The silly rumour thread - Page 6

Elf Girl · 04-21-2002, 08:12 AM

I heard that they won't show Barad-dur collapsing, they will put a big sign on it that says, "Bang! Sauron is dead!"

afro-elf · 06-28-2002, 12:12 PM

Bop's evil sheep are cloned with a marmite clone base

earniel was spot eating vanilla last thursday

Blackheart actually had nice comforting things to say

Eruviel Greenleaf has a secret dwarf fetish

Elfmaster has quit drinking

Dwarven Sen got a perfect score in the punctuation

Anduril was seen praying at a church

FF was reported talking with golllum about frodo

RE has sworn never to dye her hair again

afro-elf · 06-28-2002, 12:16 PM

afro-elf insist that he and penelope cruz are "just friends"

cirdan was seen " gettin jiggy wit it" with sister golden hair

Wayfarer is now sporting the shaolin look

Emplynx has joined the WWF and will be know as the hammer of god

***Earniel*** · 06-28-2002, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by afro-elf
earniel was spot eating vanilla last thursday

Neh neh neh.

If you mean that paticular bowl of icecream I got to know better last tuesday, it was mocca not vanilla.

And I deny all involvement in the disappearance of two chocolate bars this week. I had nothing to do with that.

BeardofPants · 06-28-2002, 06:53 PM

Actually A-E I'm fairly certain that I saw you getting it on with Blackheart.

(Psst. Don't tell anyone about the marmite.)

afro-elf · 06-28-2002, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Actually A-E I'm fairly certain that I saw you getting it on with Blackheart.

That was Monica Belluci. Yeah they do alike.

afro-elf · 06-29-2002, 12:16 AM

That Syfo- dias

Is Cameron Daiz's alter ego

afro-elf · 06-29-2002, 12:18 AM

Peter jackosn will be playing Jabba the hutt in episode III

Arathorn · 06-29-2002, 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by afro-elf
Peter jackosn will be playing Jabba the hutt in episode III

Watch out for the accent.

BoP will also be there. Her character will "seduce" Anakin far better than Palpatine into turning all Darthy.

afro-elf · 06-29-2002, 12:34 AM

actually peter has lost some weight so he'll play the death star

BeardofPants · 06-29-2002, 12:55 AM

Quote:

actually peter has lost some weight so he'll play the death star

He can't help it if he's cuddly!

Quote:

BoP will also be there. Her character will "seduce" Anakin far better than Palpatine into turning all Darthy.

Oi! Don't let all my trade secrets out!

Grey_Wolf · 06-29-2002, 02:32 AM

I've heard that they are going to replace all the cast of TTT with the Baywatch cast.

afro-elf · 06-30-2002, 06:59 PM

to reach latino and black fans of lotr

tatoo from fantasy island and gary coleman from different strokes with replace two of the 4 hobbits

which ones are still undecided

BeardofPants · 07-01-2002, 07:22 AM

I heard a rumour that Natalie Portman's character is going to do an "Arwen" in Episode III...

Andúril · 07-01-2002, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Afro-elf:
Anduril was seen praying at a church

Interesting. My plans involve attending a sermon, and then suddenly stand up and speak in tongues. I'm banking on the priest/minister/paedophile(

) or someone else translating my little speech into something nice and intelligible.

Then I'll go: [b]"HUZZAAAAAHHH!!! I fooled you all! I am Satan spawn!"

Okay, the end part is the "silly rumour" part, but the rest of it is scheduled for occurence next year. First I gotta learn how to speak in tongues.

[Wonders to self]Hey, I do a pretty good Ethenopian...[/wonders to self]

*Walks away, sounds of random clicking trailing into the distance...*

afro-elf · 07-03-2002, 07:08 PM

due to the success of LOTR miramax amd newline cinema are will be producinge the fall of Numenor

with George W. Bush as Ar-pharazon

and osama bin laden as sauron

BeardofPants · 07-03-2002, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by afro-elf
with George W. Bush as Ar-pharazon

and osama bin laden as sauron

Are you sure it shouldn't be the other way around?

Ooh, that's in bad taste...

afro-elf · 07-03-2002, 07:21 PM

well george w is the leader of the most powerful nation/army on earth is now a mego manic who wants to rule the world. I think is closer to the last king of Numennor that sauron

Arathorn · 07-04-2002, 02:18 AM

There are talks of a dark hand holding a Silmaril pushing out of some ruins in a Mirkwood scene after the Grey Havens scene to see if people will be open to a Lord of the Rings IV episode.

