Light Of Evil - Page 7

Elfmaster XK · 04-15-2002, 03:13 PM

Damn you! *thinks of alternative plot*

Well, i like frogs too you know, (iv'e seen the pic) I have a pet one, wanna see?

*Earniel comes over and Elfmaster leaps onto her and ties her to the floor!*

MWHAHAHAHA!

*Gets out a pot of marmite*

I will now flick marmite at you until you plead for mercy. If you like marmite then i will get you with.......TUNA CASSEROLE!!! The food of Mordor itself!!! *Insane laugh*

LuthienTinuviel · 04-15-2002, 03:23 PM

now that your all done fighting, go and get me a shrubbery!
and after that you must chop down the largest tree in the forest with.... a herring!

can we sing the sperm song now!!?

Elfmaster XK · 04-15-2002, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LuthienTinuviel
now that your all done fighting, go and get me a shrubbery!
and after that you must chop down the largest tree in the forest with.... a herring!
can we sing the sperm song now!!?

YOU can sing the sperm song if you like. I'll hit you over the head with the herring and laugh as usual!! The shrubbereis are MINE, MINE I TELL YA!!!

***Earniel*** · 04-15-2002, 03:50 PM

Yeah sure, Like I would come over to be tied up to the floor! Um...no comment... Anyway how do you tie somebody to the floor? It looks pretty untie-able to me. Nehnehnehneh there goes ya plot. I'm FREEEEEEEE.

What's marmite anyway? No tuna casserole please, unless perhaps when the tuna is caught without drift nets and dolphin save. But I'll settle for a nice bar of Belgian chocolate. Mmmm, chocolate......*wolves down belgian chocolate bars*

No chopping of trees here, LuthienTinuviel! No talk of axes either. Afterall this IS the entmoot. If you value your life I'd say:run for it! Too much ents here.

Elfmaster XK · 04-15-2002, 03:53 PM

You can't resist the lure of the li' froggie, come on, come get him! Little freddie is calling ya!

***Earniel*** · 04-15-2002, 03:59 PM

*runs to Elfmaster* Ooooooh a froggie!!! *comes to a screeching halt* Freddie?!? I hated that guy! I don't want him! *returns to former position and eats another bar of Belgian chocolate.* mmm...

Elfmaster XK · 04-15-2002, 04:02 PM

Awww, he's upset now. He used to be called sarah if that helps, before we knew he was a he.

Okay, how bout this one. He's a baby! His name is Ligmia

***Earniel*** · 04-15-2002, 04:09 PM

Oh, you're pure evil!

Elfmaster XK · 04-15-2002, 04:14 PM

I have belgian chocolates!

Evil???? MOI *innocent smile as on avatar*

***Earniel*** · 04-15-2002, 04:24 PM

Ooooh chocolates....*pulls herself together* No, no by Elbereth you will not trick me! *runs off*

Arathorn · 04-15-2002, 05:03 PM

*Starts nibbling on some rhum-filled chocolates*

It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it...

TinuvielChild · 04-15-2002, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
Monty Python is cool!

'Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of cabbage!! Now go away or i shall taunt you a second time!'

heh heh! I think that was the quote (or something similar)!

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" is the quote you are looking for, i believe. I unclog my nose in your general direction, you sons of a silly person!

anyway, to Firalphien (sp?), good beginning! you said it wasn't going to be a romance a few pages back? can you post the rest of it somewhere as you write it? of course, i understand that this won't be until after finals and after reading LotR. and if anyone else leaves because of Tater (referring to Nibs

), they will have ME to deal with!!!! mwahahahaha!!!!

but seriously, i can sorta see both sides of the argument about newbies....sorta kinda maybe. and just for the heck of it, *changes music to the Beatles, Yellow Submarine*!!!!!!

Darth Tater · 04-15-2002, 05:41 PM

Let's see, where was I? Oh yeah.

Smites Tess for being a pitiful suck up.

Kicks BoP in the arse for trying to hide from the might Taterificus, but forgives her cause she's cool.

Turns A E and Anduril into frogs.

BeardofPants · 04-15-2002, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LuthienTinuviel
now that your all done fighting, go and get me a shrubbery!
and after that you must chop down the largest tree in the forest with.... a herring!

can we sing the sperm song now!!?

*Takes deep breath*

.... Every sperm is sacred....

.... Every sperm is great.....

[HERRING GETS FLUNG AT HER HEAD]

LuthienTinuviel · 04-15-2002, 06:44 PM

i had a frog, his name was kid.

i wan't going to use an ax!
*looks around paranoididly at the trees round her*
just..
a,..... herring??
*squee

if a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate

i can't quite remember how it goews.
is that right?

*runs from the onsluahgt of herrings

hurry BoP, to your box!

BeardofPants · 04-15-2002, 07:15 PM

Quote:

DAD:There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL: Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN: Every sperm is wanted. Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood.
MUM: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care.MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN: If a sperm is wasted,... CHILDREN: ...God get quite irate.
PRIEST: Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM: Every sperm is good.
NANNIES: Every sperm is needed... CARDINALS: ...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN: Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE: God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1: Mine!
MOURNER #2: And mine!
CORPSE: And mine!
NUN: Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES: God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

All your pants is belonging to me.

Darth Tater · 04-15-2002, 10:25 PM

I really should be moderating this thread. The sperm song is certainly not appropriate for Entmoot. But , eh, whatever.

Elfmaster XK · 04-16-2002, 07:38 AM

*Runs into room on hearing yellow submarine*

God dammit! I'll beat you with a foam mallet if you change Queen again!! Or even with the elderberries. MUAHAHAHA!

