The Teacup Cafe - Page 68

flupke · 07-18-2005, 12:25 PM

lol, nevermind, I figured it out

.
no offence pointears

EarthBound · 07-18-2005, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spock

...hey, was that an "ears" joke

Oh, I just relized how dry you are

...arid it wonderful to have humor...

Spock · 07-18-2005, 12:51 PM

...whew !

flupke · 07-18-2005, 01:10 PM

It even took me (king of sarcasm) a while to figure that out

Lotesse · 07-18-2005, 01:32 PM

Hi, flupke - just noticed you became a mooter like 2 years ago - where've you been all this time? Here, have a Jaegermeister shot, it's Monday.

flupke · 07-18-2005, 01:38 PM

I've been away for a while, I started on little forums tried to start a few, 1 of them was good but somehow lots of people came there to spam and there was a lot of ****talk. I came back here cuz I started thinking of tooktalk days (where you a member?) so I came here cuz I know lots of them enden up here. But now I'm back, entmoot BEWARE!!!

*takes the shot and askes after: don't you people know tequilla here

*

Lotesse · 07-18-2005, 02:15 PM

Well, I'm glad you're back. I myself have only been on the Moot since like May of this year. Did you bring that bottle of Silver Petron I see over there? Let's make tequila martinis!

flupke · 07-18-2005, 02:26 PM

*Sits down next to lotesse and mekes 2 glasses tequilla sunrise

*

Were you a member of what used to be tooktalk, those days were fun, I still like to know what happened to them, last time I checked they were moving it somewhere else.
But lets forget about tooktalk for now, what have I missed here during my absence

Lotesse · 07-18-2005, 02:41 PM

No, I've no memory of that place... *shakes self out of Gandalf impression* I mean, I don't know this tooktalk. Hey, wanna hear a joke?

EarthBound · 07-18-2005, 03:01 PM

*walks in and speaks into replicator server window*

"I'd like a large cool glass of chocolate milk and some chocolate cream pie*

*slot opens and a glass of pie and a plate of chocolate milk is shoved out*

"Rats, I think it needs some TLC." Kicks replicator repeatedly...

Lotesse · 07-18-2005, 03:30 PM

You guys wanna hear a joke? It's for flupke. Don't worry, you won't laugh because it's not funny. But if you still wanna hear it, I'll tell it.

flupke · 07-18-2005, 03:32 PM

If it's for me, then I wanna hear it

go ahead.
*builds a stage of chairs and tables and puts lotesse on it*

Lotesse · 07-18-2005, 03:38 PM

O.K. *climbs onto stage*

Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. The baby tomato is lagging behind the poppa and momma tomato. The poppa tomato gets mad, goes over to the baby tomato and stamps on him *stamps* and says: catch up.

*climbs off stage and slams a shot of tequila*

flupke · 07-18-2005, 03:41 PM

lol, good one lotesse.

*poors in an other shot of tequilla*

*whispers to other people in the tavern*

Just a few more of these and we can see her dancing on that stage

Lotesse · 07-18-2005, 04:37 PM

I just noticed, there's a lot of us hanging around the Moot today. I always like it when there's a good crowd here. There's a party underway here at the Cafe, too, you know. Tequila and chocolate cake everywhere, it's all happening!

katya · 07-18-2005, 04:46 PM

I'd take some cake. It'll go well with my ice cream.

Gotta love the Pulp Fiction by the way. That's my favourite movie.

Andúril · 07-18-2005, 05:03 PM

I'll take my six vodka shots in a row, thanks. I like an accelerated happy sensation.

Oh, and a double-vodka & coke as well, please. Thanks in advance.

Lotesse · 07-18-2005, 05:05 PM

A Mooter after my own heart!

Tarantino is one of my favourite writer/director's of all.
You know, if you're into chocolate, there's this Godiva chocolate liqueur that's been sitting in the Teacup Cafe's bar cupboards unopened, for ages. Would you care for a Mocha frapuccino with a shot of Godiva liqueur whirled in, topped with whipped choco-creme and sprinkled with semi-sweet Ghirardelli's shavings? And a shot of tequila?

Lotesse · 07-18-2005, 05:07 PM

Well, Anduril, the Coke machine's acting up again, I think there's only Red Bull - is that O.K. with your vodka?

katya · 07-18-2005, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotesse

A Mooter after my own heart!

Tarantino is one of my favourite writer/director's of all.
You know, if you're into chocolate, there's this Godiva chocolate liqueur that's been sitting in the Teacup Cafe's bar cupboards unopened, for ages. Would you care for a Mocha frapuccino with a shot of Godiva liqueur whirled in, topped with whipped choco-creme and sprinkled with semi-sweet Ghirardelli's shavings? And a shot of tequila?

That sounds excellent.

