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Old 11-23-2005, 05:32 PM   #101
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*And so began the quest of the Great Pizza Hunt.*

Sane: No. No more bloody quests.

*All right. So the gang went to the Pizza Parlour and ordered a bunch of stuff.*

Katt: Hold on a sec, guys. Let's see... These are all gonna be your biggest size. Three cheese, five meat lovers, two vegitarian, fifteen chopped garlic and gorgonzola--

Lady M: Katt, fifteen?

Katt: You haven't tasted this pizza. Oh, and about two hundered plain with raw herring.

*And so the gang went to the Pizza Parlour and ordered a bunch of stuff.*

Katt: You already did that one.

*Well what the hell is going on down there anyway?*

Katt: Us and the jedi and the penguins are sipping soda waiting for our pizza.

*OK. That happened. the end.*
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Old 11-23-2005, 06:25 PM   #102
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rohirrous: well a temporary treaty to eat pizza was a good idea....or was it? you know a packed pizza parlor would be a terrible place to have a kamikaze penguing go off.
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Old 11-28-2005, 06:23 PM   #103
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:45 PM   #104
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Impromptu Hardcore Time!!!
*bangs on guitar*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*bangs on guitar*
*expounds on the meaning of the lyrics*
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Old 12-02-2005, 11:53 AM   #105
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*penguins bow to curub's guitar*
Darth rohirrous: oh great, they think he's some kind of rock-n-roll god now. I wonder if penguins would like switchfoot?
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It seems that as soon as "art" gets money and power (real or imagined), it becomes degenerate, derivative and worthless. A bit like religion.
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:27 PM   #106
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:44 PM   #107
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*Acally runs away screaming* AHHHHHHHHH! NOT THE SENIOR SONG!
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Old 12-05-2005, 11:35 AM   #108
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Curub: Don't close your eyes
This is your life
And today is all you got now

Marvin(hitchhikers guide): it will all end in tears

Curub: uh-oh the penguins look angry

Marvin: pathetic isn't it?

Curub: they're coming AHHHH *penguins mobbing him* *drops guitar*

Marvin: *picks up guitar*
it'll be a day like this one
when the world caves in
when the world caves in
when hte world caves innn

Penguins: *Start sobbing*

Curub: *grabs guitar and heads out* hey marvin try to stop em if they try to follow us will ya? thanks buddy.

Marvin: a brain the size of a plnet and i'm supposed delay a bunch of penguins.

Penguin: get out of the way!

Marvin: Whats the point of it all?

Penguin: do i look like i care? get out of the way!

Marvin: you said it, nothing matters no one cares, and the diodes down my left side still hurt.

Penguin:@^*&^)^%%* out of the way!

* out of nowhere a POV gun lands next to Marvin*
Marvin: *SHOOTS PENGUINS WITH POV gun*

*penguins collapse in tears*

Marvin: pathetic isn't it?
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Old 12-05-2005, 10:54 PM   #109
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Marvin: *picks up guitar*
it'll be a day like this one
when the world caves in
when the world caves in
when the world caves innn
OOC: Love it!
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Old 12-05-2005, 11:55 PM   #110
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*Sane sticks two fingers in her ear and makes her way to unplug the amp*

Sane: GEEBUS! YOU JUST BLEW OUT MY EARDRUMS!

Curub: *Over the din* COOL! YOU PLAY DRUMS?

Sane: YES! WAIT! NO! What was the question?
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Old 12-06-2005, 12:32 AM   #111
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I dare you to lift yourself up off the floooooor ...
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Old 12-06-2005, 02:08 AM   #112
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Sane:*rushes over and kicks Rian in the shins* No! Not that song! Tis eeevil!

Rian:*hopping on one foot* OOOW! *Starts hopping to the beat*

T*hey all start to stomp on the 90 second rule, and Curubethion wails on it with his guitar, a la Jimmy Hendrix*
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You may house their bodies but not their souls,
For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow,
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Old 12-06-2005, 12:34 PM   #113
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Rohirrous: Curub! did you hear that?

Curub: what?

Rohirrous: Rian, she knows at least one line from a switchfoot song, maybe she knows who switchfoot is and doesn't hate them, you think?maybe?

Curub: nahh that might be too much to hope for. she might've heard the song on the radio.

Rohirrous: oh yeah, want some fruit snacks?
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Old 12-07-2005, 12:14 AM   #114
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Oh! What flavor? Sour Apple? Please, Sour Apple?
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Old 12-07-2005, 05:19 PM   #115
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Rohirrous: well we have bananna, grape, rasberrry, strawberry, blackberry *blackberry starts ringing* ahh but don't eat the blackberry it'd probably give you indigestion.

Curub: *monotone* sour apple, sour apple, sour apple, sour apple, sour sour apple, apple.

Rohirrous: oh yeah sure, sour apple yeah. *throws him a bag*
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It seems that as soon as "art" gets money and power (real or imagined), it becomes degenerate, derivative and worthless. A bit like religion.
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Old 12-08-2005, 07:42 PM   #116
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*Suddenly a heliocopter crashes through the celing and the entire cast of Drawn Together falls out.*

Katt: *steps out of heliocopter* woah! I went to Vegas for four days and suddenly everything has devolved into heavy metal?

*All penguins throw tomatoes at Katt*

Katt: That reminds me, I have to go make a salad.
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Old 12-09-2005, 11:44 AM   #117
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rohirrous: but...don't you want some fruit snacks?

Penguins: I do! I do!....

Curub: uhh oh, dude not good, you know how much a gazillion penguins can eat?

rohirrous: hmm, well we've still got your guitar if worst comes to worst.
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It seems that as soon as "art" gets money and power (real or imagined), it becomes degenerate, derivative and worthless. A bit like religion.
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Old 12-09-2005, 03:20 PM   #118
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Sane: Yeah, heavy metal will drive these hords off like leaves on wind, especially your...er...special brand of playing.

Curub: Hey!

Sane: Did some one say fruit snacks?
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And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.
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You may house their bodies but not their souls,
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Old 12-10-2005, 02:49 PM   #119
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Katt: Hey guys, look what I found!

*Blam, BOOM, blam, BOOM, blam, BOOM*

Katt: That was the sound of several penguins exploding after being shot. That is ALSO the sound that YOU will be making if you play any more GOD DAMN HEAVY METAL!

*And Katt did indeed have two very shiney semi-automatic handguns pointed at the musicions.*

Lady M: Katt, put the guns down.

Katt: No. Hey, maybe I won't shoot them, maybe I'll just shoot the amps!

Lady M: Katt, you can't even spell. You shouldn't be holding a gun.

Katt: That's right, I got two. Maybe I should blow up the whole pizza place.

*She put the guns away and somehow found a ten pound bag of RICE*

Everyone: NOOOO!
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Rohirrous: Klattukatous, how about you come over here and eat fruit snacks, thats right good, good, hears some earmuffs *hands her earmuffs*, you won't hear any rocknroll(well tecnically its alt-rock but i digress)

Katt: fruit snaks good

Sane: you spelled snacs WRONG!!

Katt: *sticks tounge out at Sane* your mouth is moving but all I hears is ....
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