09-02-2006, 01:14 AM | #101 |
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Psychologist *to sandperson*: I think I've figured out your reasons for hostility. Based on everything you've told me, you are sick and tired of being stuck on this god forsaken desert wasteland, am I right?
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09-03-2006, 08:13 PM | #102 |
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Well, is he right?
Luke: So, are you going to train as a Jedi? Force Sensitive person: I don't know. What is your link to the Jedi? *Yoda, Obi-Wan, and Anakin appear. They start offering explanations* Yoda: He was trained by two Jedi. Force Sensitive person: Obi-Wan: Not only that but he is a Jedi. Force Sensitive person: But... Anakin: I was a Jedi and he is my son. Force Sensitive person: Still... Luke: What in the name of the Force are you doing here? *All three vanish* Force Sensitive person: I think I get it. Sure.
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09-12-2006, 10:45 PM | #103 | |
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Obi-Wan:Use the fork Luke.
Luke skywalker:Um, don't you mean the force? Obi-wan:No, use the fork when eating! I kept getting after your father for not useing his fork! Luke skywalker:Maybe that's why he went to the darkside, not useing his fork... Obi-wan:...You aren't takeing me seriously, are you?
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09-13-2006, 09:04 PM | #104 | |
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09-13-2006, 10:00 PM | #105 |
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Qui-Gon: so...jar-jar...you busy tonight?...*shifty*
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09-14-2006, 01:18 PM | #106 | |
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Sidious: May the force be with you... Jar Jar: Thanks, Meesa! Sidious: My name is not Meesa... Jar Jar: Ok, Meesa. Sidious: Shut up! Jar Jar: Right, Meesa. Sidious: Arggh!.... Jar Jar: I'm frustrated too, Meesa. Sidious: It's because you're saying meesa that I'm frustrated! Jar Jar: I know, Meesa. Isn't it so annoying?
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09-16-2006, 04:33 PM | #107 |
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Good one.
Luke:So, my father joined the darkside because of not using his fork? Obi-Wan:Maybe, you might too. Luke:What does the darkside pay? Obi-Wan:Why are you asking me? I don't know. (Both sit and think a minute) Obi-Wan:You should ask the Emporer or Darth Vadar. (Luke is thinking positively) Obi-Wan: Not by the name of Luke, of course. Luke: Ok (Luke goes in the disguise of a musician) Luke: So, Emporer, what does the darkside pay? I'm just curious. Emporer: Death, death, death, and more death. (counts off on fingers) Emporer: Why do you need to know? Luke: Oh, I just wanted to tell some guy by the name of Luke Skywalker. Emporer: Oh, in that case, it pays a million credits. Luke: I'll tell him. (Back with Obi-Wan) Luke: They pay two ways. 1. Death, death, death, and more death. (counts off on fingers) Obi-Wan: And the other? Luke: A million credits. Obi-Wan: Hmmm, Luke: I ain't joining, don't you either. Obi-Wan: Nuts
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09-17-2006, 11:52 PM | #108 | |
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(At Obi-wans hut on tatooeen (More bad spelling!))
Obi-wan:You must become a jedi like your father before you! Luke skywalker:But my father was a spice- (Enter wierd guy holding a wierder blue rock) Wierd guy:Exuse me, does anyone know what this rock is? Luke skywalker:Um, no. Could you convince him that my father was a spice- (Old wierd guy comes in) Old wierd guy:You must be more careful with that rock! Wierd guy:Huh? Old wierd guy:It's more valubul that you could ever imagen! Wierd guy:Um, okay... (The wierd guy and the old wierd guy leave) Obi-wan:What was that about? (Did you catch my ever so suttle Eragon refrance? ) __________________ Obi-wan:Use the force! Luke Skywalker:Okay (Luke Skywalker draws out an oversided and extreemly RPGish weapon) Obi-wan(Bewildered):What is that? Luke Skywalker:It's the force! Obi-wan:Huh? Luke Skywalker:See the label? (Luke Skywalker points out a small label on the weapon that says "the force") Obi-wan:That's not what I ment. (Over on a star distroier, darth vader has another "The force") Sidious:What is that? Darth Vader:It's the force! So this is the thing everones been talking about for milenia! Sidous:Wha'??? Darth Vader:I wonder which side is the dark side? __________________ Luke Skywalker:I am the evilest lawn gnome in the star war univerce! Obi-wan:Luke, you have lost it. __________________
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09-17-2006, 11:59 PM | #109 | |
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09-18-2006, 12:13 AM | #110 | |
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The second and third are gread. If I had room I'd ad the last one to my sig.
