Entmoot Christmas Party, 2005!!!! - Page 6

Spock · 12-14-2005, 02:37 PM

[SIZE=1]beams down and looks around....ducks an arrow, leaves a recorded message[/SIZE

I'll starve before you guys get the cooking done. Stop with the playing until after we eat.

The last sane person · 12-14-2005, 02:39 PM

Shah: He's right. Lief, you and I to the ovens!

*and so, the ducks were done shortly after, and the table was to be set*

Shah: Spock, get your Behind down here and help with the food placing, or no duck for you! Cant just beam away from the party till its time to eat!

Lief: and anyways, the ducks are done!

Spock · 12-14-2005, 02:42 PM

...quickly beams down, and helps set the tables which are under a giant spruce.....after the napkins are set......sits patiently waiting for the carving to begin

The last sane person · 12-14-2005, 02:51 PM

Rian: Whew, that got him done fast!

Shah: No kidding! Hey spock, you want to do us the honors and carve the duck? We'll wait for the others to come and say grace if that is their tradition, but you can do your Vulcan thing with the ducks!

Telcontar_Dunedain · 12-14-2005, 02:59 PM

TD *Watches everyone eating and struggles to free self* Umm, a little help please.

The last sane person · 12-14-2005, 03:13 PM

Shah: Oh! Right, sorry there. *tugs out arrow and leads TD to his seat*

TD: thanks

Shah: No worries, the archery contest will be shortly after dinner.

Lady Marion Magdalena · 12-14-2005, 03:46 PM

*places the last dish on the table and sits down next to Sane*

Lady M: Pretty music. Goes well with the food.

I've been wrestling with Tengwar calligraphy the last hour or so, really starting to feel sorry for Maedhros, calligraphy just doesn't work well from the left hand...

*munches on a scone*

The last sane person · 12-14-2005, 03:50 PM

Shah: Care for some wine Maggie? I dare say you can hold it on an rpg...

Lady Marion Magdalena · 12-14-2005, 03:53 PM

Lady M: Yes please! Rpgs are rather nice that way.

*accepts wine*

***Rían*** · 12-14-2005, 04:48 PM

*sticks tongue out at Shah*

Rian: Oh, you silly, yes I know the rule about weapons, but this is VIRTUAL archery, you party-pooper!

*grumblegrumble*

Shah: Shaddup and sit your patootie down - the food's on the table!

All: Aaaaahhhhhhhhh! Looks lovely!

Rian: Well, before we eat, I'd like to thank the god of our subcreative world that we all love so much - thank you, JRRT, for creating Middle Earth, and going thru all that trouble to get it published so we could all join you in enjoying it, and meet each other, too! *raises glass* To Tolkien!

*whispers to TD* and here's your present, TD - a calligraphy version of the poetry about Hurin that I posted on the Sil thread - enjoy!

Telcontar_Dunedain · 12-14-2005, 04:56 PM

TD: Aw, thanks Rian. *Gives Rian picture of Fingon and another one of Tuor* Enjoy!

***Rían*** · 12-14-2005, 07:04 PM

oh, THANK YOU!!!! *gives TD a Christmas-y hug, and gives her piccys a kiss*

klatukatt · 12-14-2005, 07:18 PM

Katt: *from under table* To Tolkien!

*Katt crawls out from under table and stands up.*

Katt: Hey, you didn't tell me food was ready. *falls into a seat* Hey Mags! When you got here?

Maggie: What's up with her?

Shah: Drunk.

Maggie: Kaaaaatt!

Katt: Tphttt. Ooh! Potatoes!

*and so they ate*

***Earniel*** · 12-14-2005, 07:27 PM

Eärniel: *watching the orgy from a distance, twirling a padlock, talking to herself* Now, normally I would lock this thread and herd everyone over to the other party thread since that one was started earlier and still running. But I suppose this is the season to be... lenient.

Lotesse · 12-14-2005, 07:37 PM

*walks in carrying a huge, freshly roasted glazed ham, plunks on table*

Ciao, you guys. I brought a ham for those who like roast pig. And some Calvados; you guys like calvados?