Elvellon · 02-24-2004, 07:13 AM

Stop the press!
Peter Jackson was discovered to be a remote kinsman of Frodo Baggins!
Yes! He is apparently the several times removed great grandson of a certain Lotho Sackville-Baggins!

Confronted with this discovery by our reporter, Peter Jackson said:

“It is true, I’m related with him, in fact, my next film will be about that great stateshobbit, Lotho. He was responsible for bringing the Shire into the modern world, cutting away with the medieval society that his well meaning, but misguided cousins wanted to preserve. I intend to honour his vision.”

Warning:
The Royal Society for Preservation of Historically Accurate Facts and Genealogical Data, R.S.P.H.A.F.G.D., does not confirm this kinship or the very existence of this allegedly descendent .

04-21-2002, 08:12 AM	#101
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	I heard that they won't show Barad-dur collapsing, they will put a big sign on it that says, "Bang! Sauron is dead!" __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

06-28-2002, 12:12 PM	#102
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Bop's evil sheep are cloned with a marmite clone base earniel was spot eating vanilla last thursday Blackheart actually had nice comforting things to say Eruviel Greenleaf has a secret dwarf fetish Elfmaster has quit drinking Dwarven Sen got a perfect score in the punctuation Anduril was seen praying at a church FF was reported talking with golllum about frodo RE has sworn never to dye her hair again __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

06-28-2002, 12:16 PM	#103
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	afro-elf insist that he and penelope cruz are "just friends" cirdan was seen " gettin jiggy wit it" with sister golden hair Wayfarer is now sporting the shaolin look Emplynx has joined the WWF and will be know as the hammer of god __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

06-28-2002, 06:53 PM	#105
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Actually A-E I'm fairly certain that I saw you getting it on with Blackheart. (Psst. Don't tell anyone about the marmite.) __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-29-2002, 12:16 AM	#107
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	That Syfo- dias Is Cameron Daiz's alter ego __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

06-29-2002, 12:18 AM	#108
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Peter jackosn will be playing Jabba the hutt in episode III __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

06-29-2002, 12:34 AM	#110
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	actually peter has lost some weight so he'll play the death star __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

06-29-2002, 02:32 AM	#112
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	I've heard that they are going to replace all the cast of TTT with the Baywatch cast.

06-30-2002, 06:59 PM	#113
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	to reach latino and black fans of lotr tatoo from fantasy island and gary coleman from different strokes with replace two of the 4 hobbits which ones are still undecided __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

07-01-2002, 07:22 AM	#114
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I heard a rumour that Natalie Portman's character is going to do an "Arwen" in Episode III... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

07-03-2002, 07:08 PM	#116
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	due to the success of LOTR miramax amd newline cinema are will be producinge the fall of Numenor with George W. Bush as Ar-pharazon and osama bin laden as sauron __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

07-03-2002, 07:21 PM	#118
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	well george w is the leader of the most powerful nation/army on earth is now a mego manic who wants to rule the world. I think is closer to the last king of Numennor that sauron __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

07-04-2002, 02:18 AM	#119
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	There are talks of a dark hand holding a Silmaril pushing out of some ruins in a Mirkwood scene after the Grey Havens scene to see if people will be open to a Lord of the Rings IV episode. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

02-24-2004, 07:13 AM	#120
Elvellon Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lindon Posts: 637	Stop the press! Peter Jackson was discovered to be a remote kinsman of Frodo Baggins! Yes! He is apparently the several times removed great grandson of a certain Lotho Sackville-Baggins! Confronted with this discovery by our reporter, Peter Jackson said: “It is true, I’m related with him, in fact, my next film will be about that great stateshobbit, Lotho. He was responsible for bringing the Shire into the modern world, cutting away with the medieval society that his well meaning, but misguided cousins wanted to preserve. I intend to honour his vision.” Warning: The Royal Society for Preservation of Historically Accurate Facts and Genealogical Data, R.S.P.H.A.F.G.D., does not confirm this kinship or the very existence of this allegedly descendent . __________________ **************************************** "None are more hoplessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Reality is just an illusion, albeit a very persistent one - Albert Einstein The Caffeine Mantra It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Brazil that the thoughts aquire speed, The hands aquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion... Elvellon Erelion

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