02-27-2008, 04:52 PM | #121 |
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Uruks are running through Rohan with merry and pippin
Uruk 1: *sniffs* Uruk 2: "What is it? What do you smell?" Uruk 1: *sniffs one more time* " Man-flesh! No, wait sorry. That's just barbecue! Uruk 3: What are they cooking? Uruk 1: Hamburgers, chicken, and hot dogs! Uruk 2; Looks like meat is back on the menu boys!
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03-06-2008, 08:03 PM | #122 | |
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03-10-2008, 05:11 PM | #123 | |
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Feramir(Singing): I told the Witch King that I was in love with you.
(Dun dun dun) Feramir(Singing): I told the Witch King that I was in love with you! (Dun dun dun) Feremir(Singing): My friend the Witch King he told me what do do he said say: Ooo-ah ooo ah-ah bing bang walla-walla bing-bang Ooo-ah ooo ah-ah bing-bang walla-walla bing-bang! (Ect.)
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Thread killer Ring smith Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
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03-27-2008, 06:04 PM | #124 |
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Ummmmmm
Wow. This thread is getting reallllly annoying
(Saruman finishes his speech about how Gandalf wants the staffs of all five wizards, etc. etc.) Gandlf: Well, yeah, I do. BUT THAT IS AGAINST THE POINT! YOU ARE AN EVIL WIZARD!!!!! Saruman: NO IM NOT!!!! G: Than who made all thos Uruk-Hai over there? Uruk-Hai 1: Grrrrrrrr S: not me! My, ummmmmm, evil clone! Namuras! U-H1: GRRRRRRRRRRRrrrr G: Really? S:UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (Uruk-Hai army rushes at gandalf. Gandalf sidesteps. Uruk-Hai knock down Isengard.) U-H1:Oops.
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03-30-2008, 04:19 PM | #125 | |
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(Right after Saruman has had his staff broken and been dismissed by Gandalf)
Gandalf: Well that could have gone better (Wormtonge throws the palateir at Gandalf but misses and hits the flagstone Merry is standing on, which in turn flings Merry off into one the many ponds that now fill Isenguard) Merry: Help! Help! Aragorn: Shouldn't someone go get him? Gandalf: Nah, after nearly drowning he'll take better to advice about water.
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07-04-2009, 10:37 AM | #126 | |
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It's the fourth of july so -as I have before- I am going to try to make a funny involving orcs and fireworks...
__________________ Orc 1: I wonder why Gandalf isn't doing a fireworks display this year... Orc 2: Yeah, he's done it every year up till now. Orc 1: But we'll have fireworks anyway! Know why? Orc 2: No... Orc 1: I'm going to put on a fireworks display! (Orc 1 draws a large fireworks rocket out of his pocket) Orc 1: You know, this rocket was pretty hard to find for some reason... (A police officer shows up and arrests Orc 1 for possession of illegal fireworks)
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01-17-2014, 06:03 PM | #127 |
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continue the tread
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