08-18-2002, 05:26 PM | #101 |
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How do the nazguls comb their hair?
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08-18-2002, 05:42 PM | #102 |
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They don't; they don't have hair! Or else they use briar patches...or they don't comb their hair at all.
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08-18-2002, 05:45 PM | #103 |
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Oh, this is sad. I went back and read the last page, which I had failed to read before replying, and when I read the word "Solicitor", I read it as "Solicitorc", as in TLA. Aiya!
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08-19-2002, 05:43 PM | #104 |
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Not really a question, but:
Briefly describe hobbit puberty (changes in the body, what years it generally occurs, etc). Please keep it clean, though. We don't want to invoke The Wrath of the Mighty Mods. |
04-19-2003, 03:11 PM | #105 |
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Do elves shave their legs?
In answer to previos question, at age 23 they enlist the help of rabid penguins and sprout like trees.
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04-20-2003, 07:23 AM | #106 |
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Nay. We have no hair on our legs.
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04-20-2003, 02:21 PM | #107 |
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of course, they have latrines, and once a month they fertilize the forest with the contents
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04-20-2003, 11:37 PM | #108 |
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OK, in keeping with the spirit of stupid and pointless questions.....
1) from the hobbit, What does "dwarf ridden pony" taste like? 2) Do you think Elrond ever regrets not kickin Isildurs butt into the crack'o DOOM when he had the chance? 3) Elrond was Striders foster father and Arwen Daddy, does this make anyone else go EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!??ick ick ick all typo's sponsered by budweiser
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04-21-2003, 07:57 AM | #110 |
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EWWWWW!!! ick ick ick
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04-21-2003, 08:07 AM | #111 |
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Something I've wondered about is Dwarven latrine practices.......
I mean, in the hey-day of Khazad Dum (Moria) where on earth did those Dwarfs all piddle?..........It's an underground city (basically a cave) so if they got rid of the excess inside the cave then the air would become pretty ripe And any underground streams that they used to carry off the effluent would pretty quickly become polluted (which I'm sure the Elves of Lorien would have had something to say about) :/ Maybe there was a mass exodus from the mines every moring.....a kinda Dwarven Bog Call. I've also wondered if the Balrog was first awoken by an uninvited "gift" delivered from far above.........but I doubt if much thought into the possibility has been commited to paper.........it would explain the Balrogs grumpy termperment anyway. |
04-21-2003, 08:13 AM | #112 |
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Well what else would all those deep rivets and shafts be for? What else did you think kept that Mithril polished and bright (extended edition... I think that was mithril they saw glimmering down there ) hehe
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a) They evolved to have very poor senses of smell, so as not to detect the presence of Dwarven excretion in such manner. b) They just RAN all the way out to the outside when they needed to go c) Who cares about polluted water? When ya need to go, ya need to go... d) that Dwarven Bog Call could have been true. They also evolved to need to only 'go' once a day... |
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I was going to approach the sanitory solutions that were used by the Orcs after they occupied Moria.........but after seeing the size of a Cave Troll.............I don't think I'll bother |
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Would the leathery soles on a hobbit wives feet really irritate a husband when they are in bed together? (or vice versa). Do the Elves of Lorien have to dig their way out of dead Mallorn leaves during Autumn...? If Mithril is so darned strong......where did it all disapear to? Did the Entwives give birth to Acorns (or similar seeds), saplings or did they just take a "cutting" after the appropriate time? (and did they suffer from Entish PMT during autumn?) Why is their such a rarity of animals in Lothlorien? Does a Beorning crap in the woods? (although we are getting back to bodily functions with this one). *sigh* Middle Earth is such a confusing place |
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