06-10-2003, 12:28 PM | #121 |
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Because he heard that the dwarve's there made pancakes of awsomeness!
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06-10-2003, 06:23 PM | #122 |
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He was walking along and thought he strayed into a nightmare when he saw a grungy ranger in the beauty of Rivendell.
"Hey," he said. "Get out of my dream." And then Aragorn ran away screaming because he thought that he had strayed into a nightmare and that all the elves were shrinking. Why is Grima in Saruman's employ?
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06-10-2003, 08:43 PM | #123 | |
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Why did King Theoden have Eomer put in the dungeon?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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06-11-2003, 01:36 PM | #124 |
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Because he was prettier than him
Why are the only dogs you hear of in M E belong to Farmer Maggot? Where did all of the other ones go? |
06-11-2003, 03:28 PM | #125 |
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They were taken by the dark forces and turned into fluffy, four-legged orcs.
How exactly did Gandalf escape the dungeons of the Necromancer when Thrain gave him Thorin's map?
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06-11-2003, 03:44 PM | #126 |
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Using a simple incantation. "Earth wind and fire, back to the Shire!"
What was Orome's favorite aminal to hunt?
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"and then this hobbit was walking, and then this elf jumped out of a bush and totally flipped out on him while wailing on his guitar." "Anglorfin was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of anger; his eyes were bright and keen, and his voice like music; on his brow sat wisdom, and in his hand was great skill." |
06-11-2003, 08:47 PM | #127 |
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Elves, why else do you think he had them all put on the undying lands reserve?
What really caused the downfall of the human race?
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06-11-2003, 09:48 PM | #128 | |
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What is the national holiday of Gondor?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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06-15-2003, 05:16 AM | #129 |
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Ioreth's Birthday.
Why do dwarves have stiff necks?
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06-15-2003, 09:59 AM | #130 | |
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06-15-2003, 10:54 AM | #131 |
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They don't have any pixie dust
Why is Gollum possessed by the ring?
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06-15-2003, 04:33 PM | #132 |
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cause in a past life he was ebeneezer scrooge, and hes addicted to gold.
why did they reforge narsil?
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06-15-2003, 05:34 PM | #133 |
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That guy Gandalf broke it on a stone troll.
What's short, fat, and has hairy feet?
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06-15-2003, 07:30 PM | #134 |
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Bombadillo.
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06-15-2003, 08:06 PM | #135 | |
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Who is the tallest ent?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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06-16-2003, 06:47 PM | #136 |
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Michael Jordent.
Who are the statues of the Argonath?
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06-16-2003, 07:40 PM | #137 |
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Frank and Smith (franks the one with all the bird nest in the eye )
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06-16-2003, 07:47 PM | #138 |
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Down the rabbit hole and past the caterpillar on the mushroom
Why is it that Gandalf can smoke a pipe, drink wine all the time, and explode everything and still be considered a good influence?
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06-16-2003, 10:01 PM | #139 |
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Because if you mention anything otherwise, you'reblasted out of ME. (He's a nasty drunk)
Why is his hat so pointy anyway?
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06-16-2003, 10:04 PM | #140 |
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That's where he hides his stash.
Why do the Ringwraiths talk with such a raspy voice?
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"and then this hobbit was walking, and then this elf jumped out of a bush and totally flipped out on him while wailing on his guitar." "Anglorfin was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of anger; his eyes were bright and keen, and his voice like music; on his brow sat wisdom, and in his hand was great skill." |
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