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FrodoFriend · 04-04-2002, 11:39 PM

You'll probably have to send your letters to RE's or my house, since we're going to kidnap him and all.

TinuvielChild · 04-04-2002, 11:42 PM

lol FF!! can i help???

no seriously tho.

FrodoFriend · 04-04-2002, 11:45 PM

If you can prove you're a Halfwit.

Our ranks swell, RE!!

TinuvielChild · 04-04-2002, 11:55 PM

how do i prove i'm a Halfwit? does falling for all the april fools pranks on Entmoot count??

FrodoFriend · 04-05-2002, 12:08 AM

Oh, shush.

We can't help it, we're Halfwits.

The Three Pillars of Halfwitism:

1) Thou must love Elijah.
2) Thou must be a control freak.
3) Thou must be half-witted!

Having a strange sense of humor helps as well. If you qualify, you get in on the Halfwit Hitlist and the Halfwit Resolutions! *dramatic music*

TinuvielChild · 04-05-2002, 12:15 AM

ooohhhhhhhhhh yeah, i'm definitely a halfwit!!

TinuvielChild · 04-05-2002, 12:18 AM

oh and is the Halfwit Hitlist anything like Sam's hitlist from the diaries.diagon.org diaries? the one that me and Daughter of Elros are on, with Aragorn at the top for being a pervy hobbit-fancier?

basically, for those who haven't read the diaries, in every diary it says something like "Aragorn obviously fancies Frodo. Sam will kill him if he tries anything", and i am on Sam's hitlist.

FrodoFriend · 04-05-2002, 12:21 AM

No, not that kind of Hitlist. We don't have any Tolkien characters on it (yet). The names thereupon are not to be mentioned publicly (especially on Entmoot).

TinuvielChild · 04-05-2002, 12:24 AM

aaaahhhhhhhhh i see! (i see said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw) lol. have you read the diaries FF? you have to if you haven't they're extraordinarily funny!!!

FrodoFriend · 04-05-2002, 12:27 AM

Yeah, I've read the Diaries. I want a "Pervy Hobbit Fancier" shirt! I'd wear it everywhere!

TinuvielChild · 04-05-2002, 12:38 AM

take a black t-shirt (or a white one) and some fabric paint, and paint the words "Pervy Hobbit-Fancier" on it! and on the back, maybe "Frodo Lives!!...at my house"

voila! your custom Frodo-loving T-shirt! (about to go do this next vacation week!)

FrodoFriend · 04-05-2002, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TinuvielChild
take a black t-shirt (or a white one) and some fabric paint, and paint the words "Pervy Hobbit-Fancier" on it! and on the back, maybe "Frodo Lives!!...at my house"

voila! your custom Frodo-loving T-shirt! (about to go do this next vacation week!)

Wow, that's a brilliant idea! (Are you sure you're half-witted?

) I think I'll do that now.

galadriel88 · 04-05-2002, 09:18 AM

Can I be a halfwit? Puh-leeeeeeeese??? Pretty please? Pretty please with sugar on top?? I wanna write to 'Lijah too!!!

***Tessar*** · 04-05-2002, 09:34 AM

Glad! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *pant pant* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

emplynx · 04-05-2002, 10:14 AM

I don't really want Elijah, but Liv Tyler was pretty hot.

Darth Tater · 04-05-2002, 10:34 AM

Miranda Otto lives in my room.

LuthienTinuviel · 04-05-2002, 12:54 PM

Quote:

And you let him go? What is wrong with you?????

yea, i was expecting something from the old "what would you do?? heh heh.. "post or something.. c'mon, tell us hes locked away in your basement!

Rána Eressëa · 04-05-2002, 01:54 PM

Quote:

The Three Pillars of Halfwitism:

1) Thou must love Elijah.
2) Thou must be a control freak.
3) Thou must be half-witted!

I believe we changed the first one to "Thou must love and be obsessed with Elijah." Makes it the more dramatic.

***Earniel*** · 04-05-2002, 02:33 PM

Say halfwits, what's a control freak by your definition?

Rána Eressëa · 04-05-2002, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eärniel
Say halfwits, what's a control freak by your definition?

"Our way or the highway!" . . . as you see, we work in groups.

Frightening thought, eh?

04-04-2002, 11:39 PM	#101
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	You'll probably have to send your letters to RE's or my house, since we're going to kidnap him and all. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-04-2002, 11:42 PM	#102
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	lol FF!! can i help??? no seriously tho. __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

04-04-2002, 11:45 PM	#103
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	If you can prove you're a Halfwit. Our ranks swell, RE!! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-04-2002, 11:55 PM	#104
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	how do i prove i'm a Halfwit? does falling for all the april fools pranks on Entmoot count?? __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

04-05-2002, 12:08 AM	#105
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Oh, shush. We can't help it, we're Halfwits. The Three Pillars of Halfwitism: 1) Thou must love Elijah. 2) Thou must be a control freak. 3) Thou must be half-witted! Having a strange sense of humor helps as well. If you qualify, you get in on the Halfwit Hitlist and the Halfwit Resolutions! dramatic music __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-05-2002, 12:15 AM	#106
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	ooohhhhhhhhhh yeah, i'm definitely a halfwit!! __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

04-05-2002, 12:18 AM	#107
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	oh and is the Halfwit Hitlist anything like Sam's hitlist from the diaries.diagon.org diaries? the one that me and Daughter of Elros are on, with Aragorn at the top for being a pervy hobbit-fancier? basically, for those who haven't read the diaries, in every diary it says something like "Aragorn obviously fancies Frodo. Sam will kill him if he tries anything", and i am on Sam's hitlist. __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

04-05-2002, 12:21 AM	#108
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	No, not that kind of Hitlist. We don't have any Tolkien characters on it (yet). The names thereupon are not to be mentioned publicly (especially on Entmoot). __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-05-2002, 12:24 AM	#109
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	aaaahhhhhhhhh i see! (i see said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw) lol. have you read the diaries FF? you have to if you haven't they're extraordinarily funny!!! __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

04-05-2002, 12:27 AM	#110
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Yeah, I've read the Diaries. I want a "Pervy Hobbit Fancier" shirt! I'd wear it everywhere! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-05-2002, 12:38 AM	#111
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	take a black t-shirt (or a white one) and some fabric paint, and paint the words "Pervy Hobbit-Fancier" on it! and on the back, maybe "Frodo Lives!!...at my house" voila! your custom Frodo-loving T-shirt! (about to go do this next vacation week!) __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

04-05-2002, 09:18 AM	#113
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	Can I be a halfwit? Puh-leeeeeeeese??? Pretty please? Pretty please with sugar on top?? I wanna write to 'Lijah too!!! __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

04-05-2002, 09:34 AM	#114
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	Glad! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pant pant OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

04-05-2002, 10:14 AM	#115
emplynx Self-Appointed Lord of the Free Peoples of the General Messages Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,214	I don't really want Elijah, but Liv Tyler was pretty hot.

04-05-2002, 10:34 AM	#116
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Miranda Otto lives in my room. __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

04-05-2002, 02:33 PM	#119
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Say halfwits, what's a control freak by your definition? __________________ We are not things.