When I take over the world...... - Page 6

WiseWizard · 09-06-2002, 12:44 PM

I never thought this thread could go so awry in my absence. Actually.....I can, which is extremely disturbing.
Anduril, just leave everyone alone and go cower in your own little corner before I beat you into submission. Okay?
Tano, EG, have fun. In fact *throws water balloon at EG* HA HA HA!!!

Beleg Strongbow · 09-06-2002, 01:32 PM

send Anduril back into the room (the room is locked)!

Blackheart · 09-06-2002, 02:19 PM

If I ruled the world, the first thing I would do is take a vacation, and let everyone decide what to do for themselves.

Then, when they got used to that, I'd eat their brains....

After which there will be a moment of silence.

Elfmaster XK · 09-06-2002, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blackheart
If I ruled the world, the first thing I would do is take a vacation, and let everyone decide what to do for themselves.

Then, when they got used to that, I'd eat their brains....

After which there will be a moment of silence.

Just a moment? How long a moment? Oh, and whats the ruling on no brains?

Blackheart · 09-06-2002, 03:38 PM

No brains=silence.

Elfmaster XK · 09-06-2002, 03:50 PM

*silence*

At least i don't get eaten.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-06-2002, 05:01 PM

I want to rule the universe, but I could be happy with the Hawaiian Islands and Costa Rica. Okay, and a small stretch of the coast in WA.

*throws a water balloon at WW in retaliation*

By they by...the room (the room is locked) is now officially locked.

Tanoliel · 09-06-2002, 07:19 PM

If I ruled the world, I'd ban Anduril from the Moot.

But anyway...like I said, I'm taking Hawaii, even though EG is ruling it for me, and the San Juans, where I'm starting businesses in all walks of life, some of which will take over corportate America (if America even exists in a few years...). However, they will all act to the letter of the law, so that everyone will trust ME and come to MY companies, and that way I'll get all the money.

See? I do have plans after all.

*throws water balloons at WW and EG*

-tano

WiseWizard · 09-06-2002, 11:41 PM

Tano, you would destroy the small businesses which have kept San juan Island sacred? You would deprive these true island people of their quaint little shops? I'm the one letting you onto San Juan in the first place, you know. But if you do that, I'm afraid you'll just have to settle for Hawaii. So there.
And if you do somehow manage to persuade me (I know you can't fool me...but I'm fairly sure you could persuade me

) to let you on the island and you continue with your plans, just make sure not to get rid of Vic's. It's the best semi-fast food joint on the island, and it's just too much good cookin' to let go to waste.
Now prepare to be drenched....*launches water grenade at Tano* 3....2....1....*balloon explodes and soaks tano* HA HA!

Tanoliel · 09-06-2002, 11:47 PM

Of course not! I love small businesses. I'm not going to get rid of them (even though I could probably persuade you to let me...

), I'll just start a few select new ones that are begun on the islands, but go off to take over corporate America. Better that way?

You think I care about getting wet? It's hot in the computer room today.

*lauches five water balloons at myriad people with her handy dandy catapult from Nal*

-tano

WiseWizard · 09-07-2002, 12:08 AM

Ah, I see. Well then, I have no problem with you taking over corporate America....if there's going to be any America to take over once Bush gets done with it.
And no, I don't think you mind getting wet. I actually was trying to do you a favor! I'm glad that my deed not only did service to you, but prompted you to cause a little havoc of your own.

I actually get to help build a catapult next year in physics. *maniacal laughter begins small* No one will be safe, especially not cars on any road within range.

*breaks into full out maniacal laughter*

Andúril · 09-07-2002, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Wise Wizard:
Anduril, just leave everyone alone and go cower in your own little corner before I beat you into submission. Okay?

Am I threatened by this?

Quote:

beleg strongbow:
send Anduril back into the room (the room is locked)!

Why is everyone being so mean to me? Kill you.

Quote:

Eruviel Greenleaf:
By they by...the room (the room is locked) is now officially locked.

Am I allowed visitors? I won't lick. Promise.

Quote:

Tanoliel:
If I ruled the world, I'd ban Anduril from the Moot.

My feelings, oh my feelings are so hurt. Is it because I (supposedly) wanted to lick Eruviel's body (all over), and not yours? Is this jealousy I smell?

I am very sad.

Tanoliel · 09-07-2002, 12:28 PM

It's because you deliberately twisted people's words and fabricated "quotes" and made people say things that they really didn't. Simply because you can and you think it's funny isn't a reason to do it. That's why I'm mad at you. I don't know about other people, but I have a few guesses for them as well.

Hmmm....possibly I should go take it over to save it from Bush....I'd implement an environmental officer who actually believed in the existence of ecosystems and didn't want species extinction!
-tano

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-07-2002, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anduril
Am I allowed visitors? I won't lick. Promise.

No visitors.

Tano, I'll help you save the US (and the world) from Bush! That's partly why I wanted to take over the world anyway...

Andúril · 09-07-2002, 02:45 PM

Tano...

*sincere look*

... I'm deeply sorry. Please don't be mad at me no more. I am truly sorry. How can I make it up to you? I'll do anything to you. Anything at all. Your wish is my command.

Andúril · 09-07-2002, 02:51 PM

No visitors?! Not even BoP, my One True Love?

Will you come and visit me?

Tanoliel · 09-07-2002, 04:26 PM

That's up to BoP.
Er....*wary look* Methinks the lady needs to ponder this for a bit. The lady will take a message and get back to you after she's done being a secretary....

