07-31-2002, 12:41 AM | #1481 |
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a massive counter-strike
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07-31-2002, 12:51 AM | #1482 |
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stale ale. The dark elves of the Shadowmere laughed and danced as the Dark Crown came toppling down. The princess of the land of Shadow mourned the cat because it fell with the dragon Smaug to the ground, screaming and hissing as they tumbled down into the pit of Despair. The other dismayed hobbits tore their hair and stomped their hairy feet into the sandy floor. The crowd of excited hobbits further down the road a large fire, burning brightly and putting forth much sparks. The owl overhead saw the fire and brang lots of water to spill on the blooming fire or on the terrified little hobbits. Unfortunately, owls cannot eat raw eggs and therefore they lost their feathers. Raw eggs make dwarves dance like stumbling headless chickens so Arwen started to teach them hypnotic tail gyrations among other things. The dwarves looked rather peculiar but they did not seem to notice that Arwen was grinning with pride and running to each dwarf, complimenting a good beard-cut. The elves, who didn't like the hypnotic tail gyrations, threw on Arwen many buckets of water and mud. Poor Arwen was humiliated by her silly elven cousins, but she knew that she was ready to hit any foolish elf who came near. Unfortunately, she was unaware that Elrond was watching her. "You're grounded!" Elrond shouted furiously from his red Corvette, which was parked behind some shrubs in the elven-driveway. Arwen stomped inside, demanding a reconsideration. The dwarves were still dancing crazily so Elrond hosed them all down, snickering with pleasure. The elves fought the urge to frollick about in stupidity. Arwen planned a massive counter-strike
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07-31-2002, 12:55 AM | #1483 |
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using her palantir
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07-31-2002, 12:56 AM | #1484 |
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and other various
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07-31-2002, 12:59 AM | #1485 |
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intelligence gathering devices
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07-31-2002, 01:00 AM | #1486 |
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. Using the information
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07-31-2002, 01:11 AM | #1487 |
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she contacted Gimli
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07-31-2002, 01:12 AM | #1488 |
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via Palantir and
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07-31-2002, 01:21 AM | #1489 |
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07-31-2002, 01:22 AM | #1490 |
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gather a following
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07-31-2002, 03:08 AM | #1491 |
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of nancing elves
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07-31-2002, 03:09 AM | #1492 |
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and prepare to
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07-31-2002, 07:37 AM | #1493 |
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07-31-2002, 03:19 PM | #1494 |
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07-31-2002, 09:17 PM | #1495 |
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07-31-2002, 09:52 PM | #1496 |
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But the elves
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were busy imitating
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Legolas and Haldir
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so Gimli decided
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to filch Elronds
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