Entmoot Christmas Party, 2005!!!! - Page 7

Curubethion · 12-15-2005, 12:22 AM

"Mmm, food!" exclaimed Curub, running up to the table. "Hey, Leif, leave me some! Or I may need my lightsaber and laser pistol...plus my new rodian friend..."

In his hand was a wrapped, strangely shaped item. On it was a tag that said: "rTR".

Lief Erikson · 12-15-2005, 01:51 AM

"No disintegrations."

***RÃan*** · 12-15-2005, 02:49 AM

Rian: Mmmmm, food - now we need some entertainment! SO - heeeeeeere's Maglor to sing - the ENTIRE "Lay of the Children of Hurin" for us! Go, Maglor! (and no, we do NOT pay in Silmarils!)

All: Ahhhhhhhhhh..... *momentarily under the spell of Maglor's singing, until we hear someone's stomach rumble and the spell is broken*

Stomach-rumbling person: Dive in! *sounds of scarfing resume*

Spock · 12-15-2005, 12:34 PM

Hey, where did the duck go to

Lief Erikson · 12-15-2005, 01:19 PM

Lief burped.

***RÃan*** · 12-15-2005, 01:27 PM

*Rian gives Lief the mother-stare-of-death*

*wait, Rian is not a mother in this rpg!*

*Rian retracts the stern mother-stare-of-death and burps back

*

The last sane person · 12-15-2005, 02:38 PM

Shah: Spock you silly goose, it here! *points under Spock's nose* We are waiting for you to carve it!

***RÃan*** · 12-15-2005, 02:43 PM

Rian: oh, a duck AND a goose! Yum!!!! *rubs fork and knife together*

*Maglor finishes his song, and moves on to The Lay of Leithian.*

Lief: no, no, we need something a little more jolly! None of this stuff! Don't you know any FUN songs?

Maglor: um, well, I don't know, I'll have to think about it a bit...

Rian: Go read "The Hobbit" and cheer up a bit! There's some fun songs in that one. Sing the washing-up-dishes song or something!

*Maglor swallows hard and then starts a rousing rendition of the dish-washing-up song*

The last sane person · 12-15-2005, 02:46 PM

Shah: Sorry maglor...i forgot to mention this was an odd bunch...

Maglor: No worries, so long as i get a share of the food!

Shah: Sure thing, stop singing and eat!

Spock · 12-15-2005, 03:52 PM

There's so much confusion here, I can't find anything.......

Lady Marion Magdalena · 12-15-2005, 03:55 PM

You get used to the confusion after awhile. Just pretend you can find stuff and we'll know what you mean...

Spock · 12-15-2005, 03:59 PM

ahh, yes, now I see the duck, it was hidden behind Lief's arms (protecting his plate). Now to take my surgical laser and slice a few pieces of duck onto my plate....hmmm, it's nice a crispy golden. yum.

The last sane person · 12-15-2005, 07:31 PM

Lief: Glad you like it!

Shah: *mini burp*

Maglor: *snickers*

Shah: Well, you try to eat all that food, you are barely nibbling!

Maglor: Is that an eating challenge?

***RÃan*** · 12-15-2005, 08:13 PM

RÃ*an : Maglor has snickers? I thought Tessar and I ate all of them!

psst, Shah - If I were you, I wouldn't challenge a son of FÃ«anor to anything!

Lief Erikson · 12-15-2005, 08:16 PM

"Maglor," Lief remarked, "I wouldn't be too hasty in challenging Shah to an eating contest. Remember that all of the recipes have been coming from her direction. Plainly she has some experience."

***RÃan*** · 12-15-2005, 08:20 PM

Maglor: she may have experience in making food, but I have more experience in eating food, by several THOUSAND years!!!!!

(and I'm a son of FÃ«anor! -the elf with the 'tude!) *giant FÃ«anorean-size burp*

Lief Erikson · 12-15-2005, 08:37 PM

"I beg your pardon, but FeÃ¤nor is known for his lunacy and not for his waist-line!"

***RÃan*** · 12-15-2005, 09:22 PM

Maglor : whatcha sayin, dude - are you insulting my FATHER?!?!? So he was just a wee bit, um, intense, but hey! NO ONE insults DAD!" *jumps over the table and grabs Lief*

Butterbeer · 12-15-2005, 09:33 PM

it started to snow ... great fluffy floating flakes glistening down through the trees ... in the distance a merry faun hopped and skipped towards the party ... brightly wrapped boxes gleamed in the distance, tightly held to his hairy chest...

..clip clop...clip clop ...

Lief Erikson · 12-15-2005, 11:27 PM

Lief used the Force to take one of the presents from around the fawn's neck and set it hovering in front of Maglor's eyes.

12-15-2005, 12:22 AM	#121
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	"Mmm, food!" exclaimed Curub, running up to the table. "Hey, Leif, leave me some! Or I may need my lightsaber and laser pistol...plus my new rodian friend..." In his hand was a wrapped, strangely shaped item. On it was a tag that said: "rTR". __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to meâ€”when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen yearsâ€”that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

12-15-2005, 01:51 AM	#122
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	"No disintegrations." __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

12-15-2005, 02:49 AM	#123
*RÃan* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Rian: Mmmmm, food - now we need some entertainment! SO - heeeeeeere's Maglor to sing - the ENTIRE "Lay of the Children of Hurin" for us! Go, Maglor! (and no, we do NOT pay in Silmarils!) All: Ahhhhhhhhhh..... momentarily under the spell of Maglor's singing, until we hear someone's stomach rumble and the spell is broken Stomach-rumbling person: Dive in! sounds of scarfing resume __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ã‘Ã¡ Ã«?* Ã³Ãº Ã©Ã¤ Ã¯Ã¶Ã¼ Ã–Ã± Ã‰ Ãž Ã° ÃŸ Â® Ã§ Ã¥ â„¢ Ã¦ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lÃ³mÃ«! AurÃ« entuluva!

