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(Mean while in Mirkwood)
All the spiders were working on new cities throughout Mirkwood, or were helping build a wall around Mirkwood. The wall was very high at the points around paths and low enough the you could climb over them in parts with no paths for miles. The highest point in the wall was the gates. There were three gates, and Grady was going to inspect one of them. Gate Spider: I'll think you'll be very happy with the gates Sir there are lots of little glowing buttons. Grady walks up to the wall and smiles with approval. On the wall there was a sign it said: Please insert your Welcome to Mirkwood ID card into the Welcome to Mirkwood ID card slot. He looked to the side of the gate and there was a slot that read Insert you Welcome to Mirkwood ID slot here. Below it were buttons of numerous colors. Next the sign read: If you are a friend to us and do not have a welcome to Mirkwood ID card press the blue button and wait for assistance. (He looked at the blue button underneath the Welcome to Mirkwood ID card slot. Next the sign read: If you are coming to try and assasinate someone or something here with a company of under 12 please press the Orange button, and wait for assistance. Next there was: If you are trying to threaten us then press the green buttons, and wait for assistance. Last the sign read: If you come with an army wanting to invade us please press the red button and stand back from the wall. Underneath the sign there was a big sign that read WELCOME TO MIRKWOOD. Grady: Excellent I like it. Gate Spider: I thought you would Sir.
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11-21-2002, 02:36 AM
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Meanwhile, in Angband, The Nazgul Queen had just finished refurnishing and redecorating. The fortress is of stone and steel, black and surrounded by fires and smoke. In huge underground areas Dragons are bred and kept, while in a high tower rests the Palantir once owned by Sauron. This is where she is.
NQ: So we are gathering to attack Imladris. I guess my presence is needed in Isenguard, then. MiniNazgul#54! MN#54: Yes, mistress? NQ: Summon my steed, and organise the army. We are flying to Isenguard. MN#54: Yes, mistress *hurries off* ~One hour later~ *NQ is in the air upon her huge flying beat thing, and before her fly about nm20 dragons and far too many MiniNazgul on Crebain than she can count. Leaving a quarter of her army to protect the stronghold from any attacks, she turns and leads her Flying Force over the mountains towards Isengard, where Sarookatt awaits her arrival*
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11-21-2002, 03:01 PM
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OOC: Arg! Crap! I wanna post but I don't have time! Arg! I will later. Bye!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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11-21-2002, 11:07 PM
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I enter...
Meanwhile Frerin Skyskin(FS) arrives on his pony followed by his army of Rabid monkeys(RM).
FS: Here we are, a perfect spot for me to build a fort. RM#1:*to other monkeys* Good spot for swinging on trees! Isn't it? Master RM(MRM): You won't be doing that while Master Frerin is incharge. RM#2:*whispers to RM#1*Lets over throw him! RM#1:Ok 1 2 3 ATTACK! RM#1 and RM#2 jump wildly at Frerin trying to bite him. MRM pulls them off and kicks them. Then turns and fixes Frerins wounds. FS: If you do that again I WILL KILL YOU! Meanwhile an ent not far away was watching all of this comes and stands over Frerin. Strange Ent: An interesting bunch you are, I would kill you all but I have been very lonely and think a few monkeys could be very funny to listen to. FS:*rather startled* Oh um Hello Mr. Tree, I am Frerin Skyskin, the dwarf. I am glad you are going to spare us. May I ask who you are? Strange Ent: I do not just go telling my name to strangers, I may tell you later. I am rather curious though, Where were you planning to build your fort?
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11-22-2002, 08:22 PM
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(Back in Mirkwood)
Grady was returning from his inspection of the gates. When he returned to the city, now called Arach, he found That Tingleclaw had returned with numerous prisoners. Grady: Welcome back Tingleclaw. Tingleclaw: I see you have been busy here. Grady Indeed we have this is not our only city in Mirkwood there are many other forts and citys. Plus there is a wooden wall surrounding Mirkwood. By the way how many prisoners did you get? Tingleclaw: 500 Sir Grady: Excellent I think that Maggie will be very pleased. Tingleclaw: What's she going to do with the elves? Grady: We best not know.
