Quest for wine - Page 6

Andúril · 05-28-2002, 04:18 AM

[munch]Silence woman![/munch]

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-28-2002, 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anduril
[munch]Silence woman![/munch]

Who exactly, pray tell, are you addressing?

BeardofPants · 05-28-2002, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anduril
[munch]Silence woman![/munch]

*emits a low growling deep within her throat*

Anduril, YOU WILL desist from eating my pet Giant Jaffa Orange Type Thing, or suffer the wrath of mine temper tantrums!!!

Eat me instead! Leave the poor defenseless Giant Orange out of it....

Andúril · 05-28-2002, 05:04 AM

Quote:

Eat me instead!

Huzzah!

I was addressing BoP btw. Shame, EG. You think the world revolves around you.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-28-2002, 05:07 AM

I thought that was the case, but I just wanted to make sure. . .I am the Captain, after all!

Garina · 05-28-2002, 05:16 AM

Are we nearly there yet?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-28-2002, 05:29 AM

*sigh*

Ask the thing in the room (the room is locked) Only he knows where the wine is. Sadly enough.

Well, we would get there sooner if it weren't for the 90 second rule. . .

BeardofPants · 05-28-2002, 08:42 AM

I am vegetarian.

(Why is "vegetarian" and "of" in some of the old threads in red?

It's a conspiracy!

Elfmaster XK · 05-28-2002, 08:57 AM

It is a conspiricy yes! DOWN WITH CONSPIRICY!

**runs out on deck**

We are the knights who saaaaaaaaay…..NI! NI! **sees weird looks**…oh, sorry. Anyway, whilst you were umm…busy, I have been formulating my evil plans! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

Secondly…psst, Garina, it’s ‘AI! AI! A giant orange IS come!’ (not has come. Legolas was not good with the English)

So, anyway, I have also been calculating that the alcohol we have left will only last us a week. That was until Garina came along and brought more on board so my calculations were all wrong! GAH! But I have a surprise for you all…you can only have it if you come closer and follow me…

On another note…I found a map! A map!

[later edit] How fitting that i have an evil plan on my post 666!!!!!!!!!

***Earniel*** · 05-28-2002, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
It is a conspiricy yes! DOWN WITH CONSPIRICY!

No, no no! Conspiracy is a good thing. It suits us. See? cons-piracy (oooh a pun!

)

Andúril · 05-28-2002, 09:12 AM

Follow the signs. They say:

x kilometers/miles to wine

or:

Follow arrow to wine

It's easy, see? I've been doing that the whole time...

Elfmaster XK · 05-28-2002, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anduril
Follow the signs. They say:

x kilometers/miles to wine

or:

Follow arrow to wine

It's easy, see? I've been doing that the whole time...

Pah! I've found a map! We don't need you no more!

To read the signs that is.

Wulažg · 05-28-2002, 12:06 PM

You mean the map is in English? Shouldn't it be in Indian, or even better Quenya? or in the Angerthas at the very least?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-28-2002, 12:26 PM

The map is in Quenya, written in the Tengwar. Can anyone read it? Anduril who is in the room (the room is locked) just wants us to think that it's in English. But it isn't.

I think we need not worry about running out of alchohol, because we will reach the wine soon, and thus we can restock!

Elfmaster XK · 05-28-2002, 12:33 PM

Anduril - are the signs like the one on my avatar! heh he heh!

English? What is this? ...oh dear, i had an exam in it today, if only it was an elvish exam *sigh*

Garina · 05-28-2002, 01:14 PM

I can't read Quenya. Which way should we be going?

***Earniel*** · 05-28-2002, 01:58 PM

*looks over Elfmaster's shoulder to map* how about we follow that red line that ends near that drawing of a wine bottle?

Andúril · 05-28-2002, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Anduril - are the signs like the one on my avatar! heh he heh!

No. You have issues.

Garina · 05-28-2002, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eärniel
*looks over Elfmaster's shoulder to map* how about we follow that red line that ends near that drawing of a wine bottle?

Good idea!!!

BeardofPants · 05-28-2002, 02:49 PM

I don't suppose that map has directions to my pants, I seem to have waylaid them somewhere. I have a vague memory of someone pinching them when I was asleep in the galley....

05-28-2002, 05:07 AM	#105
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	I thought that was the case, but I just wanted to make sure. . .I am the Captain, after all! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-28-2002, 05:16 AM	#106
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Are we nearly there yet? __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-28-2002, 05:29 AM	#107
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	sigh Ask the thing in the room (the room is locked) Only he knows where the wine is. Sadly enough. Well, we would get there sooner if it weren't for the 90 second rule. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-28-2002, 08:42 AM	#108
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I am vegetarian. (Why is "vegetarian" and "of" in some of the old threads in red? It's a conspiracy! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-28-2002, 12:06 PM	#113
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	You mean the map is in English? Shouldn't it be in Indian, or even better Quenya? or in the Angerthas at the very least? __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

05-28-2002, 04:18 AM	#101
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	[munch]Silence woman![/munch]

05-28-2002, 09:12 AM	#111
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Follow the signs. They say: x kilometers/miles to wine or: Follow arrow to wine It's easy, see? I've been doing that the whole time...

05-28-2002, 12:26 PM	#114
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	The map is in Quenya, written in the Tengwar. Can anyone read it? Anduril who is in the room (the room is locked) just wants us to think that it's in English. But it isn't. I think we need not worry about running out of alchohol, because we will reach the wine soon, and thus we can restock! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-28-2002, 12:33 PM	#115
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Anduril - are the signs like the one on my avatar! heh he heh! English? What is this? ...oh dear, i had an exam in it today, if only it was an elvish exam sigh __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

05-28-2002, 01:14 PM	#116
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	I can't read Quenya. Which way should we be going? __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-28-2002, 01:58 PM	#117
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	looks over Elfmaster's shoulder to map how about we follow that red line that ends near that drawing of a wine bottle? __________________ We are not things.

05-28-2002, 02:49 PM	#120
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I don't suppose that map has directions to my pants, I seem to have waylaid them somewhere. I have a vague memory of someone pinching them when I was asleep in the galley.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

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