Vegetarian Thread - Page 7

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 06:57 AM

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Durned tootin'!

Hey? Is that some weird New Zealander-only slang, or something? Christ you scared me.

Even though BoP was mightily flustered, the use of the [CENSORED] only pleased Anduril the more...

"Where did you get your [CENSORED] from? Earniel?

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 07:03 AM

XK, I'm laughing at you because you are a school child. You must continue to experience that which is school.

I, on the other foot, hath finished school ago long prior. Thus I laugh from a faraway place that hath no teachers or detension.

***Earniel*** · 04-12-2002, 07:05 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
"Where did you get your [CENSORED] from? Earniel?

And your point being?

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 07:05 AM

Yes, well, that would be telling, and I don't want to [CENSORED] to the [CENSORED] [CENSORED] or it'll scare off the [CENSORED] berries.

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Archaeology? Cool. I wanna d o that, is it fun?

Yes, it's huge amounts of fun, apart from when they make you do awful assignments. Best part is field school, 2 weeks of isolation, 12 uni students, and tents... and alcohol... and erm.... well....
It's not all trowel dependency! The one I was on, was really cool, cos we found some remains of human children!

Elfmaster XK · 04-12-2002, 07:13 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
XK, I'm laughing at you because you are a school child. You must continue to experience that which is school.

I, on the other foot, hath finished school ago long prior. Thus I laugh from a faraway place that hath no teachers or detension.

Technically its not school, it college. I have frees which im using constructively now.But in any case, i have one thing to say ;

STOP MOCKING ME!!!

Me? Detention? Me? You think so? I am the master of excuses!

BoP, alcohol? How did you get that without me? I am the bringer of these gifts? Where is my rival supplier!? Sounds like a lot of fun! I cant wait to study it!

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 07:16 AM

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And your point being?

You, my dear, have incredibly pleasurable [CENSORED]s. That's why I mentioned thine as a possible source. Where have you been of late?

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Yes, well, that would be telling, and I don't want to [CENSORED] to the [CENSORED] [CENSORED] or it'll scare off the [CENSORED] berries.

Mine imagination runs wild with the [CENSORED] berries....

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 07:19 AM

Yes, well, the [CENSORED] bits with Paul Schaffer and the [CENSORED] sections of the CBS orchestra....
_____________________-

Well, even archaeologists manage to get over their trowel dependency long enough to crawl out from their sites to schwizzel alcohol, and my sources? Well that would be telling, and I'd have to bite you.

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 07:20 AM

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I have frees...

What is frees?

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Best part is field school, 2 weeks of isolation, 12 uni students, and tents... and alcohol... and erm.... well....

Mine imagination runs wild with the [CENSORED] berries...

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 07:22 AM

Did I mention the [CENSORED] dealer, and the bonfire?

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 07:58 AM

Aha! I saw the word [CENSORED] before you edited it out! In your face!!

Dope sucks anyway. Bonfires burn, and some us don't like burnt flesh (and yet some divine beings like the smell of burnt flesh...)

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Well that would be telling, and I'd have to bite you.

In that case, tell away!

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 08:08 AM

Dammit!! I thought I edited it in time... Oh well...

*CHOMP!*

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 08:12 AM

Anduril laughs as if laughing.

Anduril also wonders what BoP chomped...

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 08:21 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
Anduril laughs as if laughing.

Anduril also wonders what BoP chomped...

Yah! Wouldn't you like to know! Okay, okay, how 'bout we make it something harmless, like your leg?

Oh, and vegetarianism rules.

Elfmaster XK · 04-12-2002, 08:35 AM

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What is frees?

Free is when you have no lessons at that time, a study period. Of course i am studying right now.

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Well that would be telling, and I'd have to bite you. In that case, tell away!

No one said that...

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 08:52 AM

Um, XK, really! Get with the program! Preview your posts - checkit >

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Well that would be telling, and I'd have to bite you. In that case, tell away!

See? See? And you wonder why I mock you.

Oh, and by the way, BoP, my leg is not harmless. It, with it's partner, once upon a time lifted 280kg in the leg press (They'll never take that away from me!!!)...

Therefore, I'm damn strong.

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 09:04 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
Oh, and by the way, BoP, my leg is not harmless. It, with it's partner, once upon a time lifted 280kg in the leg press (They'll never take that away from me!!!)...

Therefore, I'm damn strong.

Ooh.... *oggles Anduril's manly leg muscles* Aah....

Well, I meant, as opposed to biting somewhere... erm... let's say, vulnerable?

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 09:10 AM

You are sick, aren't you? The filth that protrudes and is spewn forth from your mouth....jeez!

Anyway, now you know what I need all my protein...

....you wouldn't want me to be as weak as, I dunno ..... Legolas, would you?

Hence, where did you chomp?

Elfmaster XK · 04-12-2002, 09:11 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
Um, XK, really! Get with the program! Preview your posts - checkit >See? See? And you wonder why I mock you.

*sticks tongue out at Anduril*

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 09:15 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
You are sick, aren't you? The filth that protrudes and is spewn forth from your mouth....jeez!

Hence, where did you chomp?

Huh? Well, if you want to take it in a rude way... *innocent look* What? Me be vulgar? Nope, not this gal. Where did I chomp? I told you, on your leg. But if you want me to relocate the chomp, I'll bite you on the arm instead.

*CHOMP!*

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 09:22 AM

Now Anduril must deal with three beautiful ladies at the same time? ..... Oh, wait a minute -

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*sticks tongue out at Anduril*

*Anduril sticks it right back in*

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I'll bite you on the arm instead.

Riiiiggghht. You just wanted me to tell you how strong my arms are, didn't you? Well, if you must know (and also insist), I once did 33kg curls (individual dumbells - not barbell), and my prize achievement: 1 rep of 100kg benchpress - Woohooo!!! They can't ever take that away from me. Ummm, whatever....

04-12-2002, 07:19 AM	#127
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Yes, well, the [CENSORED] bits with Paul Schaffer and the [CENSORED] sections of the CBS orchestra.... _____________________- Well, even archaeologists manage to get over their trowel dependency long enough to crawl out from their sites to schwizzel alcohol, and my sources? Well that would be telling, and I'd have to bite you. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 04-12-2002 at 07:21 AM.

04-12-2002, 07:22 AM	#129
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Did I mention the [CENSORED] dealer, and the bonfire? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 04-12-2002 at 07:45 AM.

04-12-2002, 08:08 AM	#131
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Dammit!! I thought I edited it in time... Oh well... CHOMP! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

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04-12-2002, 07:03 AM	#122
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	XK, I'm laughing at you because you are a school child. You must continue to experience that which is school. I, on the other foot, hath finished school ago long prior. Thus I laugh from a faraway place that hath no teachers or detension.

04-12-2002, 08:12 AM	#132
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Anduril laughs as if laughing. Anduril also wonders what BoP chomped...

04-12-2002, 09:10 AM	#137
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	You are sick, aren't you? The filth that protrudes and is spewn forth from your mouth....jeez! Anyway, now you know what I need all my protein... ....you wouldn't want me to be as weak as, I dunno ..... Legolas, would you? Hence, where did you chomp?