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11-23-2002, 12:30 AM
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(Chicho has collected the elves from Grady and his spiders. They have been traveling for several days and are now near to Gondor. They have just been met by Mahtaliel and Neutral Maggie.)
Maggie(speaking to the elves): Are these all of you or did Grady feed some to his spiders against my orders? Random Elf: These are all of us that were captured. If I may ask, what exactly are you planning to do with us? Maggie: Well.... I could keep you all as slaves to obey my every whim... (grins at the look of horror on the elf's face) But I'm nicer than that so I'll release you and let you go to Gondor with Mahtaliel, I believe I left some people who you'll be glad to see there. Mahtaliel, you're in charge, Chicho come, we have things to attend to. (they dissapear, leaving Mahtaliel with a host of 5000 elves.)
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11-23-2002, 12:39 AM
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(Meanwhile back in Fangorn)
FS: What news may you have of the dangers arising in the world? Strange Ent(SE): I have not heard much but I have heard of some strange type of evil arising, none that i have heard of before though. FS: We shall soon see*turning to rabid monkey#28*Go to Gondor and find tidings of the world. And DO NOT bite or attack anyone there RM#28: Yes Sir*jumps off towards Gondor*...
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11-23-2002, 01:18 AM
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yee gods! I leave you kids alone for a few days adn look waht happens!
It's gonna take me a few days to srot through all a this crap...post later!
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11-23-2002, 08:21 PM
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*Katt still happens to be locked up in a dungeon in Imladris. But, since this is happening in non-real time anyway, she has already had her baby. It's a girl. She named her Rache(Raw-she) Half. Rache is the German word for revenge (to make things easier for you).*
Katt: You are going to grow up to avenge me. *Oh, and by the way, we skipped the sceen where Glordifle spurns Katt and thretens to kill her and her baby if she tells that it is really his. I guess I should have mentioned that earlier. It's kind of vital to the plot. Oh well. Anyway...* Katt: You are going to grow up to avenge me. *We already did that part Katt* Katt: Shut up. Sheesh. *Fine. Just get on with it.* Katt: Alright already!!! You are going to grow up to avenge me. *We already--* Katt: SHUT UP! *Alright! sheesh* Katt: I am sick and tired of this dungon. *She sounds like a mother doesn't she?* Katt: *Glares but moves on* I'm gettig out of here now. I am going to call the one person who can set all this right. *What? That isn't in the script!* Katt: *Glares up* And can shut that guy up too. Q, in this moment of need, come to me. Q! Q!!! Q: *Flairing into existance in the cell* What? What is it that is so important that you have to call me? *Looks around with discust* Is this your new living arangement? Uhg! Ghastly! Katt: I need to get out of this cell. Q: Oh is that all. *Notices Rache* How cute. Whos is she? Katt: *Biting Lip* I can't say. *Suddenly Angry* Listen Q! There is a lot more at stake here than my comfort! Maggie is going to kill me! And when that happens all my alter-egoes, even you, will dissapear. Now we have got to do something to straighten out Middle Earth. Q: Well, *Sioff (thats a scoff/sigh)* when you put it that way, *Q snapped his fingers and they were gone*
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." Last edited by Katt_knome_hobbit : 11-26-2002 at 07:57 PM. |
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11-23-2002, 11:30 PM
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(Back in Imladris...)
Maggie: Willow, please move Katt to a more comfortable room and inform her that plotting revenge is not a good activety for a new mother. Willow: But what about searching for that elf you told me to find? She's still around here someplace. Maggie: Leave her. She's been hiding in the vents listening to everything we say for the last few hours. Go attend to Katt. A vengeful mother is the last thing I need right now, and I will not have my friend trapped in a dungeon, even if she is currently my prisoner. Willow: Very well. OOC: Someone needs to go and write for the Good side. I can't do it all on my own.
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11-24-2002, 03:05 AM
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OOC: Don't expect me to write for the good guys. I am the really evil enemy. I eat biscuts!!!
