Worst Films ever made! - Page 7

Darth Tater · 06-24-2002, 04:43 PM

Gotta love Buckaroo Banzaii Across the 8th Dimension!

Rei · 06-24-2002, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by WiseWizard

I can't believe you actually know about that movie!!!! I agree with you, the worst movie ever made, and it had to be the most low budget film ever made as well. But you still have to love the pie plates on strings!!!

And here I thought I was the only person who had ever seen it!

And the Evil Dead movies, I loved those, especially Army of Darkness, if you consider that to be part of the series. (I do) For a cheesey B-film it was great and I absolutely love Bruce Cambell! He's great!

WiseWizard · 07-01-2002, 01:24 AM

Those were B movies? I could've sworn they were worse than that!

Of course you can count Army of Darkness! It's just as bad as the other two!
It think that if I fail in taking over the universe, it would only be becuase Bruce Campbell had beat me to it.

Sicirus · 07-02-2002, 08:04 AM

i just saw Balto 2 and I loved the animation and movements of their drawings of wolves but the story SUCKECT and the movies drawings were a waist.

samwise of the shire · 07-04-2002, 10:35 PM

Oh my gosh. Dragon Heart 2:A new Beginning and Ralph Bashki's cartoon of LOTR. I LOVE Dragonheart, but the sequel is just DUMB.Bad fighting,worse acting,and just dumb. I mean we have Karate which I think does NOT go with Western European Middeveal fighting. And the end is supposed to be profound and wonderful and what YOU'RE thinking is "Too bad the kid didn't DIE!"Terrible Movie. Just TERRIBLE. *wishes you could draw a puking face*
RB's LOTR on the other hand made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath. I mean I didn't mind the terrible orcs and nazgul. That was actually kind of cool, but the DRAWINGS are what got me. Legolas just had me howling the way he sneers at Sam and his TEETH, the Balrog made me instantly think of the old Sunday School Song "If I were a butterfly,I'd thank you Lord for giving me wings" and the hobbits hair wasn't curly. The nerve of some people. It was all in all a hilariously rip off of the Lord Of The Rings, now I want to go and see the LIVE LOTR and remind myself of how GOOD it was.
Sam

Handmaiden of Yavanna · 07-13-2002, 11:45 PM

Surf ninjas- don't even ask!

Holiday in the Sun/Mary Kate and Ashley and Atlantis hotel infomercial- UUUGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! I'm gonna throw up even thinking about it!!!! The acting sucked, the script sucked, even their wardrode and music sucked!!! I can not stand those two!! They make me sick!!!!!!

Rei · 07-15-2002, 12:45 AM

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Originally posted by Handmaiden of Yavanna
Holiday in the Sun/Mary Kate and Ashley and Atlantis hotel infomercial- UUUGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! I'm gonna throw up even thinking about it!!!! The acting sucked, the script sucked, even their wardrode and music sucked!!!

I agree with you, that movie was horrible...although I did think some of their cloths were cute.

Handmaiden of Yavanna · 07-15-2002, 07:07 PM

Maybe some of the clothes were ok, one thing though that was not too terrible were the guys

They always have very cute guys in their movies, esspecially the english guy in Winning London

he was hot!

Rei · 07-15-2002, 07:10 PM

I've never seen Winning London. Is it worth sitting through just to see the hunky british guy?

WiseWizard · 07-16-2002, 01:41 PM

You're telling me there are people who actually watched one or more of their movies?!?

I feel so sorry for you, and am disappointed as well. No one should have to suffer through such hell. Hey, I rhymed.

Sween · 07-23-2002, 03:37 PM

little women. my mum has made me sit tru that so many times. oh and cayote ugly time just seem to not pass whilst watching that

BeardofPants · 07-23-2002, 04:18 PM

I am so glad I never watched Coyote Ugly - it looks really bad!

Pailan · 07-23-2002, 04:58 PM

I know a flick that makes "Plan 9 From Outer Space" look like high art. Anyone ever see "Santa Clause Conqours the Martians"? But then again these movies are sooo bad that watching them is hip. Much like one of my all time faves, " Attack of the Killer Tomatoes." Which if you have not seen...well, what are you waiting for rent it tonight!

I have a real beef with all these old Saturday morning cartoons being turned into movies. "Scooby Doo" is so painful I cheered for the bad guys. (Come on someone kill Shaggy before he talks again! Hey Scooby, snack on this!)

