Light Of Evil - Page 6

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 10:51 PM

O Merciful God Tater....

*at which point BoP kisses Tater's divine feet - ever mindful of the fake hobbit hair....*

LuthienTinuviel · 04-13-2002, 10:56 PM

wouldn't the hair get stuck in your teeth??

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 11:00 PM

What do I care, it's divine hair!

*pulls plastic hair out from teeth*

Now all I need is a shrine...

Rána Eressëa · 04-14-2002, 01:27 AM

Jeez, that's frightening. Can't we just laugh and point at him and say he doesn't really exist? I mean, after all, how many of you have actually seen this Taterificus?! 'Tis a figment of your imagination, I say! Do not follow!

BeardofPants · 04-14-2002, 01:43 AM

If I laugh at him, he might smite me, and then I'll burn in the fires of eternal damnation. No thanks, I'd rather blindly follow the Divine Spud.

***Earniel*** · 04-14-2002, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rána Eressëa
Well, in the US of A we have many terms for 'swearing', such as 'cursing', 'cussing', 'French' (Sometimes when people curse, they say, "Pardon my French." Odd, isn't it? I don't get it myself.)

Maybe because of Monty Python?

Taterificus heh? You wear the same kind of dresses then? Wow,bad mental picture!Very bad!

FrodoFriend · 04-14-2002, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
If I laugh at him, he might smite me, and then I'll burn in the fires of eternal damnation. No thanks, I'd rather blindly follow the Divine Spud.

'Elp, 'elp, I'm bein' oppressed! Whatever happened to separation of Church and Messageboard?

Elfmaster XK · 04-14-2002, 02:36 PM

Oops, this was double post. Sos Ppl

Elfmaster XK · 04-14-2002, 02:38 PM

Monty Python is cool!

'Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of cabbage!! Now go away or i shall taunt you a second time!'

heh heh! I think that was the quote (or something similar)!

***Earniel*** · 04-14-2002, 02:56 PM

Fetchez la vache! *launches bovine munition at Elfmaster*

Elfmaster XK · 04-14-2002, 02:59 PM

*Dodges Earniel's attack and shouts...*

RUN AWAY!!!!

*Hides in forest to plot and comes across wooden rabbit*

MWHAHAHAHA!!

*catapults it at Earniel*

***Earniel*** · 04-14-2002, 03:35 PM

IEP!

*erects forcefield (the bumby kind) wooden rabbit bounces off and returns to point of origin. neheheheh!

BeardofPants · 04-14-2002, 05:30 PM

What's this about a wooden rabbit, and bovine flinging? er...

*ducks to avoid jersey cow*

Oi!

Elfmaster XK · 04-15-2002, 04:58 AM

*Borrows BoP's Box and fills it with crabs*

Oh Earniel, i bring forth a gift!!

*Earniel takes box and oppens it to be attacked by the crabs! Gives BoP box back fully cleaned out*

MWHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Darth Tater · 04-15-2002, 09:43 AM

That's "smells of elderberries" you putrid fools! I will smotalize you all! And don't you forget it!

BeardofPants · 04-15-2002, 09:47 AM

*BoP whips out box*

*Ducks underneath it's now + 5 protection*

*Scuttles after Darth Tater with the sole intention of.... [edit]*

***Tessar*** · 04-15-2002, 09:59 AM

*whips out sword of death and destruction™ 3d16+9 and easily smashes the box to nothingness*

SUPPORT TATER! PROTECT THE ALL POWERFUL TATER! BOW TO HIM!

*kneels to the all powerful TATAER but trips over the sword of death and destruction™ 3d16+9 and ends up falling prostrate*

BeardofPants · 04-15-2002, 10:01 AM

Hah! You fool! You can not destroy me, I am of the Mighty Three, and I am the head church dude person. Darth Tater needs me...

Elfmaster XK · 04-15-2002, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darth Tater
That's "smells of elderberries" you putrid fools! I will smotalize you all! And don't you forget it!

