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Bard of Mangled Songs
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The Legend of Sleepy Cirith Ungol (The Story of what happenned to Frodo Crane)
King of the Damned (probably mentioned already) Goodbye Girl - Eowyn's version We Were Hobbits (and Still Are)
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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03-13-2002, 03:44 PM
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'Am I making fun of the fact that Doug Adams is dead? then definately NO! I bought four of the stories about Arthur Dent in summer 2001 and spent the entire summer LMAO at the jokes in the book. Especially the part when they were in the improbability drive in the Heart of Gold ... "Ford! You're turning into a penguin. Stop it." "Ford! There's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script of Hamlet they've worked out!" I was practically heart-broken when I heard that he had died 
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'So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All you can decide is what to do with the time that is given to you,' - Gandalf the Grey 'I left my body to science, but I'm afraid they've turned it down' - In memory of Graham Chapman 'Rubin sits like Buddah in a 10 foot cell, An innocent man in a living hell,' - From 'Hurricane' by Bob Dylan, the only innocent Hurricane protest song, written stressing the innocence of Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter, a black, middle-weight boxer imprisoned for 19 for a triple murder which he did not commit. |
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03-13-2002, 03:55 PM
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'Am I making fun of the fact that Doug Adams is dead? then definately NO! I bought four of the stories about Arthur Dent in summer 2001 and spent the entire summer LMAO at the jokes in the book. Especially the part when they were in the improbability drive in the Heart of Gold ... "Ford! You're turning into a penguin. Stop it." "Ford! There's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script of Hamlet they've worked out!" I was practically heart-broken when I heard that he had died
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'So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All you can decide is what to do with the time that is given to you,' - Gandalf the Grey 'I left my body to science, but I'm afraid they've turned it down' - In memory of Graham Chapman 'Rubin sits like Buddah in a 10 foot cell, An innocent man in a living hell,' - From 'Hurricane' by Bob Dylan, the only innocent Hurricane protest song, written stressing the innocence of Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter, a black, middle-weight boxer imprisoned for 19 for a triple murder which he did not commit. |
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03-16-2002, 01:39 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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"THE Book"
Hot Fudge Sundae for the Soul Entmooter's Survival Kit Item #001 An EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO's Bible The Red Book of Westmarch: The Unauthorized Copy
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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03-16-2002, 02:08 AM
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Frodo Versus the Mountain ("Joe vs. the Volcano," I know it doesn't fit too well)
You've Got A Ring Runaway Ring And now for a poke at darlin' Oscar: Mordor-holland Drive Gamgeeford Park A Beautiful Ring Hobbits, Inc. Moulin Rouge Elf (Entmoot joke!--hope she doesn't mind... everyone calls her "Rouge" anyway!  Love ya, Rogue, really I do...)Black Lord Down Frodo Baggins: Hobbit Genius The Hobbit Who Wasn't There Any other movies up for any kind of Oscars? Heh. Can you tell whom I want to win EVERYTHING?  -tano
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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03-16-2002, 02:12 AM
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Oh, those are really good, Tano. And yes, I can see who you want to win. I do too. Why oh why are the Oscars not on a Saturday? Grr.
I'll try to think of some more Oscars ones.
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03-16-2002, 06:44 AM
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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03-16-2002, 09:06 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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The Corruptor
The Emperor Has No Jewelry Elf Maidens Aren't Easy A Finger For the World
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03-16-2002, 03:08 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Wheee! These are so fun! I'm glad you liked that one, a-e. It seems to be what the whole story's about, anyway...
The Ring is Not Enough Goldenring You Only Rule Twice (a handbook for Sauron, courtesy of J. Bond) Yargh...on a BondJamesBond kick, only I can't think of any others... -tano
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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03-16-2002, 03:41 PM
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Hoplite Nomad
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The man with the golden ring
barrow wights never die From mordor with love the ranger who loved me
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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03-16-2002, 03:47 PM
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Hoplite Nomad
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For your EYE only
you only live twice ( without the ring) a view to a tower hill his majesty's secret service ( the nazgul theme) elves are forever
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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03-16-2002, 05:08 PM
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I hope this wasn’t mentioned before
“The Hobbits Brave Heart”, by Merry “The Lost Boys”, by Grishnakh “I, Sauron”, an autobiography “The Call of the Ring, an horror story”, by Bilbo “The King and I”, by Arwen “Memories of Frodo”, by guess who “Gone with the Wind, a lament for Sauron” by Khamûl “Full Mithril Jacket”, by Bilbo “Riders of the Lost Ring”, by Pippin “Our Hobbit in Mordor”, by Gandalf (written during his vacation in Havana)
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03-16-2002, 05:54 PM
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Elf Lord
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And a few more
“Easy Rider”, by Eowyn “The Rise and Almost Fall of the Gondorian Empire, and how I saved it”, by Frodo “Waiting for Gollun”, by K. Afka
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**************************************** "None are more hoplessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Reality is just an illusion, albeit a very persistent one - Albert Einstein The Caffeine Mantra It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Brazil that the thoughts aquire speed, The hands aquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion... Elvellon Erelion Last edited by Elvellon : 03-16-2002 at 05:59 PM. |
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03-16-2002, 08:15 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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~Everything is Better With a King
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03-16-2002, 10:08 PM
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Elf Lord of the Grey Havens
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"Little Big Hobbit"
"Aragorn's Song" "Ninefinger" "Armageddon II" "A Middle Earth Summer's Night Dream" "The Ballad of Red Eye and White Hand" "Melkor's Advocate" "The Magnificent Nine"
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There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary |
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03-17-2002, 12:57 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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"Sauron's Inferno"
"Wide Sundering Sea" (obscure book title. . .anyone know what it's from--take a guess! )"Dark Mountain"
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03-17-2002, 01:33 AM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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hehe...i know what it's from!
these are great...thanks for the other bond ones...they're awesome! -tano
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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03-17-2002, 01:37 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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Well, I knew YOU would know, Tano! (Maybe 'cause I told you. . .naw, couldn't be!
 ) Oh. I can't think of any all of a sudden. Yet I had a few ideas. Oh well. Maybe later. . .I like the Bond ones, BTW!
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03-17-2002, 02:20 AM
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Elven Warrior
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These are great! Here are a few I came up with...
The Ages They Are A-Changin' Absolut Ring Arthur Miller's "Death of a Dark Lord" Got Lembas? The Lonesome Death of Smeagol-Gollum
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03-17-2002, 02:55 AM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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OHHH, Oscar Wilde...
"An Ideal Dark Lord" ("well, Sauron has proposed to me again. Sauron really does nothing but propose to me"...brownie points to any one who can identify that quote and who really said it!) "The Importance of Being Frodo" ack, can't think of any more... -tano
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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