*sets up Baccarat crystal stemware in front of everyone, starts pouring each a glass of Calvados.*

It goes real well with duck and pig and turkey...

*does an imperceptible snatching manoeuvre and pockets Earniel's padlock. Looks around innocently. *

klatukatt · 12-14-2005, 07:39 PM

*Katt spies Eärniel twirling the padlock. In her current inebreated state, she doesn't register the padlock.*

Katt: Eärniel! You gets over here or you miss all the fud!

Maggie: Katt, she's threatining us. Don't encourage her.

Katt: Eärniel! Wat you doing way over there!

*Katt gets up and takes a plate of food over to Eärniel.*

Katt: Where you been? Have a party. Happy Christmas.

Lady Marion Magdalena · 12-14-2005, 10:07 PM

*Pulls Earniel to the table and simultaeneously pulls out a box of See's Chocolates*

Lady M: Leniency and chocolate go well together I've always thought. Put away the padlock and join us.

Lotesse · 12-14-2005, 10:24 PM

Don't mention the padlock!!! Then she'll go to try & find it and realise it's gone. Don't blow my cover!

*tries to surreptitiously toss padlock into the mashed potatoes cooling over on the sideboard. Padlock lands - plop! - into the mashed potatoes; Lotesse gets a spatula and casually fashions the whipped peaks back into platter of mash.*

So anyway... like that Calvados? It's apple brandy from France; very good stuff.

The last sane person · 12-14-2005, 11:03 PM

*kicks Earniel in the bum*

Shah: This one is way more fun...that other party thread is just too random. Come, join the madness and behold the glory of....food.

Lief Erikson · 12-14-2005, 11:31 PM

"They have that right!" Lief urged Eärniel. He then stopped paying attention to her, as the aroma of food rising from the table was too marvelous to be ignored. He began to serve himself, pulling pieces of pizza, burrito, turkey, duck, bread, and bowls of casserol and stuffing toward himself with the Force. "Joy to the world!" he began to sing, shortly before his words were drowned in the scarfing of food.

12-14-2005, 02:37 PM	#101
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	[SIZE=1]beams down and looks around....ducks an arrow, leaves a recorded message[/SIZE I'll starve before you guys get the cooking done. Stop with the playing until after we eat. __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

12-14-2005, 02:39 PM	#102
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Shah: He's right. Lief, you and I to the ovens! and so, the ducks were done shortly after, and the table was to be set Shah: Spock, get your Behind down here and help with the food placing, or no duck for you! Cant just beam away from the party till its time to eat! Lief: and anyways, the ducks are done! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 12-14-2005 at 02:46 PM.

12-14-2005, 02:42 PM	#103
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	...quickly beams down, and helps set the tables which are under a giant spruce.....after the napkins are set......sits patiently waiting for the carving to begin __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

12-14-2005, 02:51 PM	#104
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Rian: Whew, that got him done fast! Shah: No kidding! Hey spock, you want to do us the honors and carve the duck? We'll wait for the others to come and say grace if that is their tradition, but you can do your Vulcan thing with the ducks! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

12-14-2005, 02:59 PM	#105
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	TD Watches everyone eating and struggles to free self Umm, a little help please. __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

12-14-2005, 03:13 PM	#106
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Shah: Oh! Right, sorry there. tugs out arrow and leads TD to his seat TD: thanks Shah: No worries, the archery contest will be shortly after dinner. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

12-14-2005, 03:46 PM	#107
Lady Marion Magdalena Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies. Posts: 821	places the last dish on the table and sits down next to Sane Lady M: Pretty music. Goes well with the food. I've been wrestling with Tengwar calligraphy the last hour or so, really starting to feel sorry for Maedhros, calligraphy just doesn't work well from the left hand... munches on a scone __________________ "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!"

12-14-2005, 03:50 PM	#108
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Shah: Care for some wine Maggie? I dare say you can hold it on an rpg... __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

12-14-2005, 03:53 PM	#109
Lady Marion Magdalena Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies. Posts: 821	Lady M: Yes please! Rpgs are rather nice that way. accepts wine __________________ "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!"

