could stroke Anduril's hair, and tell him he'd be alright. So she had bad thoughts, and demanded insanely, "JUST DO IT!"

Please! Someone! Continue!

Vent: If I don't leave soon the South African Revenue Service will institute legal proceedings in terms of Section 75 of the Income Tax Act, without further notice.

Dunadan · 11-20-2002, 08:00 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
Why, ofcourse! How could I have left you out?

The Lay of Lizra and Anduril and BoP (notice Anduril sandwiched in the middle...)

Lizra wished she could stroke Anduril's hair, and tell him he'd be alright. So she had bad thoughts, and demanded insanely, "JUST DO IT!"

Please! Someone! Continue!

OK.

Suddenly Anduril awoke alone in his dank bedsit to find a terrible mess on his pyjamas and that the dog had sneaked in his bed again.

Sorry, couldn't resist it.

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Vent: If I don't leave soon the South African Revenue Service will institute legal proceedings in terms of Section 75 of the Income Tax Act, without further notice.

Unlucky. Is that leave the country or just leave the room? Maybe you could get a job writing "scripts" for the eastern European film industry.

cheers

d.

Andúril · 11-20-2002, 08:15 AM

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Dunadan:
Suddenly Anduril awoke alone in his dank bedsit to find a terrible mess on his pyjamas and that the dog had sneaked in his bed again.

But, ofcourse, Anduril was prone to multi-leveled day-dreams. Eventually he snapped out of his "daymare"(?), and found Lizra and BoP snuggled together with Anduril in bed. He knew that he wasn't daydreaming.

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Unlucky. Is that leave the country or just leave the room?

Leave my office.....and drive to the SARS branch.

Lizra · 11-20-2002, 08:46 AM

I'm "stuck" on the word "lay". It didn't mean "poem" when I was in high school! (bad thoughts)

Andúril · 11-20-2002, 08:59 AM

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Lizra:
I'm "stuck" on the word "lay". It didn't mean "poem" when I was in high school! (bad thoughts)

"Lay" means "poem"? I wasn't aware of this......

I'm glad, though, that you are having bad thoughts. Why not share with the Entmoot community these thoughts of badness? Let us lay in bad thoughtfulness. Amen.

Continue the lay I say!

Sween · 11-20-2002, 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
Oh man, that sucks when you walk in on your parents... I'm still scarred from the time when --- yeah.

Sween: haahahahaa! (Sorry, I have this awful pix in my head of the expression on your mother's face when to her shock and horror, instead of watching Beth et al, she sees your pimply white ass!) So how x-rated was it? (nosey kiwi )

it was very very explict think she just got it at an allright bit mind just vita........oh u dont wanna know

(And Anduril im not gonna tell ya)

Andúril · 11-20-2002, 01:04 PM

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Sween:
it was very very explict think she just got it at an allright bit mind just vita........oh u dont wanna know

(And Anduril im not gonna tell ya)

*Imagination runs amok*

BeardofPants · 11-20-2002, 02:30 PM

Sure I do. You can tell me, right?

Nibs · 11-20-2002, 04:27 PM

I was looking forward to seeing The Two Towers in the theater and then I find out that I'm going to El Salvador for two years on a mission for my church. Now, I knew that I was going somewhere for two years, but I didn't expect the date to be so soon and I should have put my availability date later and AAAAARGH!!!

Just to add insult to injury, I'm to go on the day it's released, but I don't think there is any way for me to see it without seeing a sneak preview or breaking the rules... and I'm not about to break any rules.

So, I'm going to El Salvador! Yes!
But I need to learn Spanish first! Crap!
And I'm going to miss both of the following LotR films! Excruciating, yet bearable!

There is a chance that the rules in my mission differ from most, in that there are some movies you are allowed to see... I don't think a war-riddled epic would be among them.

Oh well... at least all the special editions should be out by the time I get back.

Dunadan · 11-20-2002, 04:32 PM

Well, I'd rather go to El Salvador than watch TTT, so good on you.

You could always argue that the film is an allegory concerning how individual morality and general upstandingness triumphs over vanity, evil and the temptations of small items of jewellery. Or something.

Nibs · 11-20-2002, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by Dunadan
You could always argue that the film is an allegory concerning how individual morality and general upstandingness triumphs over vanity, evil and the temptations of small items of jewellery. Or something.

But first I'll have to learn how to say that in Spanish

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On another plus, I'll miss a lot of the winter weather that I loathe here in Texas. It's allegedly tropical and moderate over there.

olsonm · 11-20-2002, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
I know what you mean! How can they possibly think it is a triology when there are six parts??

Easy. They don't pay attention.

Silverstripe · 11-20-2002, 05:18 PM

Okay. That got STRANGE there for a while, thank you for bringing us back to Middle Earth. My vent: I haven't been able to buy the special edition LotR yet!!

Coney · 11-20-2002, 05:29 PM

Every copy of California Dreaming must me destroyed.......it is evil, EVIL.............kill, mash, maim, buurrnnnn.

The bedamned song sticks in the brain like glue, no, not just ordinary glue, like the glue that holds the fabric of the universe together.

