What's your favorite non-human race in LOTR? - Page 6

afro-elf · 04-16-2002, 01:56 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants

STILL MY box! Get your mind out from the dregs of humanity, you filthy minded elf. Now take back the sacriligious comments, before I decide to give you a wedgie.

I recant

too tired to even attempt a witty reply

Blackheart · 04-16-2002, 10:51 AM

<MY box! You can't have it. >

Dat whut dey all say.

Hmmp. Bet it taste like cardboard anyway.

TwirlingString · 04-16-2002, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by Menelvagor
Yes! Another eagle fan! You have to admit it is amusing the way they always swoop in at the very last minute to save the day.

J'adore eagles. they are cool. But the Dwarves rock! (THen again they always do, wait did I make a pun?)

BeardofPants · 04-16-2002, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blackheart
<MY box! You can't have it. >

Dat whut dey all say.

Hmmp. Bet it taste like cardboard anyway.

Must not reply... must not reply... must ... control.... fist... of.... death....

*Puts ignoring cap on*

TwirlingString · 04-16-2002, 06:12 PM

Okay, somebody explain the box.

Blackheart · 04-17-2002, 12:29 AM

<Must not reply... must not reply... must ... control.... fist... of.... death....

*Puts ignoring cap on*>

Nyah Nyah!

*Does the orkish dance of taunting*

<Okay, somebody explain the box.>

Well, youse see- dere wuz dis German guy named Frued......

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 12:32 AM

By Eru, you've asked for it!!

*BoP leaps upon Blackheart*

<CHOMP!>

TwirlingString · 04-17-2002, 01:00 PM

Who's Eru. I think we've started to kill this thread, so let's get back on subject. What's your favorite non-human race?

Blackheart · 04-17-2002, 01:38 PM

Ahhhh!

*Grimaces in pain*

She bit me!

*Smiles a crooked fanged smile*

Ahh, youse is familar wif ork customs I see.

Very well I accept your proposal.

Let the nuptual feast begin!

Orcs of course! The eventual succesors to Arda.

TwirlingString · 04-17-2002, 01:40 PM

I think my request is now impossible, never mind.

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blackheart
Ahhhh!

*Grimaces in pain*

She bit me!

*Smiles a crooked fanged smile*

Ahh, youse is familar wif ork customs I see.

Very well I accept your proposal.

Let the nuptual feast begin!

Orcs of course! The eventual succesors to Arda.

I think my new favourite, and previously over-looked race, are orcs...

Wulažg · 04-17-2002, 05:19 PM

Awww..... Come on, there are much better things than pitiful GOBLINS out there, like dragons, werewolves, and vampires. GO ANCALAGON!

Wulažg · 04-17-2002, 05:22 PM

Lets see how long it takes for Blackheart to jump me. Just remember, trolls are better than orcs. And I'm just pissed since my û didn't show up and everyone is misspelling my username.

Blackheart · 04-17-2002, 05:41 PM

Youse need jumpin?

I call you a she-ork.

*blows a horn shaped curiously like a bugle, but which is actually shaped more like a horn than a bugle*

*Seconds later a whirling figure appears, that looks curiously like Taz in a red dress*

Hmm, musta got da wrong notes.... Don worry- da bites will heal in a few days.

<I think my new favourite, and previously over-looked race, are orcs... >

Me thinks I could go for that.... Saaay- you aren't by any chance from Dunland are you?

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by Blackheart
Me thinks I could go for that.... Saaay- you aren't by any chance from Dunland are you?

Nope, you must be thinking of some other Dunland chick....

So, am I the only one around here that has fallen for the charms of the orcs? Anybody else?

TwirlingString · 04-17-2002, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by Wulažg
Awww..... Come on, there are much better things than pitiful GOBLINS out there, like dragons, werewolves, and vampires. GO ANCALAGON!

Most definatly agree. Werecats are better than werewolves.

Blackheart · 04-18-2002, 12:30 AM

Werewyrms to the east are wild I hear...

But no one beats da uruk for sheer meanness and toughness. Not eben da stumps wif legz.

Oh yes, and dere native charm

Michelle The Fair · 04-18-2002, 11:23 AM

Iwould have to say Elves, for their beauty , wisdom, agility,grace. Hobbits For thier peaceful lifstyles. and the ears

Blackheart · 04-18-2002, 12:15 PM

Hobbits are good because they fit in a kettle without 'aving to be folded over much!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 04-18-2002, 04:23 PM

Blackheart. You scare me. *runs and hides from Blackheart. On second thought, I think I'll just come to the moot armed for my protection against Blackheart and other orcish sorts. Just for safety, I promise* Don't eat the poor hobbitsessss....

