03-21-2002, 01:27 PM | #121 |
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Well, we are currently in ME, so I have no idea how we're going to get to China. Anyone else?
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03-22-2002, 02:30 AM | #122 |
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Haven't the foggiest...but weren't we sorta in "the real world" (heh) and then we randomly went to Rivendell, so....
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03-23-2002, 03:51 PM | #123 |
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We don't have to know were we are, really. We can just walk west until someone gets tired of walking west, then we can get on a boat and sail until someone gets tired of sailing, and so on.
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03-23-2002, 04:55 PM | #124 |
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Fine with me, let's do it, before wel fall under the influence of the evil mobile phone.
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03-23-2002, 07:06 PM | #125 |
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The Fellowship of the Cell Phone set out, walking west. The pony stayed as far from the rest of the people as he possibly could. Tano, every chance she got, bugged the counsellor about this place they were going to.
"What's it like? Tell me about it." "It's a big building. They build phones there." "What?" Tano shrieked. "There's MORE of these?" That made others look around. "Why are we going THERE?!?!?! We'll all be corrupted all over again!" -tano (hey, hey, hey, it's my 200th post! )
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03-23-2002, 07:20 PM | #126 |
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Congratulations!
Laurelyn: Aye it is a difficult task we have ahead of us. Eruviel: Yet we must succeed. If we do not save Middle-earth from the terrible prospect of cell phones, who will? *the TLA think of Elrond in Rivendell* Morauko: Point taken. We are all that stands between Middle-earth and the horrible prospect of eternal phone-domination. *they shiver* Eärniel: When do we take a break? Can't save the world on an empty stomach, and I'm hungry.
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03-23-2002, 08:31 PM | #127 |
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Eruviel: Here, Earniel, have some Lembas, I made it myself. *Hands Earniel some lembas*
Tano: Hey, can I have some too? Eruviel: *Hands Tano some lembas. Laurelyn: Come on, we have not the whole day to waste. We must reach somewhere safe by nightfall! Eruviel: Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming. *walks faster* So, where are we going to stop? Can we stop at The Green Dragon? Earniel: Great idea! Can we? Can we? Elf Girl: No! Shortcuts make delays, but inns make longer ones! Earniel: Oh, we won't be too long there! Please? Eruviel: She is right. We must go on!
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03-24-2002, 10:40 AM | #128 |
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I just read this thread all the way from the beginning...it's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-24-2002, 04:44 PM | #130 |
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Tano: *chews on lembas, talks with her mouth full* Awww, please can't we stop at an inn just a little bit! Please? I'm thirsty!
Eruviel: There's a stream right there. Tano: How do you know it's safe to drink? Eruviel: I'm an elf. *Tano, grumbling, drinks from the stream and joins the Fellowship again. * I still think we should've stopped. -tano
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03-25-2002, 03:44 AM | #131 |
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Eruviel: (suddenly forgetting her desire for nice food and drink at an inn) we must continue on, there will be no stopping 'til nightfall. *walks ahead, then turns back and tosses an apple to Tano* (ooc: yeah, I go into Aragorn mode sometimes. . .)
Tano: *looks at the apple and glares in Eruviel's general direction* Eruviel: *drinks from the stream*
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03-25-2002, 11:58 AM | #132 |
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Galadriel:If we do not stop between now and then, I believe we can make it to a safe spot in the forest that I know of. No danger will dare set foot there, for it is well guarded by the magic of Lorien. Is that any consolation for not stopping at the Green Dragon?
*silence as all stand still and stare at her* Galadriel: Or would you rather press on till morning and get no rest at all? *all start moving again, while saying things like "That sounds great." and "Yeah, yeah, sounds good to me." Galadriel (with a slight smirk on her face): I thought so...
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03-25-2002, 01:43 PM | #133 |
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Tano: Apples. How typical. We haven't had lunch yet. Or even second breakfast, or elevenses. And I doubt we'll stop for afternoon tea, either. Hey, Sam--do you think they even know about them? Or do they just want to starve the hobbits? Honestly. Apples...
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03-26-2002, 02:59 AM | #134 |
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Eruviel: *eats an apple*
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03-26-2002, 10:23 AM | #135 |
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markedel: (who has been brooding for the last 500 miles) Alas why do I only this foul matzah in my pack. When will they make imitation kosher for passover Lembas with unleavened holy corn (tm)?
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03-26-2002, 11:29 AM | #136 |
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Tano: Okay, that all just went right over my head...
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03-26-2002, 01:59 PM | #137 |
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markedel: I cannot resist placing a matzah joke before passover...
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03-26-2002, 03:26 PM | #138 |
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ooc: Galadriel88, that was a line from the movie, sort of. Slightly twisted to fit my own needs. It's when Strider is leading the hobbitses *smack* HOBBITS! to Weathertop, and Pip and Merry stop to eat breakfast, and Strider says that they already had breakfast, and Pip replies with a long thing about all the meals hobbit eat. "What about second breakfast?" etc. Yikes. That was a run-on sentence...
And Markedel, I'd make lembas with unleavened corn of Yavanna (tm) but I haven't got any... -tano
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Okay, back in character. . . Eruviel: Enjoying your apple, Tano? *tosses apples to everybody in the party* Quote:
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03-27-2002, 02:37 PM | #140 |
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Tano, I wasn't talking to you, that was your character saying something!
And I rather enjoyed the movie quote...
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