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TinuvielChild · 04-05-2002, 04:41 PM

yes, FF, i'm quite sure that i'm a halfwit, even more so now that RE has corrected Halfwitism Pillar No. 1.

LuthienTinuviel · 04-05-2002, 04:51 PM

halfwits sound cute, yet in groups, oh! the terror!

sounds like fun..

*cough cough..

*shuffles feet and picks imaginary lint off the arm of her hoodie, patiently waiting to deemed a half-wit...

oo.. more lint, lookie there..

TinuvielChild · 04-05-2002, 06:23 PM

Stop! Who would be a Halfwit must answer me these questions three, ere the Halfwit badge he see!

1)Who....is the cutest hobbit in Middle Earth?
2)Who....is in charge here?
3)How.....half-witted are you?

TinuvielChild · 04-05-2002, 06:28 PM

and to answer my own questions:

1)FRODO!!!!
2)ME!!!!
3)extremely....believe me, i am such a half-wit!!!

emplynx · 04-05-2002, 06:35 PM

1)Who....is the cutest hobbit in Middle Earth? Roise Gamgee
2)Who....is in charge here? bmilder (points for me)
3)How.....half-witted are you? not very

TinuvielChild · 04-05-2002, 06:57 PM

*smacks emplynx good-naturedly* you silly creature! you know what i meant in question 2!! "control freak". could YOU come up with a better question for the criteria "control freak"???? if so please post it!

Darth Tater · 04-05-2002, 07:37 PM

Ben has very little real power, seeing as how he posts once in a blue moon

LuthienTinuviel · 04-05-2002, 08:08 PM

merry
bmilder (we musst getss it .. ssteal itss power from the bmilder)
quite

Rána Eressëa · 04-05-2002, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TinuvielChild
Stop! Who would be a Halfwit must answer me these questions three, ere the Halfwit badge he see!

1)Who....is the cutest hobbit in Middle Earth?
2)Who....is in charge here?
3)How.....half-witted are you?

These are the correct answers in order to be a Halfwit:

1.) Frodo Baggins!
2.) Halfwits!
3.) Huh...?

LuthienTinuviel · 04-05-2002, 09:19 PM

gol dern it!

i hate those standardised tests!

can i be a half-wit anyways?
pleeeeseee?

FrodoFriend · 04-05-2002, 10:44 PM

Sorry, had to update the 1st Pillar of Halfwitism again -

Thou must love and be obsessed with Elijah/Frodo/Elijah/Frodo, depending on who you've brainwashed him into thinking he is.

The answers to your three questions, TinuvielChild:

1) Frodo Baggins, and he's MINE!!
2) *brandishes bottle-opener, traditional weapon of Halfwits* Who do ya think?
3) Three.

For all those of you who wish to be Halfwits, well, we'll see . . . it's sort of a process . . . undergoing . . . gradual . . . thingy. One must lose one's wits. Only when at least half one's wits have wandered off can one become one with Halfwitism! Umm . . . yeah. Hey, a peanut . . .

emplynx · 04-05-2002, 10:53 PM

*stops to think about the definition of half-wit*
half-wit
: a foolish or imbecilic person
*stops to think about the definition of imbecile*
imbecile
: a mentally deficient person; especially : a feebleminded person having a mental age of three to seven years and requiring supervision in the performance of routine daily tasks of self-care
*thinks about how most Entmoot members fit the definition*

Rána Eressëa · 04-05-2002, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emplynx
*stops to think about the definition of half-wit*
half-wit
: a foolish or imbecilic person
*stops to think about the definition of imbecile*
imbecile
: a mentally deficient person; especially : a feebleminded person having a mental age of three to seven years and requiring supervision in the performance of routine daily tasks of self-care

*blinks*

*lifts up shoe to look on the bottom*

Aha! Yes, size 7! I knew it!

FrodoFriend · 04-05-2002, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emplynx
*stops to think about the definition of half-wit*
half-wit
: a foolish or imbecilic person
*stops to think about the definition of imbecile*
imbecile
: a mentally deficient person; especially : a feebleminded person having a mental age of three to seven years and requiring supervision in the performance of routine daily tasks of self-care
*thinks about how most Entmoot members fit the definition*

*tries to read big words* DE-ficient?

We are NOT foolish, imbecilic, or mentally deficient! We are HALF-WITTED!! No, the definition isn't in the dictionary! We are half-witted and half-witted is us!

Besides, have you ever known a three year old who can kidnap and brainwash grown men (and/or hobbits)?

Laurelyn · 04-06-2002, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FrodoFriend

For all those of you who wish to be Halfwits, well, we'll see . . . it's sort of a process . . . undergoing . . . gradual . . . thingy. One must lose one's wits. Only when at least half one's wits have wandered off can one become one with Halfwitism!

What if we never had any wits to begin with?

***Earniel*** · 04-06-2002, 12:42 PM

Then you're no halfwit, I guess, but a nowit or a nitwit

samwise of the shire · 04-06-2002, 03:01 PM

Actually becoming a halfwit is easy. You just let half of your mind rest on the LOTR Movies and how excited you are to see Frodo in them again and how much you wanna see another Elijah Wood movie, and you're in....RIGHT? I dunno.*shrugs shoulders*
And like Our dear Frodo Friend said How could a three year old minded person thingy kidnap, brainwash, and FOOL a full grown hot, intelligant and basically PERFECT male actor into thinkg he's Frodo Baggins? Half wits despite the name are very intelligant. We just half of our wits off with our dear own Elijah in Los Angeles, and when they're not with HIM they're concerned with the Movies and how excited they are to see Frodo in TTT.