Of course there was that really horrible flick that came out (by the author of Jurasic Park) "Congo." Any movie with killer apes is generally bad news. Look no further than the idiotic remake of the eternally horrible, "Planet of the Apes."

If you want to know how these movies made it into my world, pm me and I will explain.

BeardofPants · 07-23-2002, 05:00 PM

I'm assuming girlfriend/wife/relative/stupid friend who has bad taste....

Pailan · 07-23-2002, 05:08 PM

Nephews, free passes, too much beer, hot day with no a/c.

Ooo, heres one that was sooooo painful I had almost completly blocked it from my mind... "My Pretty Pony: The Movie"

Must pluck eyes out....

Sween · 07-23-2002, 06:34 PM

The new planet of the apes was pretty awful what was up with the ending?But estella waren kinda made it ok for me infact i could watch pretty much ne thing that she is in.

WiseWizard · 07-25-2002, 10:00 PM

Agreed on Planet of the Apes. Mark Wahlberg (I think that's how you spell it) trying to replace a character that Charlton Heston played........enough said.
My Pretty Pony had a movie? You poor child.
And "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"? That actually sounds fairly amusing. Reminds me of a Weird Al song... i can't remember the title, but I know it had to do with Santa getting drunk, blowing up the North Pole, and making Rudolph into reindeer sausage........now that I describe it, it sounds more disturbing than amusing. But that's Weird Al for you.
The two movies he made we fairly awful as well. Him and that guy who plays Kramer should be kept 50 miles away from each other at all times, lest we risk the chance of the apocalypse once more.

***azalea*** · 07-25-2002, 10:10 PM

Sorry to get off topic, but did you know we share the same birthday, Wise Wizard, exactly 15 years apart? Just thought I'd mention it. Do you know what time you were born?

WiseWizard · 07-25-2002, 10:23 PM

Next time, just PM me. But now that you've pointed it out, yes I notice that now.

***gdl96*** · 07-25-2002, 10:25 PM

The Night Santa Went Crazy.

06-24-2002, 04:43 PM	#121
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07-01-2002, 01:24 AM	#123
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Those were B movies? I could've sworn they were worse than that! Of course you can count Army of Darkness! It's just as bad as the other two! It think that if I fail in taking over the universe, it would only be becuase Bruce Campbell had beat me to it. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

07-02-2002, 08:04 AM	#124
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	i just saw Balto 2 and I loved the animation and movements of their drawings of wolves but the story SUCKECT and the movies drawings were a waist. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

07-04-2002, 10:35 PM	#125
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	Oh my gosh. Dragon Heart 2:A new Beginning and Ralph Bashki's cartoon of LOTR. I LOVE Dragonheart, but the sequel is just DUMB.Bad fighting,worse acting,and just dumb. I mean we have Karate which I think does NOT go with Western European Middeveal fighting. And the end is supposed to be profound and wonderful and what YOU'RE thinking is "Too bad the kid didn't DIE!"Terrible Movie. Just TERRIBLE. wishes you could draw a puking face RB's LOTR on the other hand made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath. I mean I didn't mind the terrible orcs and nazgul. That was actually kind of cool, but the DRAWINGS are what got me. Legolas just had me howling the way he sneers at Sam and his TEETH, the Balrog made me instantly think of the old Sunday School Song "If I were a butterfly,I'd thank you Lord for giving me wings" and the hobbits hair wasn't curly. The nerve of some people. It was all in all a hilariously rip off of the Lord Of The Rings, now I want to go and see the LIVE LOTR and remind myself of how GOOD it was. Sam __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

07-13-2002, 11:45 PM	#126
Handmaiden of Yavanna Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The far and fair West of California:) Posts: 101	Surf ninjas- don't even ask! Holiday in the Sun/Mary Kate and Ashley and Atlantis hotel infomercial- UUUGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! I'm gonna throw up even thinking about it!!!! The acting sucked, the script sucked, even their wardrode and music sucked!!! I can not stand those two!! They make me sick!!!!!! __________________ She wandered wayward for a time, from the gardens of the gods to climb the everlasting mountains free that look upon the outmost sea, and never wandered back but stayed softly singing from glade to glade.

07-15-2002, 07:07 PM	#128
Handmaiden of Yavanna Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The far and fair West of California:) Posts: 101	Maybe some of the clothes were ok, one thing though that was not too terrible were the guys They always have very cute guys in their movies, esspecially the english guy in Winning London he was hot! __________________ She wandered wayward for a time, from the gardens of the gods to climb the everlasting mountains free that look upon the outmost sea, and never wandered back but stayed softly singing from glade to glade.

