Teacup Café XVII - Page 6

jammi567 · 02-08-2007, 02:53 PM

Yes, actually, as you're a lyer, backstabber, and a cheat. When i become presedent, i will never lie, and will always do the best for the common people of this cafe!

hectorberlioz · 02-08-2007, 02:55 PM

Thats how all tyrants start out, by not being honest with themselves...

sisterandcousinandaunt · 02-08-2007, 02:58 PM

If you want the job, all you need is an "unfortunate accident" to hector.

hectorberlioz · 02-08-2007, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

You might end up in the Room (the Room is locked)...

Maybe I'll run.

What are we talking about?

How did I miss this post the first time?

Jammi is going to run for Pres in 08

Quote:

Originally Posted by sisterandcousinandaunt

If you want the job, all you need is an "unfortunate accident" to hector.

The JFK treatment, eh?

Now that I know about this conspiracy against me, I'll make sure to hide deeper under the covers...

The last sane person · 02-08-2007, 03:15 PM

Oh what daftness is this?! We do not draft underage anybodies! Even if they volunteer, they need their parent's/guardians' signatures!

BREAKING NEWS!

Rohirrim TR EXPOSED FOR SLOPPY INTELLEGENCE!

In his recent report, as usual, the turn-coat turned news reporter has once again failed to do his research! If he had done so, he would have known that the entire war against Mirkwood was on the dime, planning and motivation of Sith Master General Darth Sane, and had little to do with the Policies of President Hector Berlioz.

President Berlioz only gave acknowledgement for General Sane after the 'diplomat' from Mirkwood insulted him and was dismayed when the mirror he expected to find on the President was not provided. Mirkwood promptly cut off ties with the government of the good citizens of Entmoot, and after that meeting, their diplomat turned with his nose high in the air and blundered into the doorframe.

We recieved a report shortly there after from the Mirkwood correspondent that the diplomat suffered a broken nose, and since he went face first into the doorframe of the TeaCup VIP room, that it has been taken as an act of Human aggression towards Mirkood.

Shortly after that event, President Hector gave public approval of General Sane's battle against bigotry and went to battle on the invite of General Sane in order to show support for the Men, Women and Dwarves of all denominations fighting on the field. Reports have just come in that the president is on the field after a successful battle in driving the Mirkwood warriors back to their Citadel, and is currently resting along with the rest of the troops.

This has been your ACCURATE update on the newest event of the TeaCup.

hectorberlioz · 02-08-2007, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The last sane person

Mirkwood promptly cut off ties with the government of the good citizens of Entmoot, and after that meeting, their diplomat turned with his nose high in the air and promptly blundered into the doorframe.

And it served him right!

The last sane person · 02-08-2007, 03:27 PM

I think so too, bit of poetic justice, dont you think?

hectorberlioz · 02-08-2007, 03:29 PM

Of course, and all the more ironic since those Mirkwood elves are supposed to be the "poetic" ones

The last sane person · 02-08-2007, 03:40 PM

It fits perfectly actually. I wonder if prince LegoLamb will show up? Or was he already captured? I think he was...hmm, barganing chip!

Hey! Just past 4k posts! Dang, that took a while.

**Nurvingiel** · 02-08-2007, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sisterandcousinandaunt

If you want the job, all you need is an "unfortunate accident" to hector.

OMG! Never!!

If something happened to Hector, with whom would I share my love of Hector Berlioz and Shostakovich? And don't tell me other people would do, no one loves Shosty like Hector and I!

The last sane person, that was really, really awesome.

I think you should be the official news anchor of MENN, the Middle-earth News Network.

Slogan: The Third Age is the time for MENN.

Awesome!

The last sane person · 02-08-2007, 03:43 PM

Wait, what was awesome and why am I reporter now?

hectorberlioz · 02-08-2007, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

OMG! Never!!

If something happened to Hector, with whom would I share my love of Hector Berlioz and Shostakovich? And don't tell me other people would do, no one loves Shosty like Hector and I!

Speaking of which, have you expanded your library much in the way of classical?

Quote:

Originally Posted by The last sane person

It fits perfectly actually. I wonder if prince LegoLamb will show up? Or was he already captured? I think he was...hmm, barganing chip!

What do they have that we want?

