The Entmoot Court - Page 7

Acalewia · 05-23-2010, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Tessar

BOOO!!! HE'S GUILTY!!! *throws popcorn at Jonathan* Booooooo!!!

Be nice to the Attorny General.

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Originally Posted by inked

Hektor is nicht guilty of POWER-ABUSE bekuz de data do NICHT demonstrat inkresd konsumptun during his tenur. De inkres in de eficiensy of de 'Mut serverz ofset any inkres in konsumptun du to Hektor's inimitabl styl und grac in ofis.

Acaly, ris und protekt dein PRESIDANT OF VICE!

Du hast ben remarkably kwiut.

I have been quite because I'm catching up on the thread.

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Originally Posted by Valandil

Someone please add "Nail Biting" to the ever-growing list of charges.

And why would he be nervous, if he wasn't GUILTY!!!???

He is nervous because everyone keeps hollering guilty! and throwing popcorn.

NO WASTING OF GOOD POPCORN ON HECTOR!

Were is the evidence? Unless someone has produced video tape of his so called "video spying" from when he was president, I suggest that charge be dropped. There is only hearsay evidence on that and since this is NOT Salem all of the hearsay evidence should be thrown out.

*pulls out popcorn from her hair* OK who throw the popcorn at me?

**Mari** · 05-23-2010, 02:16 PM

People, PEOPLE! This is not some anarchist country, we are not trying to forcefully remove a president, so no more molotov cocktails, 'kay? Save them for the next Teacup party or sumthin'.

Concerning Hector: I was going to vote not guilty, but then he went and defended himself in such a weak manor. Bad childhood? Blaming the powers that be? Nonsense! Stand up for yourself and explain why your actions were the right ones! Explain why you were misunderstood!
So, to get back to the voting: I vote not guilty in the matter of the charges laid against Hector, but guilty to having a horrible defence. Hire me as your lawyer next time. I can make you a deal and take on your case in exchange for marsh mellows.

trolls' bane · 05-23-2010, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mari

People, PEOPLE! This is not some anarchist country, we are not trying to forcefully remove a president, so no more molotov cocktails, 'kay? Save them for the next Teacup party or sumthin'.

Concerning Hector: I was going to vote not guilty, but then he went and defended himself in such a weak manor. Bad childhood? Blaming the powers that be? Nonsense! Stand up for yourself and explain why your actions were the right ones! Explain why you were misunderstood!
So, to get back to the voting: I vote not guilty in the matter of the charges laid against Hector, but guilty to having a horrible defence. Hire me as your lawyer next time. I can make you a deal and take on your case in exchange for marsh mellows.

*knocks down a big statue of Hector* *stares at it a minute*
Oh, oops.

*begins taking crates of tea from the Courthouse judge's chambers and throws them into the Cafe next door*

Coffeehouse · 05-23-2010, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

*storms into the courtroom leading an angry mob, just in time to hear this speech*

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Originally Posted by inked

Ja, Kafehawz, du iz rit!!!!!

De Atorny General may de Presekutor be, but he iz nicht de Court! Der iz no judicial branch of de Mut! Dis iz eine lynch mob!

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

...BERLIOZ! BERLIOZ! BERLIOZ!...

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Originally Posted by Acalewia

Were is the evidence? Unless someone has produced video tape of his so called "video spying" from when he was president, I suggest that charge be dropped.

The President does not favor the charade of 'Judge' Jonathan! Free Hector! Usurp the Tyranny of Injustice! Forward Entmootians!

Dissolve this Court!

***Tessar*** · 05-23-2010, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Acalewia

*pulls out popcorn from her hair* OK who throw the popcorn at me?

*cough* *whistles innocently*

trolls' bane · 05-23-2010, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffeehouse

The President does not favor the charade of 'Judge' Jonathan! Free Hector! Usurp the Tyranny of Injustice! Forward Entmootians!

Dissolve this Court!

