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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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Oh, I like the Oscar Wilde ones! Hee hee! Well, I don't know who said that quote, but I know it's from "An Ideal Husband." No, really.
Some (one) Athol Fugard: "Mister Frodo and the Hobbits" Um, *goes to bookshelf* Nope, that's all I can think of for now.
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03-24-2002, 07:13 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lothlorien (actually Wales, but let's not talk about that)
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Sauron and the Mountain of Doom
Breakfast at Isengard Witch-King of Angmar's Flying Nazgul Romancing the Ring Mary Pippins I Know What You Did In Mordor I Still Know What You Did In Mordor Nancing With Legolas (joke, found at www.diaries.diagon.org) The Adventures of Eomer Queen Of The Plains The Adventures of Legolas Queen Of Mirkwood
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'So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All you can decide is what to do with the time that is given to you,' - Gandalf the Grey 'I left my body to science, but I'm afraid they've turned it down' - In memory of Graham Chapman 'Rubin sits like Buddah in a 10 foot cell, An innocent man in a living hell,' - From 'Hurricane' by Bob Dylan, the only innocent Hurricane protest song, written stressing the innocence of Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter, a black, middle-weight boxer imprisoned for 19 for a triple murder which he did not commit. |
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03-24-2002, 10:21 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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Istari Advise
We Were Orcs Spidergollum My Fair Shield Maiden 3019: A Middle-Earth Odyssey Samwise McGuirre Autumn in Lorien Gollum's Run
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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03-24-2002, 03:53 PM
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Hoplite Nomad
Join Date: Sep 2001
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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03-24-2002, 04:27 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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Run Frodo Run
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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03-24-2002, 05:41 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Eryn Vorn
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 The Hobittononians The Hitchhiker's Guide to Middle Earth, by Meriadoc Brandybuck (Just stick out your thumb and ask for Dernhelm! And NEVER forget your pipe!) The Silence of the Horses, by Shadowfax (You think we horses wanted to go off to fight for those darn Gondorians?) Gory: The tale of a regiment of black Uruk-hai
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Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears |
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03-24-2002, 07:10 PM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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Little Hobbits (probably already done)
Gandalf's Angels The F.O.T.R. Squad NHIPS - Nazgul Highway Patrol Tree's Company No Hobbit Does It Better The Shirelandar The Accidental Middle-Earth Hero The Net (of Shelob) Mad Sam Mad Sam 2: The Road Hobbit Mad Sam 3: ThunderWeb
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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03-24-2002, 07:56 PM
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Padawan
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Barony of Carolingia
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umm kwijibo, not to be nitpicky but if you want anyone to actually be able to find the reference to 'nancing with legolas' (still the prettiest elf!!
 ) the web address is http://diaries.diagon.org, with no 'www.' in front. yeah. anyway!more Mercedes Lackeys: The Ringbound By the Ring Ring's Pawn Ring's Promise Ring's Price Terry Pratchett: Thief of the Ring (Thief of Time) Ringfather (Hogfather) The Ring (The Truth) what about Maskerade? i can't think of anything for Maskerade...
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There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!! |
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03-24-2002, 08:00 PM
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Padawan
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Barony of Carolingia
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Men in Black by N. Azgul (has that already been done? i forget..)
Agent Elrond Arathorn you're really good at this! i really loved the one, i forget who posted it, sorry, 'Dracula vs. Magneto' 
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There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!! |
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03-24-2002, 09:38 PM
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Elf Lord of the Grey Havens
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: somewhere else
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Eight Non-men Out
Mr. Underhill (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the ring) The Education of Frodo F*O*T*R The Shining... Ring Ringzilla
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There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary Last edited by Cirdan : 03-24-2002 at 09:45 PM. |
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03-24-2002, 10:23 PM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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03-24-2002, 10:46 PM
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Elf Lord of the Grey Havens
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Got the whole DVD collection, which doesn't include 'Paths of Glory' and of course 'Eyes wide Shut'. Oscar update: 2awards so far for FotR
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There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary |
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03-24-2002, 11:00 PM
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Elf Lord of the Grey Havens
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Got the whole DVD collection, which doesn't include 'Paths of Glory' and of course 'Eyes wide Shut'. Oscar update: 2 awards so far for FotR
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There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary |
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03-24-2002, 11:10 PM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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I only have Odyssey, The Shining, and Full Metal. I'm getting Lolita and Dr next.
And yup, I'm keeping posted on Gerbil's thread.
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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03-25-2002, 02:01 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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Maskering? Hmm...I dunno, that IS a hard one...Heh. I just got an illustrated Discworld fable for mis birthday...yum!
oscars final: 4 for LOTR (go Howard Shore!)
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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03-25-2002, 03:50 PM
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Padawan
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Barony of Carolingia
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I just can't believe that Ian McKellan didn't win Best Supporting Actor at the Oscars last night!!! die A Beautiful Mind die!!! now i must kill the creators of A Beautiful Mind...
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There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!! |
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03-25-2002, 04:29 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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Hello, I'm new here and these titles probably aren't very creative but I'll try.
Instead of the Fellowship of the ring: Two Down, Seven to Go... Book One; In Which Nine People Say Farewell to Commen Sense and Start a Long Miserable Journey to Destroy a Ring. Instead of the Two Towers: Gandalf's Return The Tower of the Tie-Dyed Wizard and the other Tower. Instead of Return of the King: The Arwen Factor Strikes Again That's all I can think of right now I'll try and come up with some more later. -Bye
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"5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE.-Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi |
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03-25-2002, 04:51 PM
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Padawan
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Barony of Carolingia
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these are absolutely hilarious people!! keep up the good work!
more terry pratchetts: Bad Omens-the nice and accurate prophesies of Sauron the Abhorred, Ring-forger (Good Omens, the nice and accurate prophesies of Agnes Nutter, witch) argh, i couldn't think of any more. sod off, evil other self. i'm trying to think! oh what a shame. didn't i tell you to sod off?!? yes. i don't want to! please excuse me people, my evil side is getting out and impairing my thinking abilities. like you have any? arrgh!! i never win. 
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There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!! |
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03-25-2002, 05:02 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
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AHHHH! WILLOW! YOU CAME! WHEEEEEE! *jumps around excitedly, smashing into a wall in the process* Ow...anyhow, you're here, which means I can now torture you online as well as off!
And no, those are great. Welcome to the moot, dead person! -tanoliel (aka Lady Macbeth...I vant to kill the king... )
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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03-25-2002, 05:05 PM
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Padawan
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Barony of Carolingia
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tano, you do know that you're crazy, right? but so am i...and so is eruviel, and so is every other bloody poster on the moot. so that's ok then!
and if any of you dare to call me sane...*unspecified threat*
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There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!! |
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