Your Middle-Earth Personality - Page 7

Alethes · 02-02-2002, 03:15 PM

Being a dragon would be pretty cool, as long as I could be a good dragon (or at least not a needlessly cruel dragon).

Being an elf would be pretty neat too, for the usual reasons (immortal, brave, wise, etc.).

A dwarf would be OK too, but not as good as dragon or elf.

Comic Book Guy · 02-02-2002, 03:23 PM

Odd how one of the Double posts has a spelling mistake and the other does not.

FrodoFriend · 02-02-2002, 04:32 PM

The one with the mistake must be the evil twin.

Feraway Hawkbriar · 02-02-2002, 04:32 PM

Araethirion- Ha! Elves rule the world?...you gotta be kidding*psht* ...

"ooh lookit me, I got this fabulous hair and I'm annorexic! lets go dance on lilly flowers so I can talk to my little squrril freinds!! bla blah blah blee :P"

yes! I mock you Elves! hahahaha!

Hobbits shal rule the world!...and...stuff...I must go smoke more weed.

*some hours later*

lookit the coloooooors @_@

Kwijibo · 02-02-2002, 05:02 PM

Do u remember in the Fellowship of the Ring, that Elrond told Gandalf that the Elves were leaving Middle-Earth and asked him who he would turn to for help after the Elves had gone? And Gandalf told him he would look to the Men?

It certainly seems so! Y do most of u want 2 work around Minas Tirith, so close 2 battle dangers from Mordor?

I'd rather be a member of the Rohirrim *eats the words she said a few lines ago*. I'm not into horses, i just like the description of the landscape in Rohan.

Am i alone?

FrodoFriend · 02-02-2002, 05:07 PM

Yeah, the Elves would die out from boredom. They just don't know how to have fun. What do they do in their spare time? Sing? Eat lembas? Painstakingly fashion identical blonde wigs? Ha! I'd take a nice mug of ale and a Hobbit birthday party any day.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 02-02-2002, 05:09 PM

Oh, but Feraway, Elves do rule the world!!!!! And we are NOT anorexic, just reasonably thin. Er, yeah.
*Looking down sternly at Feraway* And hobbits will always remain as they are, in their agriculture-based society. Not that it's a bad thing, but hobbits will never rule the world!

Hahaha. And I don't talk to squirrels. Not often, anyway.
And another thing, we do know how to have fun! Singing songs that last all day is plenty of fun! Well, I think it is! You hobbits just don't understand how to have a good time without ale and pipeweed. Elves do.

Feraway Hawkbriar · 02-02-2002, 05:15 PM

You liiiiiiieee! squirrel talker!
Hahahahha!

*IRL is currently on a severe sugar rush* @_@

FrodoFriend · 02-02-2002, 05:25 PM

Elves rule jack! HOBBITS ALL THE WAY!!

Not only do Elves not rule the world, they're bad parents as well! Not once in LotR are elf-children seen! Their parents lock them up in dark closets all day! Now Hobbits, as we all know, are the kindest, gentlest, bravest, most loving, funniest, and coolest of all the races of Middle Earth! We don't have to be tall and self-rightous and warlike - we know how to live in peace and happiness, and our children actually see the light of day!

Feraway Hawkbriar · 02-02-2002, 05:33 PM

lol. alright alright, I think thats enough FF. lol no need to be dissn elven parenting skills now.

FrodoFriend · 02-02-2002, 05:39 PM

*taking deep breaths* Okay, so I got a little carried away. I will calm down now. *meditates*

CardenIAntauraNauco · 02-02-2002, 06:13 PM

Something small and insignificant and unaffected by evil. I.E. an ameoba.

Lightice · 02-02-2002, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ragamuffin92
I've always wanted to be a LUMBERJACK (for you Monty Python fans).
FOtR-wise, I'd like to be a Wizard (uncorrupted, of course). I think it would be neat being a partner of Gandalf, in fighting for "truth, justice, and the Valinorian way."

"He's a lumberjack and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day"

I love Monty Python...
"Albatross, albatross!"

ragamuffin92 · 02-02-2002, 07:42 PM

Just be careful what you post, because the Entmoot administrators don't like SPAM!!

Araethirion · 02-02-2002, 08:10 PM

your dissing youself. It says 'Elven Warrior' right under your sn

eek... I have hobbit x_x must get more post to become Elf... wait-- MWAH-HA! To become an Elf you need more posts, and hobbits are just newbies like me

... not for long!!!

