A few ways to tell if you are obsessed with LOTR II

[durinsbane2244]

if you masquerade as a huorn, balrog, or...vulcan...online...

[me9996]

You know you're obsessed with LOTR if:
1:You talk like Gollum all day, and then Gandalf or somebody the next.

2:You think you know Gandalf.

3:You are convinced that sevral governments are hideing evadance of hobbits.

4:You have made a map of middle earth in your backyard, populated with lawn gnomes.

5:You think you are Gandalf.

[me9996]

You know you are obsessed with LOTR if:

1. You tell everyone you are a hobbit in all but stature (Unless... never mind)

2. You forge things out of metal that look like they're from LOTR, and you break them.

3. You tell everyone you are a character from LOTR.

4. You have run everyone out of town who doesn't like LOTR

5. You set up a protest about Peter Jackson not includeing Tom Bombadil or Ragast the brown.

[me9996]

(Note: If you don't like lawn gnomes do not read this post)

You know you are obsessed with LOTR if:

1: You are known to raid shipments of lawngnomes passing through your town ("ELVES!")

2: You have build hobbit holes in your back yard and put lawn gnomes in them...

3: You have sent several rowboats full of lawn gnomes off drifting ("the elves are leaveing middle earth!")

4: You are known for giveing lawn gnomes little bows with arrows...

5: You read LOTR to lawn gnomes (Whom you think are elves, or maybe dwarves...)

[Meriadoc Brandybuck]

You're playing an elf in a Christmas play and you wonder why they call them "short".
Anyone who likes LotR is immediately a friend.

[Thain Peregrin Took I]

You have a shirt that says "I love LOTR".

[Acalewia]

You freak out a coworker with the Gollum voice

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by me9996

You know you're obsessed with LOTR if:
1:You talk like Gollum all day, and then Gandalf or somebody the next.

2:You think you know Gandalf.

3:You are convinced that sevral governments are hideing evadance of hobbits.

4:You have made a map of middle earth in your backyard, populated with lawn gnomes.

5:You think you are Gandalf.

You bring this thread back with an all new wave of obsessions.
(Of which, if I may say so, was a great bump. )

[me9996]

You know you're obsessed if:
1: When someone even mentions lawn gnomes you start going on about Tolkien...

2: You have yet to find out why some people don't like LOTR... And the've told you!

3: You are scared of killer whales (Orcas )

4: You run around randomly in the forest for days on end pretending you're in middle earth.

5: People are always warned by your friends and family to not mention LOTR or you will talk about it endlessly...

[luvEyowen]

Originally Posted by me9996

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You know you're obsessed with LOTR if:



7-You go looking for dragons to kill and take their tresure.

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That is from The HOBBIT!!!

[luvEyowen]

Originally Posted by me9996

You know you are obsessed with LOTR if:
You set up a protest about Peter Jackson not includeing Tom Bombadil or Ragast the brown.

would...but only 10 yrs old

[trolls' bane]

What's that got to do with anything?
I'm only five years older, and so far I've staged countless massive publicity stunts, three revolutions, and an almost successful coup d'etat on another board, and I am currently running for President of Entmoot 2008.

(Vote Tabby! )

[me9996]

Originally Posted by luvEyowen

That is from The HOBBIT!!!

I know, but so you'd realy have to be obsessed to read through all of tolkiens works and then act in such a way... You get it? (And it's funny!)

[Curubethion]

You're obsessed with LOTR if you want your Senior Ring to look like Narya!

[hectorberlioz]

You know you're obsessed with LotR if you recite the "One Ring to Rule them All" poem when proposing (and hopefully delivering your engagement ring) to your girlfriend

[trolls' bane]

LOL!
Of course, you're even more obsessed if you don't.

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

LOL!
Of course, you're even more obsessed if you don't.

True...but hopefully you wouldn't be that greedy.

[me9996]

You know you're obsessed if you have made a LOTR movie with nothing but a video camera, a few scripts, and your friends (and/or familey)

I'd like to do that, maybe I'll start work on a script soon...

[Thain Peregrin Took I]

You know you're obsessed with LotR/Tolkien if you act all excited around your friends that they're going to make the Hobbit a movie, and they're not surprised that you're excited since you obsess about Tolkien all the time.

[trolls' bane]

You know you're obsessed when you rarely talk publicly about Tolkien and slip small copies of the "Abriged Book of Westmarch" to potential members of your secret Tolkien society.