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Legolas... BWHAHAHAHAA!!!!
erhem.. sorry.... bad joke. Ok.. why do Hobbits have all that hair on their feet? |
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06-08-2003, 01:00 PM
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the dumb stoner canuck
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because they dont have facial hair so it all goes to there feet
why do wizards have long beards
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06-08-2003, 01:37 PM
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Lady of Legends
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They take turns each year playing Santa Clause at the Mall of Ea.
(can you picture Sarumaun in a red suit with some little kid on his lap asking for a playstation?  )What do you do if you are skipping along and find a weird ring?
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06-08-2003, 01:43 PM
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Mirthful Maiden
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Keeps it.... it's mine, precious...... we finds it....dont let no dirty filthy hobbits steals it from us...no.............hehehe
What is an Ent?
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06-08-2003, 02:36 PM
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a small insect that intrudes upon your picnic
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06-08-2003, 07:04 PM
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What is the national past-time of people in Near-Harad?
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Sincerely, Anthony  'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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06-08-2003, 09:34 PM
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Lady of Legends
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Stealing lupins from passersby on the Lupin express! (Sorry, I have been thinking about Monty Python! Anyone seen the episode with Dennis Moore?
 )Why don't Nazgul want people to see their faces?
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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06-09-2003, 12:58 AM
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That's a yes.
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06-09-2003, 12:15 PM
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Gwai... you are ruining the flow.
 Answer the question, then post one yourself. |
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06-09-2003, 02:42 PM
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Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
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Oh, fine.
 They don't want everyone to know how pimply they are.  If you cross an Elf with a Dwarf, what is the result?
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06-09-2003, 02:52 PM
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A Dwelf.
What flowers grow in Lothlorien? |
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06-09-2003, 02:56 PM
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Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
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Galadriel and Celeborn keep a humongous rose garden that stretches across the entire wood; it keeps them so busy, they can't be bothered with trivial things like Ringbearers and such.
What do the Elves call Polaris?
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Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle |
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06-09-2003, 03:05 PM
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Bob....
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06-09-2003, 03:49 PM
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Elven Warrior
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he kept drinking ent-draughts.
Where did the Brandywine get its name?
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06-09-2003, 05:47 PM
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Elven Warrior
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From Bob Brandywine
(Ok, I'm obsessed with the name Bob!)Why do the Nazgul wear black? Why not pink? Or green? |
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06-09-2003, 05:49 PM
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RPG-aholic Psycho
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Because black complements their skin color.
What caused Aragorn and Arwen to fall in love?
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06-09-2003, 06:15 PM
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Elven Warrior
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She was the first female Aragorn had met (besides his mother.)There are like no female elves in Rivendell.
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06-09-2003, 08:26 PM
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Mirthful Maiden
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They are all in Mirkwood worshipping Legolas.
Why do hobbits have round doors?
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06-09-2003, 08:44 PM
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Lady of Legends
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They think that rectangular objects are evil.
Why don't any of the evil people in M E have bald heads and white persian cats?
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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06-10-2003, 12:22 PM
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All of the white persian cats went to Baja, California for fun in the sun. So you can still find evil people in M E with bald heads, just no white persian cats. Why did Bilbo agree to go with the Dwarves to the Lonely Mountain?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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