12-14-2005, 04:48 PM	#110
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	sticks tongue out at Shah Rian: Oh, you silly, yes I know the rule about weapons, but this is VIRTUAL archery, you party-pooper! grumblegrumble Shah: Shaddup and sit your patootie down - the food's on the table! All: Aaaaahhhhhhhhh! Looks lovely! Rian: Well, before we eat, I'd like to thank the god of our subcreative world that we all love so much - thank you, JRRT, for creating Middle Earth, and going thru all that trouble to get it published so we could all join you in enjoying it, and meet each other, too! raises glass To Tolkien! whispers to TD and here's your present, TD - a calligraphy version of the poetry about Hurin that I posted on the Sil thread - enjoy! __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! Last edited by Rían : 12-14-2005 at 04:49 PM.

12-14-2005, 04:56 PM	#111
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	TD: Aw, thanks Rian. Gives Rian picture of Fingon and another one of Tuor Enjoy! __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

12-14-2005, 07:04 PM	#112
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	oh, THANK YOU!!!! gives TD a Christmas-y hug, and gives her piccys a kiss __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

12-14-2005, 07:18 PM	#113
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Katt: from under table To Tolkien! Katt crawls out from under table and stands up. Katt: Hey, you didn't tell me food was ready. falls into a seat Hey Mags! When you got here? Maggie: What's up with her? Shah: Drunk. Maggie: Kaaaaatt! Katt: Tphttt. Ooh! Potatoes! and so they ate

12-14-2005, 07:27 PM	#114
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Eärniel: watching the orgy from a distance, twirling a padlock, talking to herself Now, normally I would lock this thread and herd everyone over to the other party thread since that one was started earlier and still running. But I suppose this is the season to be... lenient. __________________ We are not things.

12-14-2005, 07:37 PM	#115
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	walks in carrying a huge, freshly roasted glazed ham, plunks on table Ciao, you guys. I brought a ham for those who like roast pig. And some Calvados; you guys like calvados? sets up Baccarat crystal stemware in front of everyone, starts pouring each a glass of Calvados. It goes real well with duck and pig and turkey... does an imperceptible snatching manoeuvre and pockets Earniel's padlock. Looks around innocently. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Last edited by Lotesse : 12-14-2005 at 07:40 PM.

12-14-2005, 07:39 PM	#116
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Katt spies Eärniel twirling the padlock. In her current inebreated state, she doesn't register the padlock. Katt: Eärniel! You gets over here or you miss all the fud! Maggie: Katt, she's threatining us. Don't encourage her. Katt: Eärniel! Wat you doing way over there! Katt gets up and takes a plate of food over to Eärniel. Katt: Where you been? Have a party. Happy Christmas.

12-14-2005, 10:07 PM	#117
Lady Marion Magdalena Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies. Posts: 821	Pulls Earniel to the table and simultaeneously pulls out a box of See's Chocolates Lady M: Leniency and chocolate go well together I've always thought. Put away the padlock and join us. __________________ "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!"

12-14-2005, 10:24 PM	#118
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Don't mention the padlock!!! Then she'll go to try & find it and realise it's gone. Don't blow my cover! tries to surreptitiously toss padlock into the mashed potatoes cooling over on the sideboard. Padlock lands - plop! - into the mashed potatoes; Lotesse gets a spatula and casually fashions the whipped peaks back into platter of mash. So anyway... like that Calvados? It's apple brandy from France; very good stuff. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

12-14-2005, 11:03 PM	#119
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	kicks Earniel in the bum Shah: This one is way more fun...that other party thread is just too random. Come, join the madness and behold the glory of....food. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

12-14-2005, 11:31 PM	#120
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	Joy to the world! "They have that right!" Lief urged Eärniel. He then stopped paying attention to her, as the aroma of food rising from the table was too marvelous to be ignored. He began to serve himself, pulling pieces of pizza, burrito, turkey, duck, bread, and bowls of casserol and stuffing toward himself with the Force. "Joy to the world!" he began to sing, shortly before his words were drowned in the scarfing of food. __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

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