*throws more tea into the Cafe*
TEA PARTYYY!!!
*sets up cups in the Cafe*

(Like carrying the coals to Newcastle.

)

***Jonathan*** · 05-23-2010, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Acalewia

Were is the evidence? Unless someone has produced video tape of his so called "video spying" from when he was president, I suggest that charge be dropped. There is only hearsay evidence on that and since this is NOT Salem all of the hearsay evidence should be thrown out.

By presidential decree, I hereby declare this Court of Honour to be dissolved!

But it's over my dead body that Hector walks away this easy!

*draws sword of justice*
Mari suggested it already on page one. I guess nothing beats the traditional, old-school way of settling matters - by the sword!

En garde, Hector!

***Valandil*** · 05-23-2010, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonathan

By presidential decree, I hereby declare this Court of Honour to be dissolved!

But it's over my dead body that Hector walks away this easy!

*draws sword of justice*
Mari suggested it already on page one. I guess nothing beats the traditional, old-school way of settling matters - by the sword!

En garde, Hector!

Let the Court of DisHonor be convened!!!

Coffeehouse · 05-23-2010, 03:16 PM

By the grace of the President the Court has been dissolved!

The Tyrant Judge has been shamed from his rotting seat of injustice

TOTAL VICTORY!!! *Pop pop pop pop pop!*

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-23-2010, 03:19 PM

Oh, now this is entertaining! *steal's Tessar's popcorn*

Sword vs. conducting baton; which will win?

hectorberlioz · 05-23-2010, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonathan

By presidential decree, I hereby declare this Court of Honour to be dissolved!

But it's over my dead body that Hector walks away this easy!

*draws sword of justice*
Mari suggested it already on page one. I guess nothing beats the traditional, old-school way of settling matters - by the sword!

En garde, Hector!

*an angel of light brings Hector a Really-Awesome-Sword-With-Ruby-Hilt*

You're on

*swings*

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-23-2010, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

*an angel of light . . . *

Or one who appears as such, more like.

Coffeehouse · 05-23-2010, 03:25 PM

Spill each others blood out!

Or poke each others until you're so bruised you can't eat popcorn

***Valandil*** · 05-23-2010, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan

By presidential decree, I hereby declare this Court of Honour to be dissolved!

But it's over my dead body that Hector walks away this easy!

*draws sword of justice*
Mari suggested it already on page one. I guess nothing beats the traditional, old-school way of settling matters - by the sword!

En garde, Hector!

By the way... how do YOU get to make a Presidential Decree???

hectorberlioz · 05-23-2010, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Gwaimir Windgem

Or one who appears as such, more like.

I *parries* Don't. *swing* Have *whack* Time *parry* To *twirl* Discuss *swing, parry, swing, smack!* This!!! >_<

***Earniel*** · 05-23-2010, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mari

Don't look at me. I'm more easily classified as the typical clueless small-town girl. I dunno nuthin' of politics. Unless being against everything counts as being in the opposition.

But you're in Acally's cabinet, you're the Official Critter Wrangler! Doesn't that make you a politician?

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Originally Posted by Tessar

Want some? I have tons.

So that's where the mod lounge's popcorn maker went to!

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Originally Posted by Jonathan

If I may you give some legal advice, Inked;
I see that you don't have a custom title, just the default "Elf Lord". But if you wish not to have that title changed into something nastier, I suggest you be a bit more careful where you post your Euro-English. One day an admin might snap and when you wake up the next day, you're an orc

*Nods*That's the thing with plastic geckos, you never know when they're going to go off...

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

3) Everyone who has been accusing me of something has been A) a mod or admin, B) one of their friends,

We have friends?

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Originally Posted by Coffeehouse

- Failure to provide the defendant with a defence lawyer (every Entmootians right!)

Oh, I'm sure a defence lawyer was assigned. I just assume it was an Ent, and he's still on his way for the hearing. Hoom.