Oh spudly one, i do apologise!!

*Picks up elderberries and hurls them at Tater and Tessar. Joins BoP in hiding behind the box*

***Earniel*** · 04-15-2002, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
*Borrows BoP's Box and fills it with crabs*

Oh Earniel, i bring forth a gift!!

*Earniel takes box and oppens it to be attacked by the crabs! Gives BoP box back fully cleaned out*

MWHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Crabs! Woohooo! Can I keep them? I used to pester the little bastards whenever I laid eyes upon one. A worthy gift indeed. In exchange I shall give thee a bit of advise. Eärniel of the Mighty Three (being MOI

) fears no crawling creatures nor slimy ones. (see picture of me thread for reference) In fact I like them and try to turn their short lifes into a hell. *drops the largest and most annoyed crab in the box where Elfmaster is hiding*

04-13-2002, 10:51 PM	#101
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	O Merciful God Tater.... at which point BoP kisses Tater's divine feet - ever mindful of the fake hobbit hair.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-13-2002, 10:56 PM	#102
LuthienTinuviel protector of orphaned rabbits Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kalamazoo... yes, its a real place! Posts: 1,236	wouldn't the hair get stuck in your teeth?? __________________

04-13-2002, 11:00 PM	#103
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	What do I care, it's divine hair! pulls plastic hair out from teeth Now all I need is a shrine... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-14-2002, 01:43 AM	#105
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	If I laugh at him, he might smite me, and then I'll burn in the fires of eternal damnation. No thanks, I'd rather blindly follow the Divine Spud. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-14-2002, 02:36 PM	#108
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Oops, this was double post. Sos Ppl __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK Last edited by Elfmaster XK : 04-14-2002 at 02:39 PM.

04-14-2002, 01:27 AM	#104
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	Jeez, that's frightening. Can't we just laugh and point at him and say he doesn't really exist? I mean, after all, how many of you have actually seen this Taterificus?! 'Tis a figment of your imagination, I say! Do not follow!

04-14-2002, 02:38 PM	#109
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Monty Python is cool! 'Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of cabbage!! Now go away or i shall taunt you a second time!' heh heh! I think that was the quote (or something similar)! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

04-14-2002, 02:56 PM	#110
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Fetchez la vache! launches bovine munition at Elfmaster __________________ We are not things.

04-14-2002, 02:59 PM	#111
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Dodges Earniel's attack and shouts... RUN AWAY!!!! Hides in forest to plot and comes across wooden rabbit MWHAHAHAHA!! catapults it at Earniel __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

04-14-2002, 03:35 PM	#112
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	IEP! *erects forcefield (the bumby kind) wooden rabbit bounces off and returns to point of origin. neheheheh! __________________ We are not things.

04-14-2002, 05:30 PM	#113
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	What's this about a wooden rabbit, and bovine flinging? er... ducks to avoid jersey cow Oi! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-15-2002, 04:58 AM	#114
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Borrows BoP's Box and fills it with crabs Oh Earniel, i bring forth a gift!! Earniel takes box and oppens it to be attacked by the crabs! Gives BoP box back fully cleaned out MWHHAHAHAHA!!!!!! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

04-15-2002, 09:43 AM	#115
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	That's "smells of elderberries" you putrid fools! I will smotalize you all! And don't you forget it! __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

04-15-2002, 09:47 AM	#116
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	BoP whips out box Ducks underneath it's now + 5 protection Scuttles after Darth Tater with the sole intention of.... [edit] __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-15-2002, 09:59 AM	#117
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	whips out sword of death and destruction™ 3d16+9 and easily smashes the box to nothingness SUPPORT TATER! PROTECT THE ALL POWERFUL TATER! BOW TO HIM! kneels to the all powerful TATAER but trips over the sword of death and destruction™ 3d16+9 and ends up falling prostrate

04-15-2002, 10:01 AM	#118
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Hah! You fool! You can not destroy me, I am of the Mighty Three, and I am the head church dude person. Darth Tater needs me... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

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