Teacup Cafe XVI - Page 7

trolls' bane · 12-05-2006, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotesse

Thanks for the date, bello, we should do this more often - a date with you is a good time indeed! And OH - speaking of San Andreas and stuff, guess what? Last ni - no, real early this morning there was an earthquake!! And the weird thing is, get this - just yesterday afternoon, when I was working on a car, the thought came to me out of the blue, I was thinking to myself, "you know, there hasn't been an earthquake for a long time. I bet we're due for one any time now. It's earthquake time." And wouldn't you know it, later on that night/this early morn, we had one! I am so psychic you guys.

I'm glad you liked it. I liked it too. *stores a few dates away in the cupboard for next time*

There was? And I missed it? Darn.

Statistically, the worst we can possibly get in the Coachella valley is a 7.3 or something like that. That's according to that geologist, Lucy something, who is infamous for her nonplussed attitude and tendency to appear eating an apple with one of her daughters at her side for press conferences.
Once someone asked her, "How can one tell if it's a foreshock or an aftershock?", to which she coyly replied, "I determine that."

***Rían*** · 12-05-2006, 12:59 AM

My husband not only squirts whipped cream into his own mouth, he does it to the kids (they love it!) and the DOG!! (who loves it, too!)

I don't like canned whip cream, though. I prefer scones *passes a plate around*

***Tessar*** · 12-05-2006, 01:11 AM

My dad said that his father would do that to them, too, as a kid, Rian.

He tried it once with me and my sisters. We were fairly unimpressed with the experience

.

trolls' bane · 12-05-2006, 01:31 AM

My church does that at their coffee bar.

Really? How long have these been around?

me9996 · 12-05-2006, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Ravyn

perhaps some new batteries would do it???

*peers at srew and me's screwdriver* shouldn't you be using a phillip's head?

Nah, it's one of those screws that looks like you need a triange head and the allens wrenchs are all to big...
Anyway the main problem is the handle... Look:
*Shows the handle of the thread slowing ray*

So I've had to use tweezers to unscrew the screws...

That's done so now I replace the handle...

*Starts at it*

trolls' bane · 12-05-2006, 01:59 AM

*rides windshield down hill*

***Rían*** · 12-05-2006, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tessar

My dad said that his father would do that to them, too, as a kid, Rian.

He tried it once with me and my sisters. We were fairly unimpressed with the experience

.

I guess you gotta just really love canned whip cream!

(I love the noise it makes, though!)

*dodges TB on his windshield*

jammi567 · 12-05-2006, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by captain carrot

how do you know 'jammi567' ?

i know, because i promiced rich rewards once i got the position. yeah. not that you would know about that of course.

***Earniel*** · 12-05-2006, 05:29 AM

*puts on the tea kettle*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotesse

Oh, pshaw! Hector's always tugging at his tie and getting a little nervous about something or other; he's one a them neurotic conductor-composer types. Always both a little nervous about something,[...]

Yeah, he's probably worried people will found out about the corpses of the competition he's got stuffed under his bed!

He's always going on what's under somebody else's bed, so that must be where he hides his own dirty secrets as well...

rohirrim TR · 12-05-2006, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Eärniel

Yeah, he's probably worried people will found out about the corpses of the competition he's got stuffed under his bed!

He's always going on what's under somebody else's bed, so that must be where he hides his own dirty secrets as well...

NO we've been over this I wrote an expose on the thing. He sleeps on a matress on the floor, thus he has no under of bed to put things under. And you'red insinuating dead bodies, don't you know how much that would stink??

Our president is many things but he definitley wouldn't put dead bodies under his bed -even if he had one-.

Lizra · 12-05-2006, 12:56 PM

panties......

Gwaimir Windgem · 12-05-2006, 01:04 PM

Quite right, Lizra, quite right.

My turn.

underpants....

***Earniel*** · 12-05-2006, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

NO we've been over this I wrote an expose on the thing. He sleeps on a matress on the floor, thus he has no under of bed to put things under.

And who says you're a trustworthy witness?

jammi567 · 12-05-2006, 02:09 PM

Yeah! for all we know........you could be doing this for any amount of things.

The last sane person · 12-05-2006, 02:11 PM

I am trusty in these matters. Though, er, I guess that would beg the question of why I was in there....

...so... Never mind.

My turn.

Bra.

Lizra · 12-05-2006, 04:56 PM

Magazines? ...heh! No....It's probably funny hats

jammi567 · 12-05-2006, 05:23 PM

Sometimes, this place is soooooo random.

me9996 · 12-05-2006, 05:25 PM

I think that's the point... Oranges eat pickled quacks!

jammi567 · 12-05-2006, 06:07 PM

Latest update: Anvil squashes me9996 flat. rescuers say there is no chance of the him getting out.

durinsbane2244 · 12-05-2006, 06:17 PM

this is just ridiculous....4 pages in a day....

12-05-2006, 12:59 AM	#122
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	My husband not only squirts whipped cream into his own mouth, he does it to the kids (they love it!) and the DOG!! (who loves it, too!) I don't like canned whip cream, though. I prefer scones passes a plate around __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

12-05-2006, 01:31 AM	#124
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	My church does that at their coffee bar. Really? How long have these been around? __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

12-05-2006, 01:59 AM	#126
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	rides windshield down hill __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

12-05-2006, 01:04 PM	#132
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Quite right, Lizra, quite right. My turn. underpants.... __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

12-05-2006, 02:09 PM	#134
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	Yeah! for all we know........you could be doing this for any amount of things. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

12-05-2006, 01:11 AM	#123
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	My dad said that his father would do that to them, too, as a kid, Rian. He tried it once with me and my sisters. We were fairly unimpressed with the experience .

12-05-2006, 12:56 PM	#131
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	panties......

12-05-2006, 02:11 PM	#135
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	I am trusty in these matters. Though, er, I guess that would beg the question of why I was in there.... ...so... Never mind. My turn. Bra. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

12-05-2006, 04:56 PM	#136
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Magazines? ...heh! No....It's probably funny hats Last edited by Lizra : 12-05-2006 at 04:58 PM.

12-05-2006, 05:23 PM	#137
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	Sometimes, this place is soooooo random. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

12-05-2006, 06:07 PM	#139
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	Latest update: Anvil squashes me9996 flat. rescuers say there is no chance of the him getting out. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

12-05-2006, 06:17 PM	#140
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	this is just ridiculous....4 pages in a day.... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

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