-tano

Lizra · 09-07-2002, 06:24 PM

I'll visit you Anduril, but you'd better wear your diaper!

Tanoliel · 09-07-2002, 06:34 PM

*snerk*

This lady needs ideas on what sort of businesses she should start. I'm taking an informal poll...what should come out of the San Juans?

-tano

WiseWizard · 09-08-2002, 02:00 AM

We should make the San Juans like the Ginaz schools in the Dune series. Each island teaches a different techinque on the road to becoming a swordmaster......
Or we could just monopolize the communications industry.

09-06-2002, 12:44 PM	#1
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	I never thought this thread could go so awry in my absence. Actually.....I can, which is extremely disturbing. Anduril, just leave everyone alone and go cower in your own little corner before I beat you into submission. Okay? Tano, EG, have fun. In fact throws water balloon at EG HA HA HA!!! __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

09-06-2002, 01:32 PM	#2
Beleg Strongbow Truest of Friends Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pennsylvania, but I have a vacation home in the Westfarthing. Posts: 520	send Anduril back into the room (the room is locked)! __________________ "...Beleg Strongbow, truest of friends, greatest in skill of all that harboured in the woods of Beleriand in the Elder Days..." Aure Entuleva! John Kerry for President!

09-06-2002, 02:19 PM	#3
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	If I ruled the world, the first thing I would do is take a vacation, and let everyone decide what to do for themselves. Then, when they got used to that, I'd eat their brains.... After which there will be a moment of silence. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

09-06-2002, 03:38 PM	#5
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	No brains=silence. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

09-06-2002, 03:50 PM	#6
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	silence At least i don't get eaten. __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-06-2002, 05:01 PM	#7
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	I want to rule the universe, but I could be happy with the Hawaiian Islands and Costa Rica. Okay, and a small stretch of the coast in WA. throws a water balloon at WW in retaliation By they by...the room (the room is locked) is now officially locked. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

09-06-2002, 07:19 PM	#8
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	If I ruled the world, I'd ban Anduril from the Moot. But anyway...like I said, I'm taking Hawaii, even though EG is ruling it for me, and the San Juans, where I'm starting businesses in all walks of life, some of which will take over corportate America (if America even exists in a few years...). However, they will all act to the letter of the law, so that everyone will trust ME and come to MY companies, and that way I'll get all the money. See? I do have plans after all. throws water balloons at WW and EG -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-06-2002, 11:41 PM	#9
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Tano, you would destroy the small businesses which have kept San juan Island sacred? You would deprive these true island people of their quaint little shops? I'm the one letting you onto San Juan in the first place, you know. But if you do that, I'm afraid you'll just have to settle for Hawaii. So there. And if you do somehow manage to persuade me (I know you can't fool me...but I'm fairly sure you could persuade me ) to let you on the island and you continue with your plans, just make sure not to get rid of Vic's. It's the best semi-fast food joint on the island, and it's just too much good cookin' to let go to waste. Now prepare to be drenched....launches water grenade at Tano 3....2....1....balloon explodes and soaks tano HA HA! __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

09-06-2002, 11:47 PM	#10
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Of course not! I love small businesses. I'm not going to get rid of them (even though I could probably persuade you to let me...), I'll just start a few select new ones that are begun on the islands, but go off to take over corporate America. Better that way? You think I care about getting wet? It's hot in the computer room today. lauches five water balloons at myriad people with her handy dandy catapult from Nal -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-07-2002, 12:08 AM	#11
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Ah, I see. Well then, I have no problem with you taking over corporate America....if there's going to be any America to take over once Bush gets done with it. And no, I don't think you mind getting wet. I actually was trying to do you a favor! I'm glad that my deed not only did service to you, but prompted you to cause a little havoc of your own. I actually get to help build a catapult next year in physics. maniacal laughter begins small No one will be safe, especially not cars on any road within range. breaks into full out maniacal laughter __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

09-07-2002, 12:28 PM	#13
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	It's because you deliberately twisted people's words and fabricated "quotes" and made people say things that they really didn't. Simply because you can and you think it's funny isn't a reason to do it. That's why I'm mad at you. I don't know about other people, but I have a few guesses for them as well. Hmmm....possibly I should go take it over to save it from Bush....I'd implement an environmental officer who actually believed in the existence of ecosystems and didn't want species extinction! -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-07-2002, 02:45 PM	#15
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Tano... sincere look ... I'm deeply sorry. Please don't be mad at me no more. I am truly sorry. How can I make it up to you? I'll do anything to you. Anything at all. Your wish is my command.

09-07-2002, 02:51 PM	#16
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	No visitors?! Not even BoP, my One True Love? Will you come and visit me?

09-07-2002, 04:26 PM	#17
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	That's up to BoP. Er....wary look Methinks the lady needs to ponder this for a bit. The lady will take a message and get back to you after she's done being a secretary.... -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-07-2002, 06:24 PM	#18
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	I'll visit you Anduril, but you'd better wear your diaper!

09-07-2002, 06:34 PM	#19
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	snerk This lady needs ideas on what sort of businesses she should start. I'm taking an informal poll...what should come out of the San Juans? -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-08-2002, 02:00 AM	#20
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	We should make the San Juans like the Ginaz schools in the Dune series. Each island teaches a different techinque on the road to becoming a swordmaster...... Or we could just monopolize the communications industry. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

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