06-16-2002, 04:56 AM | #101 |
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Aragorn: (to Rohan Guard at Medesuld) Here, hold on to Anduril for a few minutes, will you?
Gandalf: I'll just leave my staff here if that's alright... Legolas: You aren't touching this bow! I'm keeping it with me! Gimli: Who wants this silly strand of hair anyway?
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06-16-2002, 04:59 AM | #102 |
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Frodo: Mushrooms are bad for you and can cause hallucinations.
Boromir: You're right, Gondor does need a king. Tom Bombadil: I am most certainly not a merry fellow! Who do you think I am, Santa Claus?
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06-17-2002, 12:12 PM | #103 |
Elf Lord
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lol
Legolas: I love wolves! Frodo: guess what everyone! I'm a virgin! Saruman: Who needs that stupid ring anyway? I mean it looks so tacky!
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06-17-2002, 01:37 PM | #104 |
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Bilbo, before the adventure in The Hobbit : Hmm, I feel like doing something today outside of my little Hobbit hole. I think I'll go on an adventure!
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06-17-2002, 01:57 PM | #105 |
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Gandalf to Gwaihir the
Windlord: "Polly want a cracker?"
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06-17-2002, 02:26 PM | #106 |
Elven Warrior
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Farmir: oh boy! my brother is finnaly dead!!!
Sam: hello gollum, lets go for a stroll Gandalf when he's looking 4 treebeard : why hello pippin, do u know where treebear is
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06-18-2002, 02:09 AM | #107 |
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Pippin: *silence*
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06-18-2002, 03:18 AM | #108 | |
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06-18-2002, 03:26 AM | #109 |
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Pippin: That's alright, Elrond, I'll just go home. I don't want to go on a quest anyway, and really, Frodo will be fine without me
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06-18-2002, 07:42 AM | #110 |
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Pippin: If somebody asks me another question I'll throw apples at their head!!!
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06-18-2002, 07:52 AM | #111 |
Elven Warrior
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Pippin : I'm not hungry I had a whole apple for breakfast
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Dovie'andi se tovya sagain "Courage my soul, now learn to wield The weight of thine immortal shield Place on thy head thy helmet bright Ballance thy sword against the fight See where an army strong as fair With silken banners spreads the air Now if thy bee'st that thing divine In this days combat let it shine: And shew that nature wants an art To conqeur one resolved heart" Andrew Marvell |
06-18-2002, 09:09 AM | #112 |
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Pippin: "We had 2nd breakfast, yes...What about 3rd breakfast?"
Gandalfat Gates of Moria: "Alohamora!" Saruman vs Gandalf: "Wingardium Leviosa!"
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06-18-2002, 09:38 AM | #113 |
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Bilbo: "I lost 20 pounds at Jenny Craig"
Pippin: "I'll have a 'Shirley Temple', please." Gandalf: "I'm going to mind my own business from now on." Faramir to Boromir: "Dad always liked you best!" Saruman to Sauron: "Bite me!"
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06-18-2002, 07:37 PM | #114 |
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lol
aragorn: Call me Dances with wolves. Horses of Rohan: Hey lets kill the riders. Gandalf: I got a Furby everyome! Aint it adorable? Frodo: I am a virgin and proud. Gandalf meets dumbledore: So you got stuck with some stupid person to protect to huh? Dumbledore: pretty much.
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06-18-2002, 08:10 PM | #115 |
Elf Lord
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Treebeard: Damn slowpokes!
Lobelia: What?! Me, live in Bag End? That dump isn't fit for a flea to live in! Aragorn: Where's the shower? I have to wash my hair. Galadriel: In place of a Dark Lord you shall have a Queen . . . aw, screw the test, gimme the Ring! Frodo: La de da, let's play dive into Mount Doom! Your turn, Ring! Pippin: Where've I been going? Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, where else . . .
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06-18-2002, 10:23 PM | #116 |
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Rosie to Sam just before the Scouring:What planet did you come from?
Sam in the garden:Hey Frodo where's the weed wacker? Frodo back to Sam:Wait why dont you use the weed killer? Pippin before doing something REALLY dumb: Maybe I should think about this. Sam: Oops I burned the rabbit Gollum: Aragorn!? How is the old chap? Gandalf to Saruman: You know what, I've come to like your upper most tower. Eoywen as she sees Aragorn: Who in the h*** is THAT? I thought we were enemies with the orcs. Ok corny but what the heck. It's fun. Sam
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06-19-2002, 07:14 AM | #117 |
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Saruman : I don't really fancy a ring at all
Legolas : I've run out of arrows Gimli : I love elves they're the best especially my best buddy Legolas
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Dovie'andi se tovya sagain "Courage my soul, now learn to wield The weight of thine immortal shield Place on thy head thy helmet bright Ballance thy sword against the fight See where an army strong as fair With silken banners spreads the air Now if thy bee'st that thing divine In this days combat let it shine: And shew that nature wants an art To conqeur one resolved heart" Andrew Marvell |
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gandalf: I shall send owl post at once. Aragorn: I think I will wright a book called "Swords For Dummies". Gandalf: Told ya so.
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06-19-2002, 11:12 AM | #119 |
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Treebeard: "Hurry up!"
Bilbo: "I'm on the SlimFast plan." Pippin: "I'll have sparkling water, on the rocks, with a twist" Gollum: "Oh well. Easy come, easy go!" Ugluk: "Leave the Halflings, take the cannoli."
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06-21-2002, 04:08 PM | #120 |
The Rogue Elf
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Aragorn: ARWEN! I need your help!!!!!
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