What would you do if......? - Page 6

Beleg Strongbow · 04-29-2002, 09:32 AM

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Originally posted by Blackheart
I am a responsible adult.

Blackheart · 04-29-2002, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beleg Strongbow

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no Lies.

Wulažg · 04-29-2002, 04:49 PM

It's just that "responsible adult" and "Dwarven Catapult" don't quite mix...

Blackheart · 04-29-2002, 05:14 PM

I said I was a responsible adult... orc.

BeardofPants · 04-29-2002, 05:59 PM

Ah geez, well Mr. Responsible Adult Orc, could you please refrain from chucking the damned little buggers over here? They keep trying to steal my fillings.

Has anyone mentioned downtrouting Elrond? Good! That's what I'll do... sanctimonious b*stard.

Wulažg · 04-29-2002, 06:35 PM

Oh my. Except that it's nthing compared to some stuff earlier in this thread and "the stay at rivendell" thread. No burning of houses/towns/countries. At least swipe Vilya first so he can't blast you out of the Air (hah hah hah...lets see if you get it....)

Blackheart · 04-30-2002, 02:21 AM

You can mess with Elrond all you want.

Us Orcs are lookin for anudder crack at Celebrian.

Beleg Strongbow · 04-30-2002, 11:59 AM

I doubt if a thong-wearing orc could get near to Rivendell.

Blackheart · 04-30-2002, 12:52 PM

Oh... you'd be surprised at what those freaky elves do at parties.

Wulažg · 04-30-2002, 06:59 PM

I'm not surprised at all. I read the Hobbit

Sicirus · 04-30-2002, 08:54 PM

lol. I think we got alittle off subject there
Orc in thongs would kinda scare me.
And I realy doubt it if Celebrian would ever go near an Orc.

"Galloping down the road at night . Not a famouse knight ,King or queen. But Sicirus the weary wolf at flight."

Blackheart · 05-01-2002, 01:19 AM

Ohh. That's just what she told her husband.

I mean, she was a little doubtful at first

Off subject? What subject? There was a subject?

BeardofPants · 05-01-2002, 01:26 AM

It must be that special brand of thong wearing, orc lovin'.

And yes, yes, I get the "air" joke. Just thought it was too lame to respond to. :P

Blackheart · 05-01-2002, 01:34 AM

Branding? On the first date?

BeardofPants · 05-01-2002, 01:38 AM

Most definately! Nothing like a good branding in the hostile plains of middle earth....

Blackheart · 05-01-2002, 02:28 AM

With the wind in your face... a good horse under you.... and the thundering herds of hobbits milling around the mushroom prairies.

Hiya. get along lil doggies. All you Bracegirdles and Proudfoots and Bolgers and Bucks,
Eating and belching, and swimming rivers like ducks...

Oops. Lost the whole herd there. Dang, they swim like rocks!

Wulažg · 05-01-2002, 07:06 PM

See, you need Brandybucks, who can actually swim.

Blackheart · 05-01-2002, 07:25 PM

Range fed Brandybucks.... mmmmm.

Beleg Strongbow · 05-02-2002, 12:10 PM

Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Hobbit!
<<Picture of Balrog with red 'milk mustache' giving thumbs-up>>

Also...
Got Udun?
<<See previous picture>>

Wulažg · 05-02-2002, 04:05 PM

But in my Quenya dictionary it says "Ealar are spirits whose natural state is to exist without a body, e.g. Balrogs"

So how does it have a red milk mustache?

04-29-2002, 05:14 PM	#104
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	I said I was a responsible adult... orc. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-29-2002, 05:59 PM	#105
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Ah geez, well Mr. Responsible Adult Orc, could you please refrain from chucking the damned little buggers over here? They keep trying to steal my fillings. Has anyone mentioned downtrouting Elrond? Good! That's what I'll do... sanctimonious b*stard. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-30-2002, 02:21 AM	#107
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	You can mess with Elrond all you want. Us Orcs are lookin for anudder crack at Celebrian. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-30-2002, 11:59 AM	#108
Beleg Strongbow Truest of Friends Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pennsylvania, but I have a vacation home in the Westfarthing. Posts: 520	I doubt if a thong-wearing orc could get near to Rivendell. __________________ "...Beleg Strongbow, truest of friends, greatest in skill of all that harboured in the woods of Beleriand in the Elder Days..." Aure Entuleva! John Kerry for President!

04-30-2002, 12:52 PM	#109
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Oh... you'd be surprised at what those freaky elves do at parties. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-29-2002, 04:49 PM	#103
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	It's just that "responsible adult" and "Dwarven Catapult" don't quite mix...

04-29-2002, 06:35 PM	#106
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	Oh my. Except that it's nthing compared to some stuff earlier in this thread and "the stay at rivendell" thread. No burning of houses/towns/countries. At least swipe Vilya first so he can't blast you out of the Air (hah hah hah...lets see if you get it....)

04-30-2002, 06:59 PM	#110
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	I'm not surprised at all. I read the Hobbit

04-30-2002, 08:54 PM	#111
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	lol. I think we got alittle off subject there Orc in thongs would kinda scare me. And I realy doubt it if Celebrian would ever go near an Orc. "Galloping down the road at night . Not a famouse knight ,King or queen. But Sicirus the weary wolf at flight."

05-01-2002, 01:19 AM	#112
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Ohh. That's just what she told her husband. I mean, she was a little doubtful at first Off subject? What subject? There was a subject? __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

05-01-2002, 01:26 AM	#113
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	It must be that special brand of thong wearing, orc lovin'. And yes, yes, I get the "air" joke. Just thought it was too lame to respond to. :P __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-01-2002, 01:34 AM	#114
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Branding? On the first date? __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

05-01-2002, 01:38 AM	#115
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Most definately! Nothing like a good branding in the hostile plains of middle earth.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-01-2002, 02:28 AM	#116
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	With the wind in your face... a good horse under you.... and the thundering herds of hobbits milling around the mushroom prairies. Hiya. get along lil doggies. All you Bracegirdles and Proudfoots and Bolgers and Bucks, Eating and belching, and swimming rivers like ducks... Oops. Lost the whole herd there. Dang, they swim like rocks! __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

05-01-2002, 07:06 PM	#117
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	See, you need Brandybucks, who can actually swim.

05-01-2002, 07:25 PM	#118
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Range fed Brandybucks.... mmmmm. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

05-02-2002, 12:10 PM	#119
Beleg Strongbow Truest of Friends Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pennsylvania, but I have a vacation home in the Westfarthing. Posts: 520	Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Hobbit! <<Picture of Balrog with red 'milk mustache' giving thumbs-up>> Also... Got Udun? <<See previous picture>> __________________ "...Beleg Strongbow, truest of friends, greatest in skill of all that harboured in the woods of Beleriand in the Elder Days..." Aure Entuleva! John Kerry for President!

05-02-2002, 04:05 PM	#120
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	But in my Quenya dictionary it says "Ealar are spirits whose natural state is to exist without a body, e.g. Balrogs" So how does it have a red milk mustache?