04-16-2002, 10:51 AM	#102
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	<MY box! You can't have it. > Dat whut dey all say. Hmmp. Bet it taste like cardboard anyway. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-16-2002, 06:12 PM	#105
TwirlingString Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My mother would say somewhere between the adult mystery section and the YA sci-fi Posts: 489	Okay, somebody explain the box. __________________ "The Astels are an emotional people. They cry at the drop of a handkerchief. Their culture is much like that of Pelosia. They're extremely devot and invincibly backward. It's been demonstrated to them over an over that serfdom is an archaic, inefficent institution, but they maintain it anyway--largely at the connivance of the serfs thmselves. Astellian nobles don't exert themselves in any way, so they have no concept of human endurance. The serfs take advantage of that outrageously. Astellian serfs have been known to collapse from sheer exhauston at the very mention of such unpleasant words as 'reaping' or 'digging'." ----------------------------------------------- “They lost him?!” Lupin asked , amazed. “Voldemort has been after Harry for 15 years, and then he misplaces him?!”

04-17-2002, 12:29 AM	#106
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	<Must not reply... must not reply... must ... control.... fist... of.... death.... Puts ignoring cap on> Nyah Nyah! Does the orkish dance of taunting <Okay, somebody explain the box.> Well, youse see- dere wuz dis German guy named Frued...... __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-17-2002, 12:32 AM	#107
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	By Eru, you've asked for it!! BoP leaps upon Blackheart <CHOMP!> __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-17-2002, 01:00 PM	#108
TwirlingString Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My mother would say somewhere between the adult mystery section and the YA sci-fi Posts: 489	Who's Eru. I think we've started to kill this thread, so let's get back on subject. What's your favorite non-human race? __________________ "The Astels are an emotional people. They cry at the drop of a handkerchief. Their culture is much like that of Pelosia. They're extremely devot and invincibly backward. It's been demonstrated to them over an over that serfdom is an archaic, inefficent institution, but they maintain it anyway--largely at the connivance of the serfs thmselves. Astellian nobles don't exert themselves in any way, so they have no concept of human endurance. The serfs take advantage of that outrageously. Astellian serfs have been known to collapse from sheer exhauston at the very mention of such unpleasant words as 'reaping' or 'digging'." ----------------------------------------------- “They lost him?!” Lupin asked , amazed. “Voldemort has been after Harry for 15 years, and then he misplaces him?!”

04-17-2002, 01:38 PM	#109
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Ahhhh! Grimaces in pain She bit me! Smiles a crooked fanged smile Ahh, youse is familar wif ork customs I see. Very well I accept your proposal. Let the nuptual feast begin! Orcs of course! The eventual succesors to Arda. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-17-2002, 01:40 PM	#110
TwirlingString Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My mother would say somewhere between the adult mystery section and the YA sci-fi Posts: 489	I think my request is now impossible, never mind. __________________ "The Astels are an emotional people. They cry at the drop of a handkerchief. Their culture is much like that of Pelosia. They're extremely devot and invincibly backward. It's been demonstrated to them over an over that serfdom is an archaic, inefficent institution, but they maintain it anyway--largely at the connivance of the serfs thmselves. Astellian nobles don't exert themselves in any way, so they have no concept of human endurance. The serfs take advantage of that outrageously. Astellian serfs have been known to collapse from sheer exhauston at the very mention of such unpleasant words as 'reaping' or 'digging'." ----------------------------------------------- “They lost him?!” Lupin asked , amazed. “Voldemort has been after Harry for 15 years, and then he misplaces him?!”

04-17-2002, 05:19 PM	#112
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	Awww..... Come on, there are much better things than pitiful GOBLINS out there, like dragons, werewolves, and vampires. GO ANCALAGON!

04-17-2002, 05:22 PM	#113
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	Lets see how long it takes for Blackheart to jump me. Just remember, trolls are better than orcs. And I'm just pissed since my û didn't show up and everyone is misspelling my username.

04-17-2002, 05:41 PM	#114
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Youse need jumpin? I call you a she-ork. blows a horn shaped curiously like a bugle, but which is actually shaped more like a horn than a bugle Seconds later a whirling figure appears, that looks curiously like Taz in a red dress Hmm, musta got da wrong notes.... Don worry- da bites will heal in a few days. <I think my new favourite, and previously over-looked race, are orcs... > Me thinks I could go for that.... Saaay- you aren't by any chance from Dunland are you? __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-18-2002, 12:30 AM	#117
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Werewyrms to the east are wild I hear... But no one beats da uruk for sheer meanness and toughness. Not eben da stumps wif legz. Oh yes, and dere native charm __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... Last edited by Blackheart : 04-18-2002 at 12:35 AM.

04-18-2002, 11:23 AM	#118
Michelle The Fair Enting Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Chithaeglir (Misty Mountains) Posts: 86	Iwould have to say Elves, for their beauty , wisdom, agility,grace. Hobbits For thier peaceful lifstyles. and the ears __________________ "And so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. Gandalf the Grey "PIPPIN LIVES in MY HEART!!!!!!!'

04-18-2002, 12:15 PM	#119
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Hobbits are good because they fit in a kettle without 'aving to be folded over much! __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-18-2002, 04:23 PM	#120
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Blackheart. You scare me. runs and hides from Blackheart. On second thought, I think I'll just come to the moot armed for my protection against Blackheart and other orcish sorts. Just for safety, I promise Don't eat the poor hobbitsessss.... __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

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