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play with their
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07-05-2002, 08:17 AM | #1182 |
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hairy feet with
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Dovie'andi se tovya sagain "Courage my soul, now learn to wield The weight of thine immortal shield Place on thy head thy helmet bright Ballance thy sword against the fight See where an army strong as fair With silken banners spreads the air Now if thy bee'st that thing divine In this days combat let it shine: And shew that nature wants an art To conqeur one resolved heart" Andrew Marvell |
07-05-2002, 05:43 PM | #1183 |
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a very big
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07-05-2002, 06:37 PM | #1184 |
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feather and lotion.
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07-05-2002, 10:29 PM | #1185 |
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Calming their urges,
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07-05-2002, 11:14 PM | #1186 |
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the satisfied hobbits
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07-06-2002, 01:12 AM | #1187 |
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smoked some pipeweed.
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07-06-2002, 01:19 AM | #1188 |
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After they finished
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07-06-2002, 03:41 PM | #1189 |
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they got hungry
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07-06-2002, 03:47 PM | #1190 |
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for a tasty
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07-06-2002, 04:07 PM | #1191 |
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evil demon so
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07-06-2002, 06:59 PM | #1192 |
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they went a-hunting
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07-06-2002, 07:30 PM | #1193 |
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for some oliphaunt
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07-06-2002, 11:17 PM | #1194 |
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07-06-2002, 11:21 PM | #1195 |
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continued their hunt
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07-06-2002, 11:28 PM | #1196 |
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They found 0rc
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07-07-2002, 12:12 AM | #1197 |
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meat under a (an)
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07-07-2002, 03:17 PM | #1198 |
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07-09-2002, 05:27 PM | #1199 |
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they took it
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07-10-2002, 12:29 AM | #1200 |
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to hunt pink bunnies using small clouds of Gandalf's pink formula, which could make milk and cookies rain down, crushing and drowning all orc children in a white tidal wave of desserts and beverages. "Yummy!" said Pippen, who was eating a corn dog with extra relish as he was scratching at his crusty cold sores. "Ugh don't do that!" said Sam, who was extremely pink and fat. Then, without any warning, Pippen turned to the evil hobbit and declared, "I love you!" Unfortunately for him, he threw up a congealed mass of Jello and onions all over his brand new shirt. This was not the plan that Merry had devised to become master of all the nancy little elves, including Legolas and Haldir of Lorien. Unfortunately for Legolas, Haldir had secretly been practicing his elvish dance steps and was improving in his pursuit of nancing perfection. This led to a jealous rage cause the middle of Haldir's dance involved costume change and a funky elf that danced the "forbidden" dance. Legolas was so enraged that he put his tights on backwards accidently and pinched his you know what. He cried and yelled in anguish until he turned "it" purple and fainted with much nancing and drama. Then Tom pulled out his Bombadillo while singing "Diddle! Diddle! Ho!" and all the hobbits were filled with unusual urges to go and play with their hairy feet with a very big feather and lotion. Calming their urges, the satisfied hobbits smoked some pipeweed. After they finished, they got hungry for a tasty evil demon, so they went a-hunting for some oliphaunt. Still hungry, they continued their hunt. They found orc meat under a big house so they took it
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