Feraway Hawkbriar · 02-02-2002, 08:21 PM

Its only there cause i cant do anything about changing it. Tis a lable, nothing more *pokes lable with stick*.

ragamuffin92 · 02-02-2002, 08:25 PM

This is an exceprt from an ancient book, entitled, "Raising Your Children the ELVISH Way."

"When your elf child reaches the age of thirteen years, place him or her inside a barrel, seal the top. Cut a hole in the side, just large enough to pass food through. Then, when your your elf child reaches the age of twenty-one, seal up the hole."

(this was really paraphrased from Mark Twain, on How to Raise a Teenager.

)

Eruviel Greenleaf · 02-02-2002, 08:35 PM

I am only saying this to increase my posts to therefore become an elven warrior sooner! I'm still a "hobbit" too, Aaethirion. So, I have to say more! Mwahahaha! No, actually, I was wondering about the existance of elven children myself. They never show up!
Possible reason: I would assume elves don't reproduce near as much as humans and hobbits, because there would otherwise be huge population problems. And as the elves are fading in the third age, I guess they wouldn't be thinking about having kids, but about sailing across the sea.
And I don't talk to squirrels! I talk to crows. *ignores the funny looks I'm getting*

Feraway Hawkbriar · 02-02-2002, 08:39 PM

Squirrel crows....EEEEELLLVVVVES TAAAAAAALK TOOOOOOOO ROOOOOODEEEEEEENNNNTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! O_O

Araethirion · 02-02-2002, 09:17 PM

At least we can speak to some sort of animals

02-02-2002, 03:15 PM	#121
Alethes Enting Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: urban Oklahoma Posts: 73	Being a dragon would be pretty cool, as long as I could be a good dragon (or at least not a needlessly cruel dragon). Being an elf would be pretty neat too, for the usual reasons (immortal, brave, wise, etc.). A dwarf would be OK too, but not as good as dragon or elf. __________________ He who loves a pure heart and whose speech is gracious will have the king for his friend. -Proverbs 22:11

02-02-2002, 04:32 PM	#123
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	The one with the mistake must be the evil twin. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-02-2002, 04:32 PM	#124
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	Araethirion- Ha! Elves rule the world?...you gotta be kiddingpsht ... "ooh lookit me, I got this fabulous hair and I'm annorexic! lets go dance on lilly flowers so I can talk to my little squrril freinds!! bla blah blah blee :P" yes! I mock you Elves! hahahaha! Hobbits shal rule the world!...and...stuff...I must go smoke more weed. some hours later lookit the coloooooors @_@ __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van." Last edited by Feraway Hawkbriar : 02-02-2002 at 04:35 PM.

02-02-2002, 05:02 PM	#125
Kwijibo Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlorien (actually Wales, but let's not talk about that) Posts: 117	Do u remember in the Fellowship of the Ring, that Elrond told Gandalf that the Elves were leaving Middle-Earth and asked him who he would turn to for help after the Elves had gone? And Gandalf told him he would look to the Men? It certainly seems so! Y do most of u want 2 work around Minas Tirith, so close 2 battle dangers from Mordor? I'd rather be a member of the Rohirrim eats the words she said a few lines ago. I'm not into horses, i just like the description of the landscape in Rohan. Am i alone? __________________ 'So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All you can decide is what to do with the time that is given to you,' - Gandalf the Grey 'I left my body to science, but I'm afraid they've turned it down' - In memory of Graham Chapman 'Rubin sits like Buddah in a 10 foot cell, An innocent man in a living hell,' - From 'Hurricane' by Bob Dylan, the only innocent Hurricane protest song, written stressing the innocence of Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter, a black, middle-weight boxer imprisoned for 19 for a triple murder which he did not commit.

02-02-2002, 05:07 PM	#126
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Yeah, the Elves would die out from boredom. They just don't know how to have fun. What do they do in their spare time? Sing? Eat lembas? Painstakingly fashion identical blonde wigs? Ha! I'd take a nice mug of ale and a Hobbit birthday party any day. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-02-2002, 03:23 PM	#122
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	Odd how one of the Double posts has a spelling mistake and the other does not.

02-02-2002, 05:09 PM	#127
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Oh, but Feraway, Elves do rule the world!!!!! And we are NOT anorexic, just reasonably thin. Er, yeah. Looking down sternly at Feraway And hobbits will always remain as they are, in their agriculture-based society. Not that it's a bad thing, but hobbits will never rule the world! Hahaha. And I don't talk to squirrels. Not often, anyway. And another thing, we do know how to have fun! Singing songs that last all day is plenty of fun! Well, I think it is! You hobbits just don't understand how to have a good time without ale and pipeweed. Elves do. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! Last edited by Eruviel Greenleaf : 02-02-2002 at 05:12 PM.