*Throws apple at Tinuvielchild, continues to throw elderberries at tater and tessar, gives Earniel-frog the chocolates, admitting she cannot be tempted and i have forgotten why she was trying to lure you to the chocolates in the first place and exits shouting 'Elderberries!'*

'Now i'm here' plays in the background

BeardofPants · 04-16-2002, 07:41 AM

For a brief moment in time, BoP and her box could be seen ambling through the thread, listening to "Let it Be" really loudly, drowning out the Queen music...

Elfmaster XK · 04-16-2002, 07:51 AM

GRRRR!!!!

*launches attack on BoP and her box. Steals box then remembers BoP is a friend. BoP is angry but they agree to forget the argument if XK returnd the box. She does. XK smashes CD player to pieces and puts on the radio. It plays Britney Spears.*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*Radio turned off. XK wishes she didn't sash the Cd player. Silence ensues. In which the fighting starts up again. Xk brings in her holy hand grenade*

04-15-2002, 03:13 PM	#121
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Damn you! thinks of alternative plot Well, i like frogs too you know, (iv'e seen the pic) I have a pet one, wanna see? Earniel comes over and Elfmaster leaps onto her and ties her to the floor! MWHAHAHAHA! Gets out a pot of marmite I will now flick marmite at you until you plead for mercy. If you like marmite then i will get you with.......TUNA CASSEROLE!!! The food of Mordor itself!!! Insane laugh __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

04-15-2002, 03:23 PM	#122
LuthienTinuviel protector of orphaned rabbits Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kalamazoo... yes, its a real place! Posts: 1,236	now that your all done fighting, go and get me a shrubbery! and after that you must chop down the largest tree in the forest with.... a herring! can we sing the sperm song now!!? __________________

04-15-2002, 03:50 PM	#124
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Yeah sure, Like I would come over to be tied up to the floor! Um...no comment... Anyway how do you tie somebody to the floor? It looks pretty untie-able to me. Nehnehnehneh there goes ya plot. I'm FREEEEEEEE. What's marmite anyway? No tuna casserole please, unless perhaps when the tuna is caught without drift nets and dolphin save. But I'll settle for a nice bar of Belgian chocolate. Mmmm, chocolate......wolves down belgian chocolate bars No chopping of trees here, LuthienTinuviel! No talk of axes either. Afterall this IS the entmoot. If you value your life I'd say:run for it! Too much ents here. __________________ We are not things.

04-15-2002, 03:53 PM	#125
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	You can't resist the lure of the li' froggie, come on, come get him! Little freddie is calling ya! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

04-15-2002, 03:59 PM	#126
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	runs to Elfmaster Ooooooh a froggie!!! comes to a screeching halt Freddie?!? I hated that guy! I don't want him! returns to former position and eats another bar of Belgian chocolate. mmm... __________________ We are not things.

04-15-2002, 04:02 PM	#127
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Awww, he's upset now. He used to be called sarah if that helps, before we knew he was a he. Okay, how bout this one. He's a baby! His name is Ligmia __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

04-15-2002, 04:09 PM	#128
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Oh, you're pure evil! __________________ We are not things.

04-15-2002, 04:14 PM	#129
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	I have belgian chocolates! Evil???? MOI innocent smile as on avatar __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

04-15-2002, 04:24 PM	#130
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Ooooh chocolates....pulls herself together No, no by Elbereth you will not trick me! runs off __________________ We are not things.

04-15-2002, 05:03 PM	#131
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Starts nibbling on some rhum-filled chocolates It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it... __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

04-15-2002, 05:41 PM	#133
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Let's see, where was I? Oh yeah. Smites Tess for being a pitiful suck up. Kicks BoP in the arse for trying to hide from the might Taterificus, but forgives her cause she's cool. Turns A E and Anduril into frogs. __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

04-15-2002, 06:44 PM	#135
LuthienTinuviel protector of orphaned rabbits Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kalamazoo... yes, its a real place! Posts: 1,236	i had a frog, his name was kid. i wan't going to use an ax! looks around paranoididly at the trees round her just.. a,..... herring?? squee if a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate i can't quite remember how it goews. is that right? runs from the onsluahgt of herrings hurry BoP, to your box! __________________ Last edited by LuthienTinuviel : 04-15-2002 at 06:47 PM.

04-15-2002, 10:25 PM	#137
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	I really should be moderating this thread. The sperm song is certainly not appropriate for Entmoot. But , eh, whatever. __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

04-16-2002, 07:38 AM	#138
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Runs into room on hearing yellow submarine God dammit! I'll beat you with a foam mallet if you change Queen again!! Or even with the elderberries. MUAHAHAHA! Throws apple at Tinuvielchild, continues to throw elderberries at tater and tessar, gives Earniel-frog the chocolates, admitting she cannot be tempted and i have forgotten why she was trying to lure you to the chocolates in the first place and exits shouting 'Elderberries!' 'Now i'm here' plays in the background __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

04-16-2002, 07:41 AM	#139
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	For a brief moment in time, BoP and her box could be seen ambling through the thread, listening to "Let it Be" really loudly, drowning out the Queen music... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-16-2002, 07:51 AM	#140
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	GRRRR!!!! launches attack on BoP and her box. Steals box then remembers BoP is a friend. BoP is angry but they agree to forget the argument if XK returnd the box. She does. XK smashes CD player to pieces and puts on the radio. It plays Britney Spears. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Radio turned off. XK wishes she didn't sash the Cd player. Silence ensues. In which the fighting starts up again. Xk brings in her holy hand grenade __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

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