04-13-2002, 10:51 PM | #101 |
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O Merciful God Tater....
*at which point BoP kisses Tater's divine feet - ever mindful of the fake hobbit hair....*
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04-13-2002, 10:56 PM | #102 |
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wouldn't the hair get stuck in your teeth??
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04-13-2002, 11:00 PM | #103 |
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What do I care, it's divine hair!
*pulls plastic hair out from teeth* Now all I need is a shrine...
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04-14-2002, 01:27 AM | #104 |
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Jeez, that's frightening. Can't we just laugh and point at him and say he doesn't really exist? I mean, after all, how many of you have actually seen this Taterificus?! 'Tis a figment of your imagination, I say! Do not follow!
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04-14-2002, 01:43 AM | #105 |
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If I laugh at him, he might smite me, and then I'll burn in the fires of eternal damnation. No thanks, I'd rather blindly follow the Divine Spud.
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04-14-2002, 04:05 AM | #106 | |
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Taterificus heh? You wear the same kind of dresses then? Wow,bad mental picture!Very bad!
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04-14-2002, 01:02 PM | #107 | |
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04-14-2002, 02:36 PM | #108 |
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Oops, this was double post. Sos Ppl
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04-14-2002, 02:38 PM | #109 |
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Monty Python is cool!
'Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of cabbage!! Now go away or i shall taunt you a second time!' heh heh! I think that was the quote (or something similar)!
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04-14-2002, 02:56 PM | #110 |
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Fetchez la vache! *launches bovine munition at Elfmaster*
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04-14-2002, 02:59 PM | #111 |
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*Dodges Earniel's attack and shouts...*
RUN AWAY!!!! *Hides in forest to plot and comes across wooden rabbit* MWHAHAHAHA!! *catapults it at Earniel*
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04-14-2002, 03:35 PM | #112 |
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IEP! *erects forcefield (the bumby kind) wooden rabbit bounces off and returns to point of origin. neheheheh!
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04-14-2002, 05:30 PM | #113 |
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What's this about a wooden rabbit, and bovine flinging? er...
*ducks to avoid jersey cow* Oi!
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04-15-2002, 04:58 AM | #114 |
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*Borrows BoP's Box and fills it with crabs*
Oh Earniel, i bring forth a gift!! *Earniel takes box and oppens it to be attacked by the crabs! Gives BoP box back fully cleaned out* MWHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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04-15-2002, 09:43 AM | #115 |
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That's "smells of elderberries" you putrid fools! I will smotalize you all! And don't you forget it!
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04-15-2002, 09:47 AM | #116 |
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*BoP whips out box*
*Ducks underneath it's now + 5 protection* *Scuttles after Darth Tater with the sole intention of.... [edit]*
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04-15-2002, 09:59 AM | #117 |
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*whips out sword of death and destruction™ 3d16+9 and easily smashes the box to nothingness*
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04-15-2002, 10:01 AM | #118 |
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Hah! You fool! You can not destroy me, I am of the Mighty Three, and I am the head church dude person. Darth Tater needs me...
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04-15-2002, 11:07 AM | #119 | |
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*Picks up elderberries and hurls them at Tater and Tessar. Joins BoP in hiding behind the box*
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