02-20-2002, 11:09 PM | #101 |
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Aragorn: Let's go hunt some orc *thinking Why oh why do I ahve to use this incredibly stupid line?*
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02-20-2002, 11:13 PM | #102 |
Enting
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Aragorn: "Let's go hunt some PORK! I'm hungry after all that sword swinging and forehead kissing!"
Gimli: "AI CARAMBA!" Legolas: "My ears itch. My wig itches. Who cares about Merry and Pip anyway?"
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02-20-2002, 11:51 PM | #103 | |
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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02-21-2002, 11:09 AM | #104 | |
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~**Celebwen**~ ...'I chose thumbs because they are very important. If I hadn't my thumbs I don't suppose I could ride my horse or write letters or pinch my litttle brothers, so I thought perhaps I should make a list of everything I couldn't do without my thumbs, for if a heathen came across the sea threatening to cut off my thumbs I might read my list and maybe he would change his mind. Then again, the likelyness of my being threatened by a heathen and whether a list would change his mind is very slim, so I'll save myself some time and not write a list!' |
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02-21-2002, 11:12 AM | #105 |
Elf Lord
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Tee Hee, splendid!
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02-21-2002, 12:16 PM | #106 |
Bard of Mangled Songs
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In the Halls of Khazad-Dûm...
Frodo: Something's moving down the, Gandalf Gandalf: It's Gollum *thinking*It looks like Kermit the Frog Frodo: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill the creature when he had the chance.*thinking*It looks like my biology lab subject. Smeagol: *thinking* their undressing me with their eyes!010111000110001001110<beep><click>/* I am not laying any easter eggs here, W#TA keeps on rockin'! */"Runtime Error 200", "Divide Overflow"
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
02-22-2002, 06:31 AM | #107 |
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CG Treebeard to Merry & Pip: "Hroom Hum Hroom! Not so hasty! Hroooooooommmm! *lays an easter egg*"
Merry: "Well there's something you don't see every day." Pippin: "Ooooh a tree-egg. Let's eat it!" Merry: "But it's made of wood, you dolt." Pippin: "Well I've eaten ash on me tomatoes before!" CG Treebeard: *thinking* I look like the scary trees from that godawful Disney Snow White movie!*10111000110001001110<beep><click>/* I am not laying any easter eggs here, W#TA get me to Isengard! */"Runtime Error 200", "Divide Overflow"
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02-22-2002, 03:10 PM | #108 |
Elven Warrior
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Arwen: Do you remember the first time we met? Do you remember what I told you?
Aragorn *thinking* No, but if I kiss you, will you shut up?
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02-22-2002, 08:31 PM | #109 |
Elven Warrior
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(When Arwen gives her necklace to Aragorn)
Aragorn: *thinking* Great...feminine jewelry...just what I always wanted. (Bilbo seeing the ring again) Bilbo: I should like to see it again. *thinking* IT"S MINE...MINE I TELL YOU!!! Frodo: *thinking* Crazy old coot!! (After Frodo fell in the snow and the ring fell off...Boromir gives it back) Aragorn: (drawing his hand away from the hilt of the sword) *thinking* Damnit....that would have been the perfect excuse to get rid of him now...Instead I have to try and save his arse later!!! The ninnyhammer!!!
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02-22-2002, 09:31 PM | #110 |
Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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The One Ring (at the council of Elrond): Ash Nazg Durbulutuk, Ash Nazg Grimbatul, Ash Nazg... Thinking: Darnit! What's the next line? Oooh, I can't remember, I guess I'll I have to repeat the first stuff over and over again....Ash Nazg Durbulutuk, Ash Nazg Grimbatul, Ash Nazg Grimbatul...
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02-23-2002, 02:20 PM | #111 |
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*CG created army that is following ELrond at the battle of the Last Alliance* "Yells in anger and defiance" *thinking* 000100101001010<beep><click><hum>/*Sauron forever, Sauron forever, Mordor Rules*/<click><hum><beep> entire army turns into an easter egg advertising weekend breaks in Mordor with coach trips up Mt Doom at 12 noon each day.
PJ: aww s*** *thinking* aww f*** I'm gona kill those digital guys! Play Girl xxx
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02-24-2002, 11:45 AM | #112 |
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gandalf on the bridge of kazad-dum
saying: you cannot pass! thinking: noone likes tennis, go home! saruman standing at the top of orthac right after gandalf escapes saying : then you have chosen death thinking: nurg, that was a really good comeback that i thought up last night too! stupid wizard.
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02-24-2002, 12:00 PM | #113 |
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Pippin, after knocking the body into the well--Isn't it time for breakfast?
Bilbo, on seeing Merry and Pippin at Rivendell--I left the Shire to get away from those &^*$*& jerks!
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02-24-2002, 01:29 PM | #114 |
Bard of Mangled Songs
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Isildur upon taking Narsil:*thinking*
I am Isildur Montoya...you killed my father...prepare to die! I am Isildur Montoya...you killed my father...prepare to die! I am Isildur Montoya...you killed my father...prepare to die! ... Sauron:*thinking* Can someone stop this kid? AAAAAAAHHH! He's so annoyinng; I think I'll fake my death and go back as a lidless eye with contacts!
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 02-24-2002 at 01:32 PM. |
02-24-2002, 06:45 PM | #115 |
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LMBOWROF That is a HOOT. LOVED Evenstars wizard of OZ. That is SOOO PERFECT for this. And MR Dimples Baby Balrog. I was laughing SO hard I almost CRIED!
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02-24-2002, 07:26 PM | #116 |
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Eowyn getting rejected by Aragorn.
Thinking: Damn . . . I knew I should've worn the other perfume! Legolas when cave troll is trying to hit him with chain. Thinking: Stupid kinky fangirls disguised as troll . . .
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02-24-2002, 08:55 PM | #117 |
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ahhhhh! FF that one about the kinky fangirls
ahh! for some reason that just reminds me of the thread i just left. haha sorry, freak ou tmoment, funny funny funny kids
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02-26-2002, 05:50 AM | #118 |
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Frodo after Bilbo tries to grab the ring: Uncle, what big eyes you have!
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02-26-2002, 12:26 PM | #119 |
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Bonimer as hes dies
thinking "wheres that welsh guy that allways saved my ass in sharp when i need him"
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02-26-2002, 12:31 PM | #120 |
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Arwen at the ford: *thinking: The fans are gonna hate me for this . . . oh, to h*ll with the fans* If you want him, come and claim him . . .
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