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death, the pigs
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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scrabbled for a
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turn on the
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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Merry go round.
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Unfortunately for them,
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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the horses rebelled,
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creating panic and
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Queen of Nargothrond
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Ok folks. The story should have been compiled two pages ago. I am not going to remind you to do it every five pages anymore. You all seem to enjoy making three worders, but not creating the story, so what's the point of doing it? If the story can not be kept up without a reminder, then I will close the thread, and there will be no warning prior to my doing so. If you wish this thread to remain open, then someone needs to compile the story by no later then noon tomorrow EST or it will be closed.
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far away to the land of Valinor, where Telperion was shining and brilliant silver in breathtaking, awesome beauty so they took a silver mask and went to the great mere. They ran away from the herons and the other angry birds, like ravens and eagles tossing the orc meat somewhere unknown buried at the old graveyard near the brandywine bridge. Saddened by the smelly orc flesh the white counsil decided to declare a holiday for the return of the Queen. She had been away kicking kings with her drunk servants. Elessar was sore from his uncomfortable welts and bruises from being kicked repeatedly. He was very angry so he visited Tom to complain about anything and everything. Poor Tom was unprepared for the onslaught of whining inflicted upon him by the pesky King Elessar. Tom threw him out by his pants into the forest where he wailed unceasingly about his stolen kingship. He walked out of the shopping center, run slowly to local Wal-Mart, and bought himself a lurid Hawaii shirt. He jumped happily about, showing off . Unfortunatly he rend his brightly colored shirt. The queen felt sorry for him and kissed his forehead sympathetically. "Whooooooooo!" he said ", fairy smooches are nice." He decided to return the shirt and get a more stylish shirt, and even a pair of elegant socks for his elegant feet. Sadly, the sales did not go well, and the manager threw him into another store, which was more suited to his obscure tastes. In the theatre, he masqueraded as a brightly colored poppy seed seller who really sold peanuts to unfortunate little children who just couldn't stop eating them, since they were crunchy andvery good with lots of salt. However, too much catsup had been put on the roasted chestnuts, so they tasted quite wrong. The queen retched after eating too many, but, minding her manners she kicked the chair over the table and ran out the door into the street raving and screaming about peanuts and pistachios. It was quite a sight for the poor spectators to watch as the pigs had a hog-duel and the clown was defeated miserably. Sinking to the death, the pigs scrabbled for a turn on the Merry go round. Unfortunately for them, the horses rebelled, creating panic and
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pandemonium, screaming and
(thank you mirahzi!!!)
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Queen of Nargothrond
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Thank you Marahzi. Perhaps you could keep the story up on a regular basis.
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wailing at the
Alright, will do. For future reference the next update will be 'on schedule' at the 70th page.
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, who were quite
I feel so mature and responsible now.. which I'm not, by the way ![]()
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violent toward manticores
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and other mythological
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beasties, which Slytherin
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had summoned using
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Rowena, unwilling. Then,
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