02-02-2002, 05:15 PM	#128
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	You liiiiiiieee! squirrel talker! Hahahahha! IRL is currently on a severe sugar rush @_@ __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

02-02-2002, 05:25 PM	#129
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Elves rule jack! HOBBITS ALL THE WAY!! Not only do Elves not rule the world, they're bad parents as well! Not once in LotR are elf-children seen! Their parents lock them up in dark closets all day! Now Hobbits, as we all know, are the kindest, gentlest, bravest, most loving, funniest, and coolest of all the races of Middle Earth! We don't have to be tall and self-rightous and warlike - we know how to live in peace and happiness, and our children actually see the light of day! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-02-2002, 05:33 PM	#130
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	lol. alright alright, I think thats enough FF. lol no need to be dissn elven parenting skills now. __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

02-02-2002, 05:39 PM	#131
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	taking deep breaths Okay, so I got a little carried away. I will calm down now. meditates __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-02-2002, 06:13 PM	#132
CardenIAntauraNauco Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: rural oklahoma Posts: 324	Something small and insignificant and unaffected by evil. I.E. an ameoba. __________________ "We will have peace","Yes we will have peace...we will have peace when you and all your works have perished - and the works of your dark lord to whom you would deliver us. You are a liar,Saruman,and a corrupter of men's hearts. You hold out your hand to me and I percieve only a finger of the claw of Mordor. Cruel and cold! Even if your war on me was just - as it was not,for were you ten times as wise you would have no right to rule me and mine, for your own profit you desired-even so, what will you say of your Torches in westfold and the children that lie dead there? And they hewed Hama's body before the gates of Hornburg, after he was dead. When you hang from a gibbet at your window for the sport of your own crows, I will have peace with you and Orthanc. So much for the House of Eorl. A lesser son of greater Sires am I, but I do not need to lick your fingers. Turn elsewither for I fear your voice has lost it's charm.

02-02-2002, 07:42 PM	#134
ragamuffin92 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: New York State Posts: 309	OH, LIGHTICE... Just be careful what you post, because the Entmoot administrators don't like SPAM!!

02-02-2002, 08:10 PM	#135
Araethirion Hobbit Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mirkwood! Ok, ok... California. What's the difference? Errr... nevermind. Posts: 35	your dissing youself. It says 'Elven Warrior' right under your sn eek... I have hobbit x_x must get more post to become Elf... wait-- MWAH-HA! To become an Elf you need more posts, and hobbits are just newbies like me ... not for long!!! __________________ ~Araethirion FRODO LIVES!!

02-02-2002, 08:21 PM	#136
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	Its only there cause i cant do anything about changing it. Tis a lable, nothing more pokes lable with stick. __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

02-02-2002, 08:25 PM	#137
ragamuffin92 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: New York State Posts: 309	This is an exceprt from an ancient book, entitled, "Raising Your Children the ELVISH Way." "When your elf child reaches the age of thirteen years, place him or her inside a barrel, seal the top. Cut a hole in the side, just large enough to pass food through. Then, when your your elf child reaches the age of twenty-one, seal up the hole." (this was really paraphrased from Mark Twain, on How to Raise a Teenager. )

02-02-2002, 08:35 PM	#138
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	I am only saying this to increase my posts to therefore become an elven warrior sooner! I'm still a "hobbit" too, Aaethirion. So, I have to say more! Mwahahaha! No, actually, I was wondering about the existance of elven children myself. They never show up! Possible reason: I would assume elves don't reproduce near as much as humans and hobbits, because there would otherwise be huge population problems. And as the elves are fading in the third age, I guess they wouldn't be thinking about having kids, but about sailing across the sea. And I don't talk to squirrels! I talk to crows. ignores the funny looks I'm getting __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

02-02-2002, 08:39 PM	#139
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	Squirrel crows....EEEEELLLVVVVES TAAAAAAALK TOOOOOOOO ROOOOOODEEEEEEENNNNTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! O_O __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

02-02-2002, 09:17 PM	#140
Araethirion Hobbit Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mirkwood! Ok, ok... California. What's the difference? Errr... nevermind. Posts: 35	At least we can speak to some sort of animals __________________ ~Araethirion FRODO LIVES!!

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