**Nurvingiel** · 02-08-2007, 03:45 PM

Your news story was awesome (post 105) and that's why you're a reporter. And news anchor. And foreign correspondant.

hectorberlioz · 02-08-2007, 03:50 PM

...and butt-kicking General who looks uncannily like a pirate

The last sane person · 02-08-2007, 04:21 PM

Wewt! I gladly accept! This could turn out fun!

jammi567 · 02-08-2007, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Jammi is going to run for Pres in 08

damn well i am.

The last sane person · 02-08-2007, 04:31 PM

Jammi! Look out! A left over warg incoming to your left!

jammi567 · 02-08-2007, 04:39 PM

*Roar!!!!!!!!* *Grabs the Wargs mouth and rips it apart*

rohirrim TR · 02-08-2007, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The last sane person

Wewt! I gladly accept! This could turn out fun!

Competition in the media, are you sure the president will stand for this? I mean I'm the official purveyor of disinformation around here.

The last sane person · 02-08-2007, 04:49 PM

*Thud!* *Crash!* *Whack!* *Yowl!!*

Oh, that poor poor Warg!

Go on Jammi! Throw down!

And, RTR, I can totally out do you on the battle field and the news field, and the president obviously doesnt mind. Besides, I've got the whole Pirate-General thing going for me.

02-08-2007, 02:53 PM	#101
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	Yes, actually, as you're a lyer, backstabber, and a cheat. When i become presedent, i will never lie, and will always do the best for the common people of this cafe! __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

02-08-2007, 02:55 PM	#102
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Thats how all tyrants start out, by not being honest with themselves... __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

02-08-2007, 02:58 PM	#103
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	You don't have to run, Nurv. If you want the job, all you need is an "unfortunate accident" to hector.

02-08-2007, 03:15 PM	#105
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Oh what daftness is this?! We do not draft underage anybodies! Even if they volunteer, they need their parent's/guardians' signatures! BREAKING NEWS! Rohirrim TR EXPOSED FOR SLOPPY INTELLEGENCE! In his recent report, as usual, the turn-coat turned news reporter has once again failed to do his research! If he had done so, he would have known that the entire war against Mirkwood was on the dime, planning and motivation of Sith Master General Darth Sane, and had little to do with the Policies of President Hector Berlioz. President Berlioz only gave acknowledgement for General Sane after the 'diplomat' from Mirkwood insulted him and was dismayed when the mirror he expected to find on the President was not provided. Mirkwood promptly cut off ties with the government of the good citizens of Entmoot, and after that meeting, their diplomat turned with his nose high in the air and blundered into the doorframe. We recieved a report shortly there after from the Mirkwood correspondent that the diplomat suffered a broken nose, and since he went face first into the doorframe of the TeaCup VIP room, that it has been taken as an act of Human aggression towards Mirkood. Shortly after that event, President Hector gave public approval of General Sane's battle against bigotry and went to battle on the invite of General Sane in order to show support for the Men, Women and Dwarves of all denominations fighting on the field. Reports have just come in that the president is on the field after a successful battle in driving the Mirkwood warriors back to their Citadel, and is currently resting along with the rest of the troops. This has been your ACCURATE update on the newest event of the TeaCup. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 02-08-2007 at 03:27 PM.

02-08-2007, 03:27 PM	#107
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	I think so too, bit of poetic justice, dont you think? __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

02-08-2007, 03:29 PM	#108
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Of course, and all the more ironic since those Mirkwood elves are supposed to be the "poetic" ones __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

02-08-2007, 03:40 PM	#109
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	It fits perfectly actually. I wonder if prince LegoLamb will show up? Or was he already captured? I think he was...hmm, barganing chip! Hey! Just past 4k posts! Dang, that took a while. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

02-08-2007, 03:43 PM	#111
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Wait, what was awesome and why am I reporter now? __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

02-08-2007, 03:50 PM	#114
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	...and butt-kicking General who looks uncannily like a pirate __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

02-08-2007, 04:21 PM	#115
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Wewt! I gladly accept! This could turn out fun! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

02-08-2007, 04:31 PM	#117
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Jammi! Look out! A left over warg incoming to your left! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

02-08-2007, 04:39 PM	#118
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	Roar!!!!!!!! Grabs the Wargs mouth and rips it apart __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

02-08-2007, 04:49 PM	#120
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Thud! Crash! Whack! Yowl!! Oh, that poor poor Warg! Go on Jammi! Throw down! And, RTR, I can totally out do you on the battle field and the news field, and the president obviously doesnt mind. Besides, I've got the whole Pirate-General thing going for me. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

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