*When Willow arrived at the cell she found that Katt had indeed gone. Willow imediatly reported this to Maggie,* Maggie: *sigh* Katt, not again. *Meanwhile in Isandguard, Nazgûl Queen had just arrived to find Saurooookatt having High Tea.* NQ: What are you doing?!? SK: Having High Tea. Come sit with me. NQ: *sit's down warrily* SK: Would you like a biscut? They are awfully good with honey. *Spreads honey onto a rather misshapen biscut.* NQ: Uh, no. We are supposed to be attacking Imladris. SK: Ah yes. Penguin, *Penguin#5436 waddles up* See to it that Imladris is destroied along with all inside it. No survivors. *Penguin#5436 waddles away* Now, how would you like some special Bannana Bread? I baked it myself. *Back in Imladris Maggie is waiting for news.* Willow: Um, Maggie, there seem to be a great deal of Penguins, Mini Nazgul, Balrogs, and Easterners at our front gate demanding that the place be self destructed or they will be forced to insult our mother. Maggie: Hmn, go and-- *She was cut short by a loud smashing noise.* Willow: That didn't sound good.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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11-24-2002, 12:18 PM
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Rabid Monkey#28 arrives in gondor with quite a few strange looks. He overhears that something very bad was happening in Imladris and jumping off to Imladris.
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If you say my name I go "What?" If you say my name twice I go and look it up in the dictionary. ****************************** I'm Not Evil! ****************************** If the critics say it's good, is it really That good? ****************************** It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a balloon! ****************************** Duddun, Son of Bubbun |
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11-24-2002, 01:18 PM
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*the emperial march music from star wars comes on* A dark hooded figure walks in the lonely mountain followed by several sinister looking creatures.
zavron: Oy I told you not to follow me now SHOOO!!! * Music continuos to play* the figure turns round and trips up over hi own cloak zavron: WWWHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Ouch!! guards fall over laughing at the gates. zavron: so you laugh at me ey!!! Well I shall turn you into a frog!!!! he points a finger at one of the guards and the guard turns into a pink fluffy bunny. zavron: Whoops!! must work on that one. hehem! carries on down corridor.
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11-24-2002, 03:03 PM
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(Mean while in Mirkwood)
The spiders were growing restless. They were used to constant war and fighting. Many of the spiders thought that it was boring just having a place for themselves and not constantly fighting over land. They wanted war.
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11-24-2002, 04:32 PM
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Rabid Monkey#28 arrived in Imladris and found Maggie, Maggie terrified him because she was so big, but not the size of an ent.
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If you say my name I go "What?" If you say my name twice I go and look it up in the dictionary. ****************************** I'm Not Evil! ****************************** If the critics say it's good, is it really That good? ****************************** It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a balloon! ****************************** Duddun, Son of Bubbun |
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11-24-2002, 05:06 PM
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*At the lonely Mountain, Saurooookatt zapped into existance in front of Zavron*
SK: I felt a disturbance in the force. Just kidding. I heard from some informants of mine (a pink fluffy bunny that said he was a guard) that a person of immence power had just arrived with an army. I thought it best to come greet him personally. *Zavron and Saurooookatt shook hands* SK: At this very moment, our armies are attacking Imladris. I would be very graitful if your army would join them. Will you join our side? Zavron: I belive I shall. My name is Zavron by the way. SK: *Bows* I am Saurooookatt. Would you like a biscut? OOC: Now how could anyone refuse a welcome like that?
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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11-24-2002, 07:49 PM
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(back in Imladris, Maggie is getting very annoyed.)
Maggie: Alright, that's it. Willow, go un-freeze the elves, then dispel the illusion of Gondor in the back gardens. I need the armies of good over here now! Tika, fetch your bunnies at meet me at the gates. I made need back up. (she leaves the library and makes her way way down to the gates. A change coming over her as she walks. Maggie gets annoyed when people try to disrupt her plans, she gets irritated when they threaten her family and break down her door. She gets angry when people annoy and irritate her. And right now she is swiftly leaving mere anger and approaching rage. And she has also just reached the gates and is standing in the way of the armies of general evil.) Maggie: What do you think you are doing breaking in like this? Repair those gates now! Don't you people know how to knock?! Random Penguin: No! We're evil! (The penguin is immediatly incinerated by Maggie using Vilya) Maggie: Being evil is no excuse for rudeness. This is my territory, meaning MY rules! Repair those gates, go back outside and try again! NOW! (And so the Armies of evil were thrown into confusion...)