So how are we going to do the letters? Write different ones or combine them into one letter?
Sam

FrodoFriend · 04-07-2002, 12:02 AM

Shhhh! Sam! Don't give away the true secret of our intelligence!

LuthienTinuviel · 04-07-2002, 12:12 AM

letters? i think i am a halfwit...

TinuvielChild · 04-07-2002, 12:24 AM

read the earlier posts in this thread, LuthienTinuviel, and understanding will dawn (or maybe not,

)
btw, what happened to your old avatar (the one with the picture of Liv Tyler as Arwen with the little red circle)? i liked it, i could easily identify you as LuthienTinuviel as opposed to Luthien Tinuviel, who had no avatar.

04-05-2002, 04:41 PM	#121
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	yes, FF, i'm quite sure that i'm a halfwit, even more so now that RE has corrected Halfwitism Pillar No. 1. __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

04-05-2002, 04:51 PM	#122
LuthienTinuviel protector of orphaned rabbits Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kalamazoo... yes, its a real place! Posts: 1,236	halfwits sound cute, yet in groups, oh! the terror! sounds like fun.. cough cough.. shuffles feet and picks imaginary lint off the arm of her hoodie, patiently waiting to deemed a half-wit... oo.. more lint, lookie there.. __________________

04-05-2002, 06:23 PM	#123
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	Stop! Who would be a Halfwit must answer me these questions three, ere the Halfwit badge he see! 1)Who....is the cutest hobbit in Middle Earth? 2)Who....is in charge here? 3)How.....half-witted are you? __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

04-05-2002, 06:28 PM	#124
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	and to answer my own questions: 1)FRODO!!!! 2)ME!!!! 3)extremely....believe me, i am such a half-wit!!! __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

04-05-2002, 06:57 PM	#126
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	smacks emplynx good-naturedly you silly creature! you know what i meant in question 2!! "control freak". could YOU come up with a better question for the criteria "control freak"???? if so please post it! __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

04-05-2002, 06:35 PM	#125
emplynx Self-Appointed Lord of the Free Peoples of the General Messages Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,214	1)Who....is the cutest hobbit in Middle Earth? Roise Gamgee 2)Who....is in charge here? bmilder (points for me) 3)How.....half-witted are you? not very

04-05-2002, 07:37 PM	#127
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Ben has very little real power, seeing as how he posts once in a blue moon __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

04-05-2002, 08:08 PM	#128
LuthienTinuviel protector of orphaned rabbits Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kalamazoo... yes, its a real place! Posts: 1,236	merry bmilder (we musst getss it .. ssteal itss power from the bmilder) quite __________________

04-05-2002, 09:19 PM	#130
LuthienTinuviel protector of orphaned rabbits Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kalamazoo... yes, its a real place! Posts: 1,236	gol dern it! i hate those standardised tests! can i be a half-wit anyways? pleeeeseee? __________________

04-05-2002, 10:44 PM	#131
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Halfwitism Updated! Sorry, had to update the 1st Pillar of Halfwitism again - Thou must love and be obsessed with Elijah/Frodo/Elijah/Frodo, depending on who you've brainwashed him into thinking he is. The answers to your three questions, TinuvielChild: 1) Frodo Baggins, and he's MINE!! 2) brandishes bottle-opener, traditional weapon of Halfwits Who do ya think? 3) Three. For all those of you who wish to be Halfwits, well, we'll see . . . it's sort of a process . . . undergoing . . . gradual . . . thingy. One must lose one's wits. Only when at least half one's wits have wandered off can one become one with Halfwitism! Umm . . . yeah. Hey, a peanut . . . __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-05-2002, 10:53 PM	#132
emplynx Self-Appointed Lord of the Free Peoples of the General Messages Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,214	stops to think about the definition of half-wit half-wit : a foolish or imbecilic person stops to think about the definition of imbecile imbecile : a mentally deficient person; especially : a feebleminded person having a mental age of three to seven years and requiring supervision in the performance of routine daily tasks of self-care thinks about how most Entmoot members fit the definition

04-06-2002, 12:42 PM	#136
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Then you're no halfwit, I guess, but a nowit or a nitwit __________________ We are not things.

04-06-2002, 03:01 PM	#137
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	Actually becoming a halfwit is easy. You just let half of your mind rest on the LOTR Movies and how excited you are to see Frodo in them again and how much you wanna see another Elijah Wood movie, and you're in....RIGHT? I dunno.shrugs shoulders And like Our dear Frodo Friend said How could a three year old minded person thingy kidnap, brainwash, and FOOL a full grown hot, intelligant and basically PERFECT male actor into thinkg he's Frodo Baggins? Half wits despite the name are very intelligant. We just half of our wits off with our dear own Elijah in Los Angeles, and when they're not with HIM they're concerned with the Movies and how excited they are to see Frodo in TTT. So how are we going to do the letters? Write different ones or combine them into one letter? Sam __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

04-07-2002, 12:02 AM	#138
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Shhhh! Sam! Don't give away the true secret of our intelligence! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-07-2002, 12:12 AM	#139
LuthienTinuviel protector of orphaned rabbits Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kalamazoo... yes, its a real place! Posts: 1,236	letters? i think i am a halfwit... __________________

04-07-2002, 12:24 AM	#140
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	read the earlier posts in this thread, LuthienTinuviel, and understanding will dawn (or maybe not, ) btw, what happened to your old avatar (the one with the picture of Liv Tyler as Arwen with the little red circle)? i liked it, i could easily identify you as LuthienTinuviel as opposed to Luthien Tinuviel, who had no avatar. __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!