Mooter's Patronuses - Page 6

Lord Choc Obo · 11-06-2005, 06:59 PM

I just read something about a crossbred animal...a tiger with a lion... it's called a Liger and I'm not kidding you, they get between 3 and 3.6 meter long.... I want that one as a patronus

Lady Marion Magdalena · 11-06-2005, 07:31 PM

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We-ell, if it is a penguin like Human Pie's rice-fed ones, then the dementors will most likely have nightmares afterwards.

I was thinking more along the lines of her Flying, Deaf SuperPenguin. The one who replaced the eagles in TLA. Not that the likelyhood of dementors having nightmares decreases any...

***Earniel*** · 11-07-2005, 06:13 AM

Oh yes, like the vengeful one that was constantly following Zandalf. Aaah.. good memories.

But yes, that would be a reasonable defensive patronus too.

Halbarad of the Dunedain · 11-13-2005, 06:34 PM

My petronous would have to be the most feared animal on the planet... the poison footed, mamal fur having, egg laying, duck billed Platypus!!! Serious the platypus is proof of gods sense of humor... that little freaky animal has no place in the world... its a mamal, but it lays eggs and has a duck bill... is it a bird? Or a mamal? Or a reptile? The enigmatic nature of the feared platypus would confuse any enemy enough to use its mighty poisonous back feet!

Lord Choc Obo · 11-13-2005, 07:53 PM

it's a cross bread between a duck and a beaver

goooo platypus

Lotesse · 11-13-2005, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord Choc Obo

I just read something about a crossbred animal...a tiger with a lion... it's called a Liger and I'm not kidding you, they get between 3 and 3.6 meter long.... I want that one as a patronus

I heard of the liger. I think I saw a program on Nova or Discovery featuring this gi-NORmous liger, I mean HUGE. That liger was huge.

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/liger2.jpg

durinsbane2244 · 11-13-2005, 08:35 PM

hehe, yay platypus!

Lord Choc Obo · 11-14-2005, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Lotesse

I heard of the liger. I think I saw a program on Nova or Discovery featuring this gi-NORmous liger, I mean HUGE. That liger was huge.

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/liger2.jpg

hehehe, say byebye Dementors

***Earniel*** · 11-14-2005, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Lotesse

I heard of the liger. I think I saw a program on Nova or Discovery featuring this gi-NORmous liger, I mean HUGE. That liger was huge.

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/liger2.jpg

That liger in the picture looks definitely overfed but not larger than it should be, IMO. Yet I doubt it would have enough space to stow another dementor in there.

Lord Choc Obo · 11-14-2005, 05:01 PM

well then, check out THIS

Liger

***Earniel*** · 11-14-2005, 06:07 PM

Dunno, The picture is misleading. Even my puddy-tad looks twice his size too when he stretches. Cats are suprisingly stretchable.

But judging by the height of the hips, the liger's size still seems reasonable compared to normal tigers. Taken in account of course that being bred in captivity (good, regular meals, less exercise and no risk for injury during hunting) would probably mean bigger individuals than their wilder counterparts.

Still, would make a strong patronus... If he doesn't eat you as easily as the dementors.

Lady Marion Magdalena · 11-15-2005, 12:04 AM

Can patroni eat? And is it Patronuses or Patroni for the plural?

tolkienfan · 11-15-2005, 12:57 AM

Actually I read in National Geographic Kids that Ligers never stop growing. I can try to find the article.

BeardofPants · 11-15-2005, 03:39 AM

Actually, Earniel, they are lacking the growth inhibitor gene - they have growth dysplasia - wiki article - so they would be way way bigger than the tiger.

freaky massive liger image

Lord Choc Obo · 11-15-2005, 04:50 AM

hehehe, the first guy from the right, the one that's "bottle feeding" the liger looks like Nicolas Cage

and to answer lady marion magdalena, since Rowling uses "latin" words, it would be more assumable (imho) that the answer to your question is Patroni.

and no, Patroni can't eat, they're just "ghost-like" forms that CHARGE after Dementors, they don't really attack 'em physicly, the dementors just run away(even though one dementor got swooped up by the harry's stag's horns)

***Earniel*** · 11-15-2005, 04:50 AM

Interesting article. Trust cats to mess up their genetics.