Could I get some fruit salad or something though too?

*sits in corner of cafe reading Silmarillion*

07-18-2005, 01:32 PM	#1345
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Hi, flupke - just noticed you became a mooter like 2 years ago - where've you been all this time? Here, have a Jaegermeister shot, it's Monday. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

07-18-2005, 02:15 PM	#1347
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Well, I'm glad you're back. I myself have only been on the Moot since like May of this year. Did you bring that bottle of Silver Petron I see over there? Let's make tequila martinis! __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

07-18-2005, 02:26 PM	#1348
flupke Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Between this world and reality, or was it the other way around Posts: 70	Sits down next to lotesse and mekes 2 glasses tequilla sunrise Were you a member of what used to be tooktalk, those days were fun, I still like to know what happened to them, last time I checked they were moving it somewhere else. But lets forget about tooktalk for now, what have I missed here during my absence

07-18-2005, 02:41 PM	#1349
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	No, I've no memory of that place... shakes self out of Gandalf impression I mean, I don't know this tooktalk. Hey, wanna hear a joke? __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

07-18-2005, 03:01 PM	#1350
EarthBound Lady Tipple & Queen of Blessed Thistle Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: I've been told it's all in my head Posts: 916	walks in and speaks into replicator server window "I'd like a large cool glass of chocolate milk and some chocolate cream pie* slot opens and a glass of pie and a plate of chocolate milk is shoved out "Rats, I think it needs some TLC." Kicks replicator repeatedly... __________________ Beer + Pizza = N'uff said Happy to be here The HACBR has been alerted to my postings…..Hobbits Against Constant Beer References Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Ben Franklin I want my Mooter T-Shirt!

07-18-2005, 12:25 PM	#1341
flupke Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Between this world and reality, or was it the other way around Posts: 70	lol, nevermind, I figured it out . no offence pointears

07-18-2005, 12:51 PM	#1343
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	...whew !

07-18-2005, 01:10 PM	#1344
flupke Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Between this world and reality, or was it the other way around Posts: 70	It even took me (king of sarcasm) a while to figure that out

07-18-2005, 01:38 PM	#1346
flupke Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Between this world and reality, or was it the other way around Posts: 70	I've been away for a while, I started on little forums tried to start a few, 1 of them was good but somehow lots of people came there to spam and there was a lot of ***talk. I came back here cuz I started thinking of tooktalk days (where you a member?) so I came here cuz I know lots of them enden up here. But now I'm back, entmoot BEWARE!!! takes the shot and askes after: don't you people know tequilla here *

07-18-2005, 03:30 PM	#1351
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	You guys wanna hear a joke? It's for flupke. Don't worry, you won't laugh because it's not funny. But if you still wanna hear it, I'll tell it. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

07-18-2005, 03:32 PM	#1352
flupke Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Between this world and reality, or was it the other way around Posts: 70	If it's for me, then I wanna hear it go ahead. builds a stage of chairs and tables and puts lotesse on it

07-18-2005, 03:38 PM	#1353
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	O.K. climbs onto stage Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. The baby tomato is lagging behind the poppa and momma tomato. The poppa tomato gets mad, goes over to the baby tomato and stamps on him stamps and says: catch up. climbs off stage and slams a shot of tequila __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

07-18-2005, 03:41 PM	#1354
flupke Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Between this world and reality, or was it the other way around Posts: 70	lol, good one lotesse. poors in an other shot of tequilla whispers to other people in the tavern Just a few more of these and we can see her dancing on that stage

07-18-2005, 04:37 PM	#1355
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	I just noticed, there's a lot of us hanging around the Moot today. I always like it when there's a good crowd here. There's a party underway here at the Cafe, too, you know. Tequila and chocolate cake everywhere, it's all happening! __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

07-18-2005, 04:46 PM	#1356
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	I'd take some cake. It'll go well with my ice cream. Gotta love the Pulp Fiction by the way. That's my favourite movie.

07-18-2005, 05:03 PM	#1357
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	I'll take my six vodka shots in a row, thanks. I like an accelerated happy sensation. Oh, and a double-vodka & coke as well, please. Thanks in advance.

07-18-2005, 05:05 PM	#1358
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	A Mooter after my own heart! Tarantino is one of my favourite writer/director's of all. You know, if you're into chocolate, there's this Godiva chocolate liqueur that's been sitting in the Teacup Cafe's bar cupboards unopened, for ages. Would you care for a Mocha frapuccino with a shot of Godiva liqueur whirled in, topped with whipped choco-creme and sprinkled with semi-sweet Ghirardelli's shavings? And a shot of tequila? __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

07-18-2005, 05:07 PM	#1359
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Well, Anduril, the Coke machine's acting up again, I think there's only Red Bull - is that O.K. with your vodka? __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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