03-17-2003, 03:04 AM | #101 | |
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Hope you find the idiot who is sending you the stalker mail - send him / her a virus that will wipe out their online existence
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03-17-2003, 03:35 AM | #102 | |
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03-17-2003, 10:14 AM | #103 |
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1. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always
be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free....... You either married it or gave birth to it. 2. Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. 3. They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty....do it and die." 4. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely. 5. The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. 6. The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does. 7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. 8. Amazing! ! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes! 9. Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness. 10. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day. (no 4's my favourite)
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03-17-2003, 10:16 AM | #104 |
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A great quote, indeed.
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03-17-2003, 12:04 PM | #105 |
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"I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, keep me here."
"All the world's a soap opera."
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There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!! |
03-17-2003, 12:20 PM | #106 |
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I like that first one. Wot's it from?
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03-17-2003, 04:50 PM | #107 |
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"...others are playing my life like I'm a little pawn on a chess board full of queens."
- Earniel.
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03-17-2003, 05:10 PM | #108 | |
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Actually, TC, I'm not so much afraid he'll keep that scene OUT; I'm more afraid he'll keep it IN but change the dialogue!! (Eowyn - "Oh Aragorn, if only you loved me! I can't stand that she-elf!" *thwack!* "who's that old geezer on the ground, anyway?") (better not say too much more for those that don't know the story ) crick - you know what the horn reminded me of? You probably haven't seen it for a LOOONNG time (if at all), but it reminds me of the sound the littlest elephant makes on "The Jungle Book" Disney movie (the original one, not the new one in theaters) - kind of a cross between a kazoo and blowing your nose...
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç Ã¥ â„¢ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! Last edited by RÃan : 03-17-2003 at 05:11 PM. |
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03-17-2003, 05:13 PM | #109 |
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Of course, I'll have to join you too. And if he has Arwen do it, we can even get Black Breathelizer in!
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03-17-2003, 05:18 PM | #110 | |
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03-17-2003, 06:38 PM | #111 | |
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My new favorite quote:
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03-17-2003, 07:54 PM | #112 | |
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03-17-2003, 08:07 PM | #113 |
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i have alot of favorite quotes, but heres some of my favorites.
"its only funny until someone gets hurt.... then its hilarious" and "how can i miss you when you wont go away?"
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03-17-2003, 08:30 PM | #114 |
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"Save a tree; eat a beaver."
-can't remember who said that
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03-17-2003, 08:36 PM | #115 |
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This is probably my most favorite quote, it also has special meaning to me as well, as a group of friends gave me something with this inscribed on it a few days before I graduated from College:
"The sea is dangerous and its storms terrible, but these obstacles have never been sufficient reason to remain ashore... Unlike the mediocre, intrepid spirits seek victory over those things that seem impossible... It is with an iron will that they embark on the most daring of all endeavors... to meet the shadowy future without fear and conquer the unknown." --Ferdinand Magellan, Explorer (c. 1520)
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'Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta!' - And those were the words that Elendil spoke when he came up out of the Sea on the wings of the wind: 'Out of the Great Sea to Middle-earth I am come. In this place will I abide, and my heirs, unto the ending of the world.' 'Then Tuor arrayed himself in the hauberk, and set the helm upon his head, and he girt himself with the sword; black were sheath and belt with clasps of silver. Thus armed he went forth from Turgon's hall, and stood upon the high terraces of Taras in the red light of the sun. None were there to see him, as he gazed westward, gleaming in silver and gold, and he knew not that in that hour he appeared as one of the Mighty of the West, and fit to be father of the kings of the Kings of Men beyond the Sea, as it was indeed his doom to be; but in the taking of those arms a change came upon Tuor son of Huor, and his heart grew great within him. And as he stepped down from the doors the swans did him reverence, and plucking each a great feather from their wings they proffered them to him, laying their long necks upon the stone before his feet; and he took the seven feathers and set them in the crest of his helm, and straightway the swans arose and flew north in the sunset, and Tuor saw them no more.' -Of Tuor and his Coming to Gondolin "Oh. Forgive me, fairest of all males of Entmoot...Back down, all ye other wannabe fairest males! Dunedain is the fairest!" --Linaewen |
03-22-2003, 01:51 AM | #116 | |
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Any more mean quotes? I love them. I don't know if anyone put this up, sorry if they did: 'If i throw a stick, will you go away?' |
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03-22-2003, 01:56 AM | #117 |
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Every quote from Smeagol
Especially that one Lady of Rohan can't get over, "The fat hobbit knows... yesss... preciousss... The fat hobbit knows." Also, Galadriel quotes just becuase I can sound like Cate Blanchett.
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03-22-2003, 02:15 AM | #118 |
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Every quote from Smeagol
Especially that one Lady of Rohan can't get over, "The fat hobbit knows... yesss... preciousss... The fat hobbit knows." What other Smeagol quotes? Oh dear. I feel sorry for anyone around me- they'll be tormented with soon-to-be incessant Gollum insults.... |
03-22-2003, 04:19 AM | #119 |
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Surely the Grateful Dead of literature—goes on for far too long and only sounds good when you’re stoned.
Saw this just a few minutes ago, in the books we hate thread. Cracked me up. Also--One I'm fond Save a seal; kill a whale. Or. Hail Mary full of grace, save me from this hot-hot place. Or even. To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other. the last three aren't mooter quotes. I tend to lean towards humor than wisdom.
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03-22-2003, 04:23 AM | #120 |
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I remember one:
Heil Hitler, full of grace... NOTE: This was NOT Intended to reflect on Catholics, but rather the religious fanaticism of the Nazis.
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