Midge · 05-23-2010, 03:56 PM

I believe that the accusation that the court failed to provide everyone with popcorn is unfounded. All I had to do was ask - that's the way a lot of politics is - they're free, but they're not handouts. It's YOUR fault for not taking advantage of your rights on this one.

Midge · 05-23-2010, 04:15 PM

Oh. I missed the memo that we'd commenced swordfighting (stinking next page!). I think that the Sword of Justice will outdo just about every other sword out there, Hector, even a Really-Awesome-Sword-With-Ruby-Hilt.

Besides, that sword you have, Hector, looks an awful lot like a plain conductor's stick anyway! Are you sure that angel of light was really on your side?

***Jonathan*** · 05-23-2010, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

*an angel of light brings Hector a Really-Awesome-Sword-With-Ruby-Hilt*

You're on

*swings*

You've got friends in high places it seems, Mr ex-president. Btw, I'm gonna underline that ex part!

The war paint is on

*parries Hector's blows so sparks fly from swords*

Acalewia · 05-23-2010, 04:37 PM

Pass the popcorn.

05-23-2010, 02:16 PM	#122
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	People, PEOPLE! This is not some anarchist country, we are not trying to forcefully remove a president, so no more molotov cocktails, 'kay? Save them for the next Teacup party or sumthin'. Concerning Hector: I was going to vote not guilty, but then he went and defended himself in such a weak manor. Bad childhood? Blaming the powers that be? Nonsense! Stand up for yourself and explain why your actions were the right ones! Explain why you were misunderstood! So, to get back to the voting: I vote not guilty in the matter of the charges laid against Hector, but guilty to having a horrible defence. Hire me as your lawyer next time. I can make you a deal and take on your case in exchange for marsh mellows. __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

05-23-2010, 03:16 PM	#129
Coffeehouse Entmoot Minister of Foreign Affairs Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Copenhagen Posts: 2,145	By the grace of the President the Court has been dissolved! The Tyrant Judge has been shamed from his rotting seat of injustice TOTAL VICTORY!!! Pop pop pop pop pop! __________________ "Well, thief! I smell you and I feel your air. I hear your breath. Come along! Help yourself again, there is plenty and to spare."

05-23-2010, 03:19 PM	#130
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Oh, now this is entertaining! steal's Tessar's popcorn Sword vs. conducting baton; which will win? __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-23-2010, 03:25 PM	#133
Coffeehouse Entmoot Minister of Foreign Affairs Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Copenhagen Posts: 2,145	Spill each others blood out! Or poke each others until you're so bruised you can't eat popcorn __________________ "Well, thief! I smell you and I feel your air. I hear your breath. Come along! Help yourself again, there is plenty and to spare."

05-23-2010, 03:56 PM	#137
Midge Faithful Gardener Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I walk here and there, they say... Posts: 3,603	I believe that the accusation that the court failed to provide everyone with popcorn is unfounded. All I had to do was ask - that's the way a lot of politics is - they're free, but they're not handouts. It's YOUR fault for not taking advantage of your rights on this one. __________________ In God I trust, I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? Psalm 56:11 "Starbuck, what do you hear?" "Nothin' but the rain, sir!" "Then grab your gun and bring in the cat." Make sure to check out the C.S. Lewis forum. Game threads, movie and book discussions and more!

05-23-2010, 04:15 PM	#138
Midge Faithful Gardener Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I walk here and there, they say... Posts: 3,603	Oh. I missed the memo that we'd commenced swordfighting (stinking next page!). I think that the Sword of Justice will outdo just about every other sword out there, Hector, even a Really-Awesome-Sword-With-Ruby-Hilt. Besides, that sword you have, Hector, looks an awful lot like a plain conductor's stick anyway! Are you sure that angel of light was really on your side? __________________ In God I trust, I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? Psalm 56:11 "Starbuck, what do you hear?" "Nothin' but the rain, sir!" "Then grab your gun and bring in the cat." Make sure to check out the C.S. Lewis forum. Game threads, movie and book discussions and more!

05-23-2010, 04:37 PM	#140
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Pass the popcorn. __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

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