Do nazguls have to go to the bathroom? and other pointless questions - Page 7

Christiana · 04-21-2003, 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by Heather Wooltoes
OK, in keeping with the spirit of stupid and pointless questions.....

1) from the hobbit, What does "dwarf ridden pony" taste like?

2) Do you think Elrond ever regrets not kickin Isildurs butt into the crack'o DOOM when he had the chance?

3) Elrond was Striders foster father and Arwen Daddy, does this make anyone else go EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!??ick ick ick

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1-like chicken
2-no, they were lovers

3-never thought of that

Linaewen · 04-22-2003, 06:56 AM

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Originally posted by Coney
Oh no I think about all kinds of other important ME subjects...

Would the leathery soles on a hobbit wives feet really irritate a husband when they are in bed together? (or vice versa).

Do the Elves of Lorien have to dig their way out of dead Mallorn leaves during Autumn...?

If Mithril is so darned strong......where did it all disapear to?

Did the Entwives give birth to Acorns (or similar seeds), saplings or did they just take a "cutting" after the appropriate time? (and did they suffer from Entish PMT during autumn?)

Why is their such a rarity of animals in Lothlorien?

Does a Beorning crap in the woods? (although we are getting back to bodily functions with this one).

*sigh* Middle Earth is such a confusing place

Sorry Coney. I will answer these next time (now I should only be on briefly..)

Coney · 04-22-2003, 07:50 AM

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Originally posted by Linaewen
Sorry Coney. I will answer these next time (now I should only be on briefly..)

S'ok Lin..........I think the questions can wait a while

Linaewen · 04-22-2003, 07:54 AM

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Originally posted by Coney
S'ok Lin..........I think the questions can wait a while

Hey.. this act you are putting on ain't fooling me, Coney. Some of these questions appear to be very intelligent from where I'm sitting..

Coney · 04-22-2003, 08:10 AM

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Originally posted by Linaewen
Hey.. this act you are putting on ain't fooling me, Coney. Some of these questions appear to be very intelligent from where I'm sitting..

They do? that's a bit worrying

*pulls up another chair*

Try that one Lin

Linaewen · 04-22-2003, 08:14 AM

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Originally posted by Coney
They do? that's a bit worrying

*pulls up another chair*

Try that one Lin

LOL! Aha. Yes I see now. Damn that cursed rose-coloured-glasses chair. Yes, you are a stupid wabbit, Coney. Sorry, my mistake.

Just kidding. You have posted MORE than 1 intelligent post.(definitely more than 1 dirty post, too

)You smart bunny.

Coney · 04-22-2003, 08:33 AM

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Originally posted by Linaewen
Just kidding. You have posted MORE than 1 intelligent post.(definitely more than 1 dirty post, too )You smart bunny.

Sshh....yer ruining me reputation here....

My posts are never dirty! I polish 'em carfully before hitting the Submit Reply button!

As to the actual content of the posts..............well, that's debateable

Linaewen · 04-22-2003, 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by Coney
Sshh....yer ruining me reputation here....

My posts are never dirty! I polish 'em carfully before hitting the Submit Reply button!

As to the actual content of the posts..............well, that's debateable

Rofl! You hilarious bunny! *wonders why she didn't like rabbits before*

Coney · 04-22-2003, 08:43 AM

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Originally posted by Linaewen
Rofl! You hilarious bunny! *wonders why she didn't like rabbits before*

*sigh* I understand...........ever since Wateship Down all we've gotten is sympathy

You've got to learn to look beyond the ears

Linaewen · 04-22-2003, 08:48 AM

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Originally posted by Coney
*sigh* I understand...........ever since Wateship Down all we've gotten is sympathy

You've got to learn to look beyond the ears

Not the ears... no. It's the faeces that I am a bit *hmmph* about!

Coney · 04-22-2003, 08:54 AM

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Originally posted by Linaewen
Not the ears... no. It's the faeces that I am a bit *hmmph* about!

ah yes....rabbit raisins, not the most attractive aspect of a hopping life

A nice bright bushy tail might be aesthetically pleasing...........but sometimes it is damned impractical..........and the furry wotsit, don't even get me started on the perils of a furry wotsit

Ok, ya can all stop worrying now..........I'm going to therapy soon, honest

Linaewen · 04-22-2003, 09:08 AM

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Originally posted by Coney
ah yes....rabbit raisins, not the most attractive aspect of a hopping life

A nice bright bushy tail might be aesthetically pleasing...........but sometimes it is damned impractical..........and the furry wotsit, don't even get me started on the perils of a furry wotsit

Ok, ya can all stop worrying now..........I'm going to therapy soon, honest

Eeek! Coney! *shudders*
'aesthetically pleasing'? A furry tail? Please....lol...

no. Don't worry about therapy. After all, 'Blessed are the cracked....'