*wonders which tigers she has been seeing then that she still think ligers are not all that much bigger*

The last sane person · 11-15-2005, 12:22 PM

Man, that is one pudgey beast. Not that scarey...I'd probably be able to run half a mile befor that thing managed to get up.

durinsbane2244 · 11-15-2005, 08:54 PM

i was just thinkin about ol' spocko....can you say vulcan?

tolkienfan · 11-16-2005, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by BeardofPants

Actually, Earniel, they are lacking the growth inhibitor gene - they have growth dysplasia - wiki article - so they would be way way bigger than the tiger.

freaky massive liger image

Yeah, that's what I meant to say.

emily leonard · 11-30-2005, 01:42 PM

i think that my one would be a puffin dont no why

11-07-2005, 06:13 AM	#103
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Oh yes, like the vengeful one that was constantly following Zandalf. Aaah.. good memories. But yes, that would be a reasonable defensive patronus too. __________________ We are not things.

11-13-2005, 06:34 PM	#104
Halbarad of the Dunedain Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Arthedian Posts: 460	My petronous would have to be the most feared animal on the planet... the poison footed, mamal fur having, egg laying, duck billed Platypus!!! Serious the platypus is proof of gods sense of humor... that little freaky animal has no place in the world... its a mamal, but it lays eggs and has a duck bill... is it a bird? Or a mamal? Or a reptile? The enigmatic nature of the feared platypus would confuse any enemy enough to use its mighty poisonous back feet! __________________ "Can you feel her, running through your veins? She will always live forever!" ~ Atreyu [Her portrait in Black] "I want to see pretty people doing ugly things..." ~ Unknown "Damn it n' such!" ~ Stewie Griffen

11-13-2005, 08:35 PM	#107
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	hehe, yay platypus! __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

11-14-2005, 06:07 PM	#111
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Dunno, The picture is misleading. Even my puddy-tad looks twice his size too when he stretches. Cats are suprisingly stretchable. But judging by the height of the hips, the liger's size still seems reasonable compared to normal tigers. Taken in account of course that being bred in captivity (good, regular meals, less exercise and no risk for injury during hunting) would probably mean bigger individuals than their wilder counterparts. Still, would make a strong patronus... If he doesn't eat you as easily as the dementors. __________________ We are not things.

11-15-2005, 12:04 AM	#112
Lady Marion Magdalena Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies. Posts: 821	Can patroni eat? And is it Patronuses or Patroni for the plural? __________________ "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!"

11-06-2005, 06:59 PM	#101
Lord Choc Obo Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 101	I just read something about a crossbred animal...a tiger with a lion... it's called a Liger and I'm not kidding you, they get between 3 and 3.6 meter long.... I want that one as a patronus

11-13-2005, 07:53 PM	#105
Lord Choc Obo Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 101	it's a cross bread between a duck and a beaver goooo platypus

11-14-2005, 05:01 PM	#110
Lord Choc Obo Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 101	well then, check out THIS Liger

11-15-2005, 12:57 AM	#113
tolkienfan Elf Lord Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Internet Posts: 803	Actually I read in National Geographic Kids that Ligers never stop growing. I can try to find the article. __________________ Don't be hasty! Thanks so much to Last Child of Ungoliant, Twista, and BeardofPants for my avatar!

11-15-2005, 03:39 AM	#114
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Actually, Earniel, they are lacking the growth inhibitor gene - they have growth dysplasia - wiki article - so they would be way way bigger than the tiger. freaky massive liger image __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

11-15-2005, 04:50 AM	#115
Lord Choc Obo Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 101	hehehe, the first guy from the right, the one that's "bottle feeding" the liger looks like Nicolas Cage and to answer lady marion magdalena, since Rowling uses "latin" words, it would be more assumable (imho) that the answer to your question is Patroni. and no, Patroni can't eat, they're just "ghost-like" forms that CHARGE after Dementors, they don't really attack 'em physicly, the dementors just run away(even though one dementor got swooped up by the harry's stag's horns)

11-15-2005, 04:50 AM	#116
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Interesting article. Trust cats to mess up their genetics. wonders which tigers she has been seeing then that she still think ligers are not all that much bigger __________________ We are not things.

11-15-2005, 12:22 PM	#117
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Man, that is one pudgey beast. Not that scarey...I'd probably be able to run half a mile befor that thing managed to get up. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-15-2005, 08:54 PM	#118
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	i was just thinkin about ol' spocko....can you say vulcan? __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

11-30-2005, 01:42 PM	#120
emily leonard Enting Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: on the moon but i do vist earth now and again Posts: 57	umm... i think that my one would be a puffin dont no why __________________ why me?

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