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04-18-2002, 04:29 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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Blackheart is funny. Funny Blackheart!
But I'm a winged plot device, and even the orcs were afraid of them.
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04-18-2002, 05:40 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Naperville, IL
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What about Balrogs? It seems to me that all those orcs (at least in the movie) started to run away pretty fast... I guess my favorite depends on the situation. Vampires are good, and yes, werecats are better than werewolves.
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04-18-2002, 05:55 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Naperville, IL
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What about the steeds of the Nazgul? Are those corrupted eagles, or are they something completely different? Blackheart, why would you want to eat a hobbit anyway? They're really bad for your heart, and you'll get hairballs from their feet. Elves on the other hand are very tasty. It's like lembas that has some substance....
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04-18-2002, 06:21 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Darkness
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Ahh, but youse seez- M not your ordinary ork.
I'm a uruk. We know no fear. No pain. We eat manflesh. and elfflesh, hobbitflesh, dwarfflesh, horseflesh, possum, aardvarks, elephants, hmm- I suppose even a winged plot device if I got the chance. note no fear also means no common sense 
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I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... |
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04-18-2002, 06:25 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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My favourite non human entity within the series are the wizards.
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04-18-2002, 06:30 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Pinnath Gelin, formerly in Angaron...
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I still seem to be a diehard elven fan... I think it has to do w/ the music factor, its my biggest love and my childhood memory of the elves were beautiful people able to sing/play exquisite music....
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04-20-2002, 02:53 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Darkness
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BAh! Elves?! Orks are very musik oriented..
We got all da cool songs in da hobbit!
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I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... |
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04-20-2002, 10:12 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Israel
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04-20-2002, 03:59 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Naperville, IL
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If you're going for a Maiar choose a Balrog or Sauron. Yeesh! I'm still going for Elves if I feel in a good mood and Yrch or Trolls if pissed off.
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04-20-2002, 04:40 PM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
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If *I'm* going to select something on the basis of a bad mood, then it's going to be Dunlanders all the way... I'd just *love* to send some certain individuals through their forests....
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04-20-2002, 04:43 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: My mother would say somewhere between the adult mystery section and the YA sci-fi
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Trolls are okay, even if a little slow
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"The Astels are an emotional people. They cry at the drop of a handkerchief. Their culture is much like that of Pelosia. They're extremely devot and invincibly backward. It's been demonstrated to them over an over that serfdom is an archaic, inefficent institution, but they maintain it anyway--largely at the connivance of the serfs thmselves. Astellian nobles don't exert themselves in any way, so they have no concept of human endurance. The serfs take advantage of that outrageously. Astellian serfs have been known to collapse from sheer exhauston at the very mention of such unpleasant words as 'reaping' or 'digging'." ----------------------------------------------- “They lost him?!” Lupin asked , amazed. “Voldemort has been after Harry for 15 years, and then he misplaces him?!” |
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04-21-2002, 01:44 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Darkness
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oooh- I've got a thing for Dunlandish wenches
 It's an Orc thing! It's been posited that they (trolls) are in fact "creations", stone animated by an evil will (Morgoth), and aren't actually a race. But then dragons were certainly bred, so I don't see why trolls couldn't be bred, and reproduce. After all, Sauron had to have something jiggy going in order to breed the olog-hai. Unless they're just "creations" also. But I seem to remember the word breeding associated with them. hmm- something to look up.
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I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... Last edited by Blackheart : 04-21-2002 at 02:33 AM. |
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04-21-2002, 01:50 AM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
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Mr Blackheart, are you trying to turn my brain into a piece of goo?
*Tries unsucessfully to get picture of certain nasties breeding with each other out of her head.*
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04-21-2002, 02:08 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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Yeah, Blackheart, um...
...what she said.
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04-21-2002, 02:10 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Darkness
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Heyyy- these things happen you know....
*Hides magazine behind his back* 
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I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... |
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04-21-2002, 02:17 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Yeah, but orcs. . .
that's not something I want to think about. . .
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04-21-2002, 02:26 AM
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the Shrike
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*Pulls off magazine to have a look-see.* Er....
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04-21-2002, 02:29 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Darkness
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Once you've had uruk, you can never go back
 Though I often take offense at that line "Orcs bred and multiplied after the manner of men".  We do things quite differently
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I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... |
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04-21-2002, 07:17 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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Yikes! nasties breed out of your head? You mean like fleas and ticks?
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04-21-2002, 02:33 PM
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Location: Israel
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1) they are ugly! 2) they are slow 3) they are bad 4) they are ugly!!!!!! |
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