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And what I ment by an RPGish weapon was that it resembled the style broght on by some flash RPGs (Not the rocket launchers) (I'd give an exemple of what I ment but it'd count as advertizeing) __________________ Luke Skywalker:Hello Mr. Kenobi Obi-wan:Huh? __________________ Obi-wan:I wonder what's with me9996s outside refrances lately Luke Skywalker:I don't know... (Lightning strikes Obi-wan) Obi-wan:Were'd that come from?!? Luke Skywalker(Looking up):The sky... Obi-wan:I mean we're on a desert planet... (Pause, a long pause) Luke Skywalker:What's that? Obi-wan:What's what? Luke Skywalker:What? What's what? Obi-Wan:What what? What's what? Luke Skywalker:... What? Obi-wan:You said 'What's that'. What were you talking about? Luke Skywalker:That. (Luke points to 4 hobbits, 2 men, a dwarf, an elf, and a wizard walking along) Obi-wan:They're just trying to get rid of a ring of power. Luke Skywalker:Oh.
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09-22-2006, 06:19 PM | #112 |
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Good one.
Obi-Wan: Whacha doin'? Luke: Whastit look like? Leia: Why are you guys talking like that? Obi-Wan: Waddya mean? Leia: I mean, you are supposed to be Jedi Knights, you should have good grammer. Luke: I failed in that class Obi-Wan: I never took that class Leia: Of course you guys would fail ar not take it! Your men! Luke: Obi-Wan: You mean that your better at grammer than ME??? Leia: I took that class
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09-26-2006, 09:33 PM | #113 |
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From the last one...
Obi-Wan: YOU took that class?! I'M the one who should know everything without taking the class! Luke:Why? I mean, ain't girls better at english than men? My aunt was. Leia: Whose aunt? And its aren't not ain't. Luke: See what I mean? They are. Obi-Wan: I get it. They are better, but I still think I should be better at everything without taking the class. Leia: Finally you guys admit it.
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10-04-2006, 06:53 PM | #114 | |
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Luke Skywalker:Use the force Luke!
Obi-wan:That's my line. Luke Skywalker:Oh, so it is, my bad! __________________ Qui-gon Jinn:I can grant you 3 wishes Luke... Luke Skywalker:Huh? Aren't you before my time? Qui-gon Jinn:That's why you can see right through me. Luke Skywalker:Too wierd! (Obi-wan shows up as a jedi aper... aperation... something like that) Obi-wan:Hello Luke. Luke Skywalker:Hey Obi-wan. Qui-gon Jinn:You freak out about me but barely nodice him! Luke Skywalker:Oh, wait... Is Obi-wan a ghost?!? __________________
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10-04-2006, 08:50 PM | #115 | |
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10-16-2006, 11:42 PM | #116 | |
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Thanks!
__________________ Darth Vader:*Hums darth vader theme* Luke Skywalker:Cool! I want a theme song too! I want a theme song too! __________________
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10-17-2006, 01:52 PM | #117 | |
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(Han Solo is standing in a barber shop dressed as a barber, enter Obi-wan)
Obi-wan:Hello, I'd like a little off the top. (Obi-wan sits in the barbers chair) Han Solo:Okay... (Takes out razor) Han(To self):Okay, just a little off the top...CUT! BLOOD! STURT! DEATH! HAHAHA! (Pulls hand back) __________________ I don't know why I like sticking Han Solo with mental problems...
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10-18-2006, 12:25 PM | #118 |
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Well, it sure fits him.
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10-22-2006, 11:04 PM | #119 | |
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Yoda:All your base are belong to us!
Mace Windu:Yoda, you're makeing less sence then usual.
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10-23-2006, 04:45 PM | #120 | |
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Still real funny... Yoda: I betcha I can beat you at a game. Anikan:Oh yeah? I bet I can beat you . Yoda: Try and catch me. Then I catch you. Anikan: No fair. You're smaller. Yoda: Come on, you said you could beat me. (He's jumping about like a mad-umm, thingy) Anikan: You're mean. (He walks off. Yoda looks at him reproachfully) Yoda: A quiter are you? Anikan: Against that, yes, something else, no.
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