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11-24-2002, 08:27 PM
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Rabid Monkey#28 seeing all this, follows maggie and hides again just behind Maggie
(Back in Fangorn) Frerin Skyskin orders his Rabid Monkeys to start building an under ground for with tunnels all under the forest.
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If you say my name I go "What?" If you say my name twice I go and look it up in the dictionary. ****************************** I'm Not Evil! ****************************** If the critics say it's good, is it really That good? ****************************** It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a balloon! ****************************** Duddun, Son of Bubbun |
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11-24-2002, 09:16 PM
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*Saurooookatt, sencing the confusion, left Nazgûl Queen and Zavron in charge of Isandguard with instructions to release the Solicitorks, while she zapped herself to Imladris*
SK: Armies of Evil! You have permission to not listen to anything Maggie says. Maggie: *Stalling until her armies get here* She is lying to you! SK: Don't listen to her and that is an order! Maggie: No, she is wrong! You don't want to attack me! SK: Yeah right. When did you ever do anything good for the Great Hoards of General Evil? Maggie: You haven't done anything better. Random Penguin: She promised us all the lands in Middle Earth! Maggie: And you actually belived her? SK: *To the Crowds* Everything I told you was true!!! Maggie: Even the lies? SK: Especially the lies. *To everyone's great relief, Maggie's armies of elves and men finally came around the castle from the back yard. The Armies of Evil and The Last Great Army of Elves and Men fought brutally in front of Imladris. The Last Great Army of Elves and Men was stronger, but The Armies of Evil did not fight fairly and soon was forcing the Last Great Army of Elves and Men to retreat.* *Meanwhile, Saurooookatt and Maggie had moved around to the backyard of Imladris. Each was waiting for the other to attack first.* SK: I am much older and more powerful than you. Maggie: Yes, but you are only one alter-ego, I am the embodyment of all of them. *Indeed she was. She had collected all her assorted mininons and alter-egos and combined them into one again.* *Out front of Imladris, The Last Great Army of Elves and Men was just about to retreat when...* Random Soldier: The spiders are coming!!! *Down came the giant spiders from Mirkwood with tremendous force. The Armies of Evil were overwhelmed. It looked like the end of them when suddenly...* Rabid Monkey#29: Aaarg!!! Die!!! *The rabid monkies attacked! The had no idea who's side they were on, so they just started killing people at random. The were once again equal* *Ok, too much bloodshed. Meanwhile, off in a pleasnt little field, Q was questioning Eärniel. Around them the dragons, Human, Katt & Rache, Elrond, and Glorfindle were all sitting.* Q: *is getting a migrane* Ok, Is that all? Eärniel: Well, no. Then-- Q: That's all right! I think I get the picture. Human: So what are you going to do about it? Q: I don't know. How about stopping time until this is all figured out? Hmn? *Snaps fingers* *Time stopped. People were caught in mid battle. All the leaders were pulled out of time into the pleasn't little field.* Q: Now, let's straighten this out. OOC: You guys, I had to move the plot along. This is too crazy. 2745 letters in this post.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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11-24-2002, 11:10 PM
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(Back in Mirkwood)
Commanding Spider 6: Uh Sir you're not going to like this but it seems that some of the spiders got restless and went to join the battle in Imladris. Grady: WHAT! CS 6: It's true Sir. Grady: How many? CS 6: Alot Sir, however the majority remains here. Grady: Well then. We can change that. Within an hour the remaining army had gathered outside the gates of Mirkwood. Grady: Well well, havn't we grown since the last time we attacked something. Grady to the commanding spiders: It's time to start marching to Imladris. Tingleclaw stay behind. You and the army I leave you with will protect Mirkwood while we're away. Now the giant army started marching to Imladris. When they got there they found a large amount of spides being driven back by hoards of monkeys. The armies met, and the monkeys were overwhelmed. They were heavily outnumbered by things more powerful than they were. Soon they retreated and nothing stood in there way of Imladris. With an even larger army than before. Grady: Who lead this? Random spider: Ecelclaw did sure. Grady: And where is he? Random Spider: We don't know Sir we were fighting the monkies when he just dissapeared.
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