Ach, I need oxygen......and louder headphones........in fact I'll settle for tinnitus or deafness

Hanza · 11-20-2002, 06:03 PM

Vent: I do not have enough money to buy all the xmas and b'day pressies i have to buy.
I need to learn how to save though i'm not sure its within my capabilities

Sween · 11-20-2002, 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
Sure I do. You can tell me, right?

i could send ya a copy if you so wish

(yes i am indeed drunk again)

Lizra · 11-20-2002, 09:49 PM

The Lay Of Lizra, Anduril, and BoP........... (PG13), (off topic)

Anduril's tale is of two maids fair,
Lizra and BoP, with the long blond hair.
His sunburnt face and goofy style,
convinced the maids to stay awhile.
"What shall we do!" Anduril said
with bad thoughts beginning to fill his head.
Lizra could never get enough,
so she urged Anduril to show his stuff.
"Dance, yes, dance!" cried BoP,
as Anduril proceeded to dance with glee.
Eager to please the women there,
Anduril put glitter in his hair.
"Whoo hoo!" said Lizra, and began to dance,
She easily got Anduril to trance.
The ladies had fun as they made him play,
music and "games" that whole magic day.
They drank, and they ate, and frolicked with joy,
Anduril was such a wonderful toy!

Aeryn · 11-20-2002, 10:01 PM

*watches with amusement*, Liz, I have no vents now. That just completely ...*giggles* anyway!

Elenka · 11-20-2002, 10:18 PM

Uh, Liz, Anduril, BoP, do you know how weird this is...? I mean, when you guys get together, you are majorly scary...

Aeryn · 11-20-2002, 10:30 PM

*sniggers* get together *hee hee*

*chases brain, and removes it from the gutter*

11-20-2002, 08:46 AM	#4
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	I'm "stuck" on the word "lay". It didn't mean "poem" when I was in high school! (bad thoughts) __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

11-20-2002, 02:30 PM	#8
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Sure I do. You can tell me, right? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

11-20-2002, 04:27 PM	#9
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	...back to venting... I was looking forward to seeing The Two Towers in the theater and then I find out that I'm going to El Salvador for two years on a mission for my church. Now, I knew that I was going somewhere for two years, but I didn't expect the date to be so soon and I should have put my availability date later and AAAAARGH!!! Just to add insult to injury, I'm to go on the day it's released, but I don't think there is any way for me to see it without seeing a sneak preview or breaking the rules... and I'm not about to break any rules. So, I'm going to El Salvador! Yes! But I need to learn Spanish first! Crap! And I'm going to miss both of the following LotR films! Excruciating, yet bearable! There is a chance that the rules in my mission differ from most, in that there are some movies you are allowed to see... I don't think a war-riddled epic would be among them. Oh well... at least all the special editions should be out by the time I get back. __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

11-20-2002, 05:29 PM	#14
Coney The Buddy Rabbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Trapped in the headlights.. Posts: 3,372	Every copy of California Dreaming must me destroyed.......it is evil, EVIL.............kill, mash, maim, buurrnnnn. The bedamned song sticks in the brain like glue, no, not just ordinary glue, like the glue that holds the fabric of the universe together. Ach, I need oxygen......and louder headphones........in fact I'll settle for tinnitus or deafness __________________ Blessed are the cracked, they let the light in Beatallica

11-20-2002, 06:03 PM	#15
Hanza Woolly Jumper Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: In my field of paper flowers and candy clouds of lullaby Posts: 1,200	Vent: I do not have enough money to buy all the xmas and b'day pressies i have to buy. I need to learn how to save though i'm not sure its within my capabilities __________________ :: there's nothing comforting in change:: Why dont sheep shrink in the rain??

11-20-2002, 04:32 PM	#10
Dunadan The Quite Querulous Quendi Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oxon, UK Posts: 638	Well, I'd rather go to El Salvador than watch TTT, so good on you. You could always argue that the film is an allegory concerning how individual morality and general upstandingness triumphs over vanity, evil and the temptations of small items of jewellery. Or something.

11-20-2002, 05:18 PM	#13
Silverstripe Empress of the Writewraiths Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Running around somewhere inside my head. So what are YOU doing here?! Posts: 1,546	Okay. That got STRANGE there for a while, thank you for bringing us back to Middle Earth. My vent: I haven't been able to buy the special edition LotR yet!!

11-20-2002, 09:49 PM	#17
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	The Lay Of Lizra, Anduril, and BoP........... (PG13), (off topic) Anduril's tale is of two maids fair, Lizra and BoP, with the long blond hair. His sunburnt face and goofy style, convinced the maids to stay awhile. "What shall we do!" Anduril said with bad thoughts beginning to fill his head. Lizra could never get enough, so she urged Anduril to show his stuff. "Dance, yes, dance!" cried BoP, as Anduril proceeded to dance with glee. Eager to please the women there, Anduril put glitter in his hair. "Whoo hoo!" said Lizra, and began to dance, She easily got Anduril to trance. The ladies had fun as they made him play, music and "games" that whole magic day. They drank, and they ate, and frolicked with joy, Anduril was such a wonderful toy! __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats! Last edited by Lizra : 11-20-2002 at 10:04 PM.

11-20-2002, 10:01 PM	#18
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	watches with amusement, Liz, I have no vents now. That just completely ...giggles anyway! __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

11-20-2002, 10:18 PM	#19
Elenka The Negative Soul of Entmoot Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Middle Distance Posts: 651	You People Scare Me!!!!!! Uh, Liz, Anduril, BoP, do you know how weird this is...? I mean, when you guys get together, you are majorly scary... __________________ W00T for the M00T!! War doesn't determine who is right - war determines who is left.

11-20-2002, 10:30 PM	#20
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	sniggers get together hee hee chases brain, and removes it from the gutter __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.