07-15-2002, 07:10 PM	#129
Rei Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Hades....it's a tough job but someone's gotta do it Posts: 182	I've never seen Winning London. Is it worth sitting through just to see the hunky british guy? __________________ ______________________________ ------------------------------------------------ Seek for the Sword that was broken: In Imladris it dwells; There shall be counsels taken Stronger than Morgul-spells. There shall be shown a token That doom is near at hand For Isildur's Bane shall waken, And the Halfling forth shall stand. ______________________________ ------------------------------------------------ Whoo-hooo!!! I'm an Elven Warrior!!!!!

07-16-2002, 01:41 PM	#130
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	You're telling me there are people who actually watched one or more of their movies?!? I feel so sorry for you, and am disappointed as well. No one should have to suffer through such hell. Hey, I rhymed. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

07-23-2002, 03:37 PM	#131
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	little women. my mum has made me sit tru that so many times. oh and cayote ugly time just seem to not pass whilst watching that __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

07-23-2002, 04:18 PM	#132
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I am so glad I never watched Coyote Ugly - it looks really bad! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

07-23-2002, 04:58 PM	#133
Pailan Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: aisle 12, seat#2 Posts: 449	I know a flick that makes "Plan 9 From Outer Space" look like high art. Anyone ever see "Santa Clause Conqours the Martians"? But then again these movies are sooo bad that watching them is hip. Much like one of my all time faves, " Attack of the Killer Tomatoes." Which if you have not seen...well, what are you waiting for rent it tonight! I have a real beef with all these old Saturday morning cartoons being turned into movies. "Scooby Doo" is so painful I cheered for the bad guys. (Come on someone kill Shaggy before he talks again! Hey Scooby, snack on this!) Of course there was that really horrible flick that came out (by the author of Jurasic Park) "Congo." Any movie with killer apes is generally bad news. Look no further than the idiotic remake of the eternally horrible, "Planet of the Apes." If you want to know how these movies made it into my world, pm me and I will explain. __________________ "Holy Entmoot, Batman!" "Who knows, Robin? This strange mixing of minds may be the greatest single sevice ever performed for humanity! Let's go, but, inconspicuosly, through the window. We'll use our Batropes. Our job is finished." Oh, btw, Frodo lives.

07-23-2002, 05:00 PM	#134
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I'm assuming girlfriend/wife/relative/stupid friend who has bad taste.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

07-23-2002, 05:08 PM	#135
Pailan Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: aisle 12, seat#2 Posts: 449	Nephews, free passes, too much beer, hot day with no a/c. Ooo, heres one that was sooooo painful I had almost completly blocked it from my mind... "My Pretty Pony: The Movie" Must pluck eyes out.... __________________ "Holy Entmoot, Batman!" "Who knows, Robin? This strange mixing of minds may be the greatest single sevice ever performed for humanity! Let's go, but, inconspicuosly, through the window. We'll use our Batropes. Our job is finished." Oh, btw, Frodo lives.

07-23-2002, 06:34 PM	#136
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	The new planet of the apes was pretty awful what was up with the ending?But estella waren kinda made it ok for me infact i could watch pretty much ne thing that she is in. __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

07-25-2002, 10:00 PM	#137
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Agreed on Planet of the Apes. Mark Wahlberg (I think that's how you spell it) trying to replace a character that Charlton Heston played........enough said. My Pretty Pony had a movie? You poor child. And "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"? That actually sounds fairly amusing. Reminds me of a Weird Al song... i can't remember the title, but I know it had to do with Santa getting drunk, blowing up the North Pole, and making Rudolph into reindeer sausage........now that I describe it, it sounds more disturbing than amusing. But that's Weird Al for you. The two movies he made we fairly awful as well. Him and that guy who plays Kramer should be kept 50 miles away from each other at all times, lest we risk the chance of the apocalypse once more. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

07-25-2002, 10:10 PM	#138
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	Sorry to get off topic, but did you know we share the same birthday, Wise Wizard, exactly 15 years apart? Just thought I'd mention it. Do you know what time you were born?

07-25-2002, 10:23 PM	#139
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Next time, just PM me. But now that you've pointed it out, yes I notice that now. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

07-25-2002, 10:25 PM	#140
*gdl96* the greg the admin Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: NJ Posts: 2,101	The Night Santa Went Crazy.

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