12-15-2005, 12:34 PM	#124
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	Hey, where did the duck go to __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

12-15-2005, 01:19 PM	#125
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	Lief burped. __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

12-15-2005, 01:27 PM	#126
*RÃan* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Rian gives Lief the mother-stare-of-death wait, Rian is not a mother in this rpg! Rian retracts the stern mother-stare-of-death and burps back __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ã‘Ã¡ Ã«?* Ã³Ãº Ã©Ã¤ Ã¯Ã¶Ã¼ Ã–Ã± Ã‰ Ãž Ã° ÃŸ Â® Ã§ Ã¥ â„¢ Ã¦ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lÃ³mÃ«! AurÃ« entuluva!

12-15-2005, 02:38 PM	#127
The last sane person The Black NÃºmenÃ³rean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Shah: Spock you silly goose, it here! points under Spock's nose We are waiting for you to carve it! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

12-15-2005, 02:43 PM	#128
*RÃan* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Rian: oh, a duck AND a goose! Yum!!!! rubs fork and knife together Maglor finishes his song, and moves on to The Lay of Leithian. Lief: no, no, we need something a little more jolly! None of this stuff! Don't you know any FUN songs? Maglor: um, well, I don't know, I'll have to think about it a bit... Rian: Go read "The Hobbit" and cheer up a bit! There's some fun songs in that one. Sing the washing-up-dishes song or something! Maglor swallows hard and then starts a rousing rendition of the dish-washing-up song __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ã‘Ã¡ Ã«?* Ã³Ãº Ã©Ã¤ Ã¯Ã¶Ã¼ Ã–Ã± Ã‰ Ãž Ã° ÃŸ Â® Ã§ Ã¥ â„¢ Ã¦ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lÃ³mÃ«! AurÃ« entuluva!

12-15-2005, 02:46 PM	#129
The last sane person The Black NÃºmenÃ³rean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Shah: Sorry maglor...i forgot to mention this was an odd bunch... Maglor: No worries, so long as i get a share of the food! Shah: Sure thing, stop singing and eat! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

12-15-2005, 03:52 PM	#130
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	There's so much confusion here, I can't find anything....... __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

12-15-2005, 03:55 PM	#131
Lady Marion Magdalena Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies. Posts: 821	You get used to the confusion after awhile. Just pretend you can find stuff and we'll know what you mean... __________________ "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!"

12-15-2005, 03:59 PM	#132
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	ahh, yes, now I see the duck, it was hidden behind Lief's arms (protecting his plate). Now to take my surgical laser and slice a few pieces of duck onto my plate....hmmm, it's nice a crispy golden. yum. __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

12-15-2005, 07:31 PM	#133
The last sane person The Black NÃºmenÃ³rean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Lief: Glad you like it! Shah: mini burp Maglor: snickers Shah: Well, you try to eat all that food, you are barely nibbling! Maglor: Is that an eating challenge? __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

12-15-2005, 08:13 PM	#134
*RÃan* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	RÃan : Maglor has snickers? I thought Tessar and I ate all of them! psst, Shah - If I were you, I wouldn't challenge a son of FÃ«anor to anything!* __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ã‘Ã¡ Ã«?* Ã³Ãº Ã©Ã¤ Ã¯Ã¶Ã¼ Ã–Ã± Ã‰ Ãž Ã° ÃŸ Â® Ã§ Ã¥ â„¢ Ã¦ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lÃ³mÃ«! AurÃ« entuluva!

12-15-2005, 08:16 PM	#135
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	"Maglor," Lief remarked, "I wouldn't be too hasty in challenging Shah to an eating contest. Remember that all of the recipes have been coming from her direction. Plainly she has some experience." __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

12-15-2005, 08:20 PM	#136
*RÃan* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Maglor: she may have experience in making food, but I have more experience in eating food, by several THOUSAND years!!!!! (and I'm a son of FÃ«anor! -the elf with the 'tude!) giant FÃ«anorean-size burp __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ã‘Ã¡ Ã«?* Ã³Ãº Ã©Ã¤ Ã¯Ã¶Ã¼ Ã–Ã± Ã‰ Ãž Ã° ÃŸ Â® Ã§ Ã¥ â„¢ Ã¦ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lÃ³mÃ«! AurÃ« entuluva!

12-15-2005, 08:37 PM	#137
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	"I beg your pardon, but FeÃ¤nor is known for his lunacy and not for his waist-line!" __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

12-15-2005, 09:22 PM	#138
*RÃan* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Maglor : whatcha sayin, dude - are you insulting my FATHER?!?!? So he was just a wee bit, um, intense, but hey! NO ONE insults DAD!" jumps over the table and grabs Lief __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ã‘Ã¡ Ã«?* Ã³Ãº Ã©Ã¤ Ã¯Ã¶Ã¼ Ã–Ã± Ã‰ Ãž Ã° ÃŸ Â® Ã§ Ã¥ â„¢ Ã¦ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lÃ³mÃ«! AurÃ« entuluva!

12-15-2005, 09:33 PM	#139
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	it started to snow ... great fluffy floating flakes glistening down through the trees ... in the distance a merry faun hopped and skipped towards the party ... brightly wrapped boxes gleamed in the distance, tightly held to his hairy chest... ..clip clop...clip clop ...

12-15-2005, 11:27 PM	#140
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	Lief used the Force to take one of the presents from around the fawn's neck and set it hovering in front of Maglor's eyes. __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

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