Ornelírë Mistë · 04-22-2003, 11:16 PM

Posted by Heather Wooltoes:
3) Elrond was Striders foster father and Arwen Daddy, does this make anyone else go EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!??ick ick ick
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I thought they first met when Aragorn was 20. Dunno where I heard that or if it's true.

Bombadillo · 04-23-2003, 01:00 AM

I'm not a hick but that doesn't really bother me. They weren't blood related.

What's the plural of Nazgul? (The title threw me off.)

Arcala · 04-23-2003, 11:39 AM

Actually, I think they were blood related. Aragorn was descended from Elros, who was Elrond's borther.

Christiana · 04-23-2003, 07:50 PM

If a deaf penguinn, an urple elf, and a shaved dwarf got together at McDonalds, what would happen?

Coney · 04-23-2003, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by Christiana
If a deaf penguinn, an urple elf, and a shaved dwarf got together at McDonalds, what would happen?

New recipe for a McChicken Sandwich? (with pickle)

Linaewen · 04-24-2003, 06:18 AM

Hey, Coney. I'm back with the answers to your questions:

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Originally posted by Coney
Oh no I think about all kinds of other important ME subjects...

1)Would the leathery soles on a hobbit wives feet really irritate a husband when they are in bed together? (or vice versa).

2)Do the Elves of Lorien have to dig their way out of dead Mallorn leaves during Autumn...?

3)If Mithril is so darned strong......where did it all disapear to?

4)Did the Entwives give birth to Acorns (or similar seeds), saplings or did they just take a "cutting" after the appropriate time? (and did they suffer from Entish PMT during autumn?)

5)Why is their such a rarity of animals in Lothlorien?

6)Does a Beorning crap in the woods? (although we are getting back to bodily functions with this one).

7)*sigh* Middle Earth is such a confusing place

1) Ummm sorry, but how would the hobbit’s spouse feel the SOLES of the feet in bed? They kick them? (if so, then obviously it WOULD irritate them!)
2) I believe Mallorn trees don’t shed leaves in autumn, just turn gold? (Correct me if I am wrong)
3) It didn’t EVAPORATE Coney! It just.. got stolen by thieving rabbits like you!
4) Interesting question. (This is the intelligent one I referred to earlier) You’ll need to ask someone who genuinely knows their stuff about ME. (in particular, who specialises in the mating of Ents)
5) Maybe there were, JRRT just didn’t write about them. I would think that there would be, as animals could be attracted by the power and majesty of the Elves. (which could also repel them, I have no idea)
6) Who cares, Coney? They’re just Men. The Dwarf-latrine question was more interesting- very interesting.
Yes- the bodily functions thing. Why don’t you start a thread about this? –
Thread title: ‘Bodily functions of races of ME’
Your first post: ‘This is the thread where you can post all your intriguing questions concerning yes, ‘bodily functions’ of various races (namely regarding excretion habits) ‘

Insidious Rex · 04-25-2003, 05:41 PM

Do Balrogs snore when they sleep?

Radagast The Brown · 04-25-2003, 05:43 PM

Do balrogs sleep?

04-22-2003, 11:16 PM	#133
Ornelírë Mistë Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 482	Posted by Heather Wooltoes: 3) Elrond was Striders foster father and Arwen Daddy, does this make anyone else go EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!??ick ick ick ------------- I thought they first met when Aragorn was 20. Dunno where I heard that or if it's true. __________________ "Lot of people say this city looks like Hell," Allie said. She took a long drag from her cigarette. The glowing tip burned a hole in the darkness. "Most people never been to Hell," Jacob said. She looked at him and he could hear the smile in her voice. "And I suppose you have?"

04-23-2003, 01:00 AM	#134
Bombadillo "The Bomb" Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: all over the place Posts: 1,601	I'm not a hick but that doesn't really bother me. They weren't blood related. What's the plural of Nazgul? (The title threw me off.) __________________ Could it be that one path to enlightenment leads through insanity?

04-23-2003, 11:39 AM	#135
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04-23-2003, 07:50 PM	#136
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04-